Wisconsin : Laughing Stock of the USA

haha nice nice, we do party pretty fucking hard (duh)... anyways ya'll hit me up if you are partying around these parts
 
shit i live in madison, and its the best city ive been to... always something goin on, cops dont really care about drinkin cuz it happens all day everyday. the twin cities are alright too i guess... they have the mall of america which is cool for about 10 minutes then u realize there is nothin there u want, and dont feel like dealin with 10,000 foreigners. cheese has nothing to do with wisconsin.. lol packers suck, so do the brewers, but the badgers are hella tight. but who honestly cares about sports anyways, MN and WI are the same thing, sept theres some imaginary line separatin us. but for some odd reason we hate on each otha. ive lived in the mid-west all my life which happens to be 19 years, and its all the same, people act the same way, the cities are the same way, same assholes, hot chicks, fat chicks, hicks, all that fun stuff... sept in WI everyone drinks a hell of alot more then the rest of the mid-west. theres even bars in other states that wont allow people from WI to compete in drinkin comps... which is amazing. down in flordia i heard they cut u off after 4 drinks cuz most people are drunk down there after 4... if someone cut me off after 4 id flip the fuck out and start chuggin anything i could get my hands on.. hahaha
 
well no shit the twin cities are boring, there's barely any skiing. you gotta get up to Duluth cause we have good skiing and theres no Wisconsin hate because we're right on the border
 
ya my dad was on his wrestling team in high school. they never wrestled eachother though cuz they were in different weight classes
 
haha thats great.....if you have ever been to a football game you will know what i mean, they have 3 story beer bongs with 12-15 spouts and a keg on the roof.....my dad use to go to madison and he said his frat bros use to take a rope and throw it over the back of the stadium and someone would tie it to a half barrel and they would hoist it up over the top and they would just throw on a tap and it was beer mayhem
 
yeah I have heard somewhere on the madison campus there is a 3 story octobong, craziest campus ever
 
yaeh there is so much crazy shit if you go down there during a game. im not sure what the street name is but the one on the backside of the stadium with all the frat houses... soooo much beer. people jumping off the roofs of the houses doing flips into bushes with a blanket over them. Crazy beer bongs 2 and 3 storys high. absolutely rediculous.
 
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