wiping your ass.

Everytime I take a shit I think about this and I still can't comprehend how you sitters pull it off

'i thought about getting some but then i heard that they support underage drinking, swearing, and fighting. those are not part of my newschool experience.' -Feschies on Ninthward
 
its all about the lean. but standing up??? what the..

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'I met her last night in Vail... Kobe style.'
 
deffinatly the lean, wouldn't standing be more difficult?

*$*Carney*$*

Brent likes to do his women like his boots, rear-entry. eh Chauncy
 
haha weird i didnt know people stood up

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sick guy, yo guy yesterday guy, some g tried to jack me guy, cause yo i was selling him some budz, guy, and yo guy... i busted out ma nine and shit guy he was packing heat to guy, mad gun fight guy-
G-Dawg
 
pffff standing is the way to go

'....a ninja skier probly came by and whacked him with his pole.... thats my guess' -nordas-
 
I stand up sometimes, because sometimes I get scared that I'll dip my hand into the toilet water

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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

'i got a nigroplasti, im good at basketball but now i suck at skiing' - friday01
 
i stand but i think im going to try the lean based on all the positive feedback.

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about going to france- 'i was gonna try to blend in by wearing a shirt with a french flag on it and a beret, while carrying around a bagette. u think that would work?? jk i'd get my ass beat quick.'--pierceme
 
you can get crabs from using public toilets....ew

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yeah i just was looking for a picture of her to post in this thread, and then i found some and got really really really pissed off and decided not to do it before i break something. that god damn bitch. i motherfucking hate her. god damn mother fucking nigger loving piece of shit. ~ seanPISTOL
 
the lean is where its at

pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro

if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre face to face do a backflip and in your rotation kick him in the face with your boot. something in his face will break for sure. fights over.-seanPISTOL

or just walk away with his chick making him look like a complete jackass in front of a bunch of s
 
when u stand u would squish the poopy between ur buttcheeks....ewww. it would be like those playdoh presses

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A view on the downfall of the US by 221: 'godzilla man. he's gonna show up and shit will hit the fan.'

ellermann -> i hope you realize you just threw yourselves a birthday party online. just think about that for a little while

Ryan V.G

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

Dragons Lair
 
yes, yea it is

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Matt Hein - skiboarding legend
D BREES 101 Cult
Land Shark eeee eee eee

'Getting married for sex is like buying a Boeing 747 for peanuts'
 
standing is where it's at

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who the hell takes pictures of themselves with a camera phone?? those are made to sneak pics of girls tits and underwear-lateralis
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standing up?? wtf?

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'you must have pissed off ronald mcdonald, id watch the fuck out that guy rolls with a big crew, and that hamburgler guy looks pretty sketchy i wouldnt fuck with him'- switchskier88

WE SALUTE YOU GEORGE!
 
I stand what I pee

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
 
standing??? wtf ur buttcheecks will be pressed together and get muchy and brown dirty ugly and smelling, lean is the way to go it gets clean

- Nic
 
deffinatly standing up, sitting down? what the hell?

'collars up are officially gay, but layering 2 polo shirts is still acceptable'

-ATLANTASKI

'r u sayin we r being censored by da goverment?

fuck pussy dick suckin lip
 
2 years later...

sitting...

-Patty
Vis ton cassage et tais toi!

**Its NS... retards blend in. - J.D._May

similarity does not equal relationship.
 
standing and sitting, it depends

frozen spermy pops isnt really food. more like an appetizer before atlantaski's mom takes a huge dump on his dads face then he comes in and sticks in the dick in the shit while his mom sucks him off. now that would be the most hardcore ass to mouth in
 
standing up im not sticken my hand in the tolite to wipe my ass

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying,O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and breakfast cereals and...
 
100% standing

member 9020
newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

chummer3:Dude I once took a shit, one loaf was so huge it popped out, when i flushed the thing broke in two. In a way it was kind of like the titanic. It was probably the most monu
 
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