wird luck..

BMit

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so

tonight i was with a bunch of my friends, and we were sitting in my van waiting for more of my friends to come meet up with us.. my friends arrive but as he is pulling into the space beside me, his car collides with mine...

i go nuts

i run out and around and luckily enough he only hit the tire

now here comes the irony

maybe 2 hours later, the SAME friend is backing out of my friends driveway. my car is parked across the street. hes backing out and *BUMP*... hits it once again.. this time in the back bumper.. and now theres a big crack.. yipee... kinda funny i suppose

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I think the moral of this story is that your friend is a really bad driver and you shouldn't let him anywhere near your van

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^he has a piece of shit. However, i dont have a piece of shit so i have to envy his.

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Haha me and my mom yesterday went for icecream haha and there was a electricity pole in the middle of the parking lot and we didnt see it and we hit it but how lucky we where, the hitch hit the pole and not the bumper and when we drove out we noticed that the pole was like bending down at like 60 degrese haha

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go beat the shit outta him

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yeah that sux, twice in one day, i would give him aton of shit

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dude i talked to them about it and they said 'our budget doesnt alow it' fuck that.....they just think im ugly-bristolrider

 
u shouldve kicked the shit outta him

i pee on ur face but i dont care..

i take off ur little sisters underwear

shes only three so shes never seen a wee wee

so i told her it was a lollypop and the flavor was salty.

shoved in her mouth, it punctured through her cheek broke the glasses of that three year old geek.

r. kelly did the same but im not about to give him the blame cuz fucking littles girls is just my game
 
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