Wisdom Teeth and Constipation

13938636:IsitWinterYet17 said:
Wonder if OP is still afraid of penicillin when it was actually the codeine
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Yeah for sure. I feel like I remember antibiotics make some people shit more, at least in high dosages.
 
Eh y’all donut bee lettin dem wite dr trik y’all into losin sum wisdum. Dats y iz call wisdum cuz dat shit impotent fo yo mind n thinkin. Dis sum reel skreet knoledge don’t get dat teet pull mane. Dat shit natoral n how uz created butt wite man gotta fuk us up n try to control us... hell naw
 
I have a lady friend that was complaining of stomach pains. Jokingly, I asked her when she had shit last, she couldnt remember the last time. A few more days go by, she calls me and says she cant hardly even stand up from all the pain in her stomach. I go to her house and she is there curled up on the floor crying. She is crying, wanting me to take her to the hospital. I rush her there and they start doing tests on her, ask her the usual, drugs, medications and such. She is sober so I knew nothing of that nature so they take her into x-ray her stomach, there they see this huge back up of shit. Again she was asked when the last time she shit, she said it could be weeks from what she last remembered. They did an emergency enema right away. It wasnt 2 minutes after they did it she rushed to the toilet and lit it up!! She sat there and shat for about 5 minutes, was like OP in their story. The doctors said if she had waited another day she probably wouldve died due to the back up. On the ride home all she could say was how much she shit, again, jokingly I stated she probably lost some weight. Ends up, she lost 8 pounds that day, just from shitting.

People, fiber is not a bad thing in a diet. Staying regular is a healthy.
 
211122:SUpilot said:
yeah one time i came home late from a friends house only to find the upstairs toilet plugged with one of my sisters monster turds. anyways i did what any normal person would have done and i tried to flush that beast. well it was still lodged so i tried to flush it one more time...IT MOVED A LITTLE....so i decided to go for the 3rd flush....bad idea cause that bitch was already filled up to the brim with poopy brown water. anyways i dropped the lid down real quick and watched the toilet over flow onto the floor of the bathroom...it soaked the entire floor with a nice stinky brown water. now keep in mind that our bathroom floor was carpet at the time. now when this entire ordeal went down it was about 1am and i thought about going to get my mom up out of bed to get some help, but out of courtesy i decided to let her sleep and i just closed the bathroom door and turned the other way and went to bed. well evidently she woke up before i did and found the mess herself because she could smell it from downstairs. this was the first time i ever heard my mom say fuck...and she said it more than once. anyways i almost puked when she dragged me into the bathroom to see the mess. it was sooo nasty. i tried to tell her i was my sisters fault, but she didnt believe me. anyways she made me rip up all the of the carpet and shit cause it was all ruined. then i had to clean out the toilet with a bucket. i dry heaved a couple of times, but didnt puke, but my mom puked when she first saw and smelled it. thats why she was so pissed i think. anyways now we have a tile floor in the bathroom.

Taste Death. Live Life.
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this had me dying in english class
 
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