Wisdom Teeth and Constipation

That is the greatest story ever told I shall pass it on to my friends and some day my children and they shall pass it on to their children and them to their children and so on. That way that wonderful story will never be lost and it's message never forgotten.

I think rails in general are just a phase. - Anthony Boronowski
 
this sounds gross, but nobody warned me of the problem after my knee surgery and taking oxy contin for a week. bad memories

 
RESURECTION cause im in a bad fucking mood and this is funny

-Anthony

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using a key to gouge expletives on anothers vehicle, is a sign of trust, and friendship

 
hahahah, the original, the greatest.

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- Ian

'i just want you to know, you're a shithead for messing around like that, a man's poor is lost!

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porn, i mean porn' - CTripper

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
 
hahahaha!!!! every time.

bump....

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'NS is like hotel california, you can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave.'-Sugarloaf

 
this is a very remarkable thread. it is one of the best known threads (for obvious reasons) yet it has relatively very few posts.

I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.

-melvs
 
yay it's back! every tims i read that story, it never gets old!

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triple it triple it trip-le-it 1! brrrrrrr cha cha cha cha cha cha cha

ba-dum-ching!
 
bahahaha, this is the oldest thread, but it's got to stay alive. SO FUNNY

Ski. Eat. Sex. Sleep. Ski.
What else is there?

'never tryed tele, it just looks gay...' Jess-001 (Feschies, better watch your back)
 
never read it, but thank you so much for bringing that back up, its friggin hilarious hahahaha what a brilliant description.

Gravity sucks

What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner???
The drunk speeds through the stop sign and the stoner waits for it to turn green
(My real ID is french_hucker)
 
hahaha ive never laughed so hard, i only with i could make it my sig (its too long) Genius, i want to meet you, you are a comedic genius

'Newschoola.com is tha largest, most active newschoo` ski'n community web site in tha world! As a guest, you is able ta browse tha website, look at pictures, read tha message board, articles, n mizzy and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow. Takes a look around tha site ta see W-H-to-tha-izzat it has ta gangsta n thiznen cracka fo` FREE ta be a P-to-tha-izzart of this pimpin' community.

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thats the funniest story ever

aint immaturity grand?

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if I ever see Shane McConkey, I'm going to point at his skis and go 'Dude, they look like waterskis!' just to keep the trend going.
 
best story on ns

word

sick guy, yo guy yesterday guy, some g tried to jack me guy, cause yo i was selling him some budz, guy, and yo guy... i busted out ma nine and shit guy he was packing heat to guy, mad gun fight guy-
G-Dawg
 
bahaha that was so funny, my first time to read this, and i thank whoever brought this back up i didn't relized it was so old haha

- Nic
 
bravo. One of the few ns posts that are that long and I stuck around to read the whole thing. keep it up and keep the trash outta NS.

A LESSON FROM A HARDCORE SMOKER:

if your really hardcore you can just smoke out of your hands. make a loose fist but keep your fingers together and pack the entire empty space in the middle with herb. then open up your pinky finger enough so that the herb doesnt fall out but you can light it. then just breath in from the top hole and ull get mad respect -eastar5

 
bravo. One of the few ns posts that are that long and I stuck around to read the whole thing. keep it up and keep the trash outta NS.

A LESSON FROM A HARDCORE SMOKER:

if your really hardcore you can just smoke out of your hands. make a loose fist but keep your fingers together and pack the entire empty space in the middle with herb. then open up your pinky finger enough so that the herb doesnt fall out but you can light it. then just breath in from the top hole and ull get mad respect -eastar5

 
where is the other one... about the suppository

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-Matt

I am so takin' the waffles... that's right brandon. I took your waffles

*NS SKATEBOARDERS*
 
HOLY SHIT!!! literaally. thast the funnoiest shit ever

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Do you suffer from uncontrollable urges to spin, jib and jump off random objects??? if so... we can help. join the "uncontrolable urges to spin off things... while wearing shoes cult" today!!

 
funniest thread on ns ever.

"i'll nosepress your box if you lipslide my rail"

https://newschoolers.com/NS2/Forums
/ReadThread.php?cat_id=2&thread_id=16675&
start=150

"Wisdom teeth and Constipation" here^

 
haha wow this was an old story, but its still funny as anything.

-kulpy-

vincepru-"i jibbed a car in a parking lot yester day and the bumper fell off, then i ran."
 
that story kicked ass, or at least forced it into convulsions.

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Have an uncontrolable urge to jumsp/spin off things because you cant ski?? join the cult. msg me!

Also turns out im a leader of the family guy cult. msg me!
 
sick

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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
dude, you're fucking awesome.

I have never actually laughed out loud about something I've read over the internet before.

so fucking funny man.

 
I just took some penicillin... I hope that doesn't happen to me.

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i never wash my hand. hell, i eat pizza while i'm taking a shit.

-seanPISTOL
 
Not to change the subject, but i lived in Calgary for a little bit with a bunch of dudes, and they were obsessed with enima's. Everyone was against experimenting with the enima kit. (but afterwards some started to do it monthly)

I will tell you what, that is an experience like no other. Your stomach hurts sooo bad when all of that water gets up there, and it is disgusting when it comes out. The only good thing about it is when you have got out of the shower (after cleaning yourself up) you sleep like a baby. i dont think i have ever slept as well as i did when i recieved an enima. I know it is gross, and i will not do it again unless there are emergency circumstances. (f.e. eric) SOme of these dudes also used tea, and coffee instead of water.

For a good nights rest i suggest an enima!

GO STRAIGHT!
 
Great writing, really good/bad visuals...and absolutly hilarious!!

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Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy, like that.
 
i was thinking about sending that in to a college like harvard for my entry essay and see what they say.. unbelievable

Turtle: Look at you Mr. Beg for pussy on promnight.

Eric: Yea Turtle, I was begging my girlfriend, you were begging a 40 dollar hooker who declined your mother's credit card.-Entourage

 
can you say HERNIA....i feel sorry for you man, having your mom get that for you....better hope she dosnt share that with any of her friends.

 
ahaahha omg that was the funnyest fuckin thing ever

whats up now bitch

"i'm sure 99% of this site knows that jon gets laid more than 99% of this site." strode420

"60% of the time it works, everytime"-brian fantana

ACLs suck dick
 
hahahah thats really funny ....im still waitin for my wisdom teeth to come in, they will deffinately have to be pulled

 
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