Wisdom Teeth and Constipation

good god man. i have a similar story exept its the oposet. So i went on a camping trip and drank some water from a stream(it did go through a filter but dident get all those nasty parasites.) i got home and after about 3 days i started shitting like never before. It was like an anal explosion out every time i sat on the jon. I ended up have hershy squirts for about a month. My mom went to the docter and they gave me a home stool sample kit. I had to spoon fill 3 viles with my crap. Hell no i dident do it! my parents got so pissed at me and said do it or deal with it. i still dident. another week went by and it finally went away. By the end i was so week i could not really do anything.
 
wow, this was easily the funniest story I've read in a long time. the way he described it made it so easy to picture in my head. thank thank thank THANKYOU
 
I sit on the toilet and my ass is sing the siberian national anthem, but no poo.

that is a truly amazing story. i'm glad you survived to tell the tale. was your butt ever the same after that?
 
look out NS, we have a texas skier on our hands...

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i know i probably shouldnt laugh, but i had myself in tears by the time i got to the bottom. you all normal yet?
 
hahaha thats shit is funny. Im kinda worried tho cause im getting my wisdom teeth pulled on friday. I hope i can shit afterwards
 
I get my teeth pulled this summer. I hope to god that doesn't happen to me.

Seriously though, what a story to tell if it does. I could not stop laughing.
 
oh my god i think that was the funniest thing ive ever read, possibly in my life. great story, thanks for sharing it to all of ns +karma just for that
 
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