Wisdom Teeth and Constipation

im bringing it back bitches

i was my dad was a dermatologist then he could tell me why i have big blood blisters all over my genetalia. im thinking it might be from last saturday where i got completely hammered and my and my friends had an orgy and there was a wire brush involved

-Lat
 
OH MY GOD i was laughing soo hard, that is one of the funniest things ive ever read, i personally think thats better ten wizard hat and robe, good lord that was funny

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strangers passing in hte street by chance two separate glances meet... and i am you and what i see is me
 
it very well could be

-kulpy-

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gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
 
I've had my wisdom teeth out and other surgeries, and the longest i've gone w/o shitting from those was about a week and a half. my mom said it was the anesthesia that did it to you

Let us have a revolution
 
way tooo funny My mom is trying to call the hospital, but I won't let her, that shit would be way too embarassing."
 
coffee and tea, thats just fucked up. When i was in Jr High, kids would stick tampons that had been soaked in booze up their asses to get them drunk.
 
id have to agree with ms snowbunny on that one. thats pathetic, they didnt feel like taking shots so they shove things up there asses? i have two words for them. 1- pussy 2- gay
 
One time my friend was at this guys house and took a shit and clogged the toilet so he flinged it out and caught it, another time the same guy was at my other friends house and clogged the toilet and had to call the plumber
 
haha yea really, speaking of public i was in a library in school when i read this i had to be kicked out
 
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

HOLY SHIT, after i got my surgery on my arm, my mom was about to call the hospital because i never took a shit in like a week either, but then it started coming out later, im glad that didnt happen to me
 
the codine makes you constapated, T3's are garbage, what you want is oxycontin, now those are fun. you gotta say your alergic to codine, and the will give you the good shit.
 
holy shit this story is so overrated. its honestly not all that funny. it is but it doesnt deserve all the recognition its getting. half the people are just like "omg thats so funny" becuase they hear about it some other thread and check it out. honestly robe and wizard hat is way better than this. wisdom teeth doesnt belong in the same catagory as robe and wizard hat. stop building up hype on this stupid thread.
 
honestly, I think it's in the same category. i can read this one over and over, and still laugh. plus, its original material

for me, robe and wizard hat got old after the first 5 times i read it.

but you're right, people have different preferences and i guess humor is different for everyone. so i think its a trade-off for either one...theres a couple others on the site that are top notch too
 
My story isnt as good as the top one, but just the other day, I had just finished eating dinner and I had a massive stomach ache. I start walking upstairs, and I really feel like i have to shit, and im almost feeling sick. I run into my bathroom and my brother is looking at himself in the mirror, and so he clears out. He forgot to tell me that the toilet was clogged, and so i unloaded a huge one, and i had such a bad stomach ache, i was afraid i was going to throw up while using the bathroom. So after i was done, i flush the toilet and all of the sudden the shit water starts to overflow, and spills everywhere, all over the tile and on some of my magazines. I luckily turned off the water, but my bathroom had a good inch of so of water on the floor. I had to clean all of this up, and it really sucked. Lesson learned, i should have not been polite and instead used the downstairs bathroom.
 
I mexico one time i got motolzulos revenge or whatever its caled, where you dirnk thier dirty water and get dirty shits....well i had the dirty shits, so i went to the dr, and they gave me these pills...and then i tok the pills, didn't shit for 7 days, and then it came out ina big pure white lump. That shit was fucked up.
 
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