wiping your ass.

Wait a second.. u guyz wipe your asss?

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dont take shits during passing then squirrel lady. take a pass during lunch or something. speedy shits can hurt too in certain situations where one is needed. like on a great day of skiing you have to shit real bad and run inside cuz youve been holding it and putting off takin a shit. but its gotten so bad your running and when you get on the can with everything on still even your gloves cuz u had no time to waste you just push it out so fst it hurts, and its like fuck whyd i put off taking a shit, what a dumbass i am. thats the worst cuz ive done it once. and then i wanted to get back on the mountain so i wiped like twice and didnt even really look. i had lots of crust for the rest of the day but it was an epic day so it didnt matter. man that had nothing to do with anything...

peace,paul

'handin out flyers is jus fuckin ridiculous...when you give somebody a flyer its like...say man...why dont you go throw this out for me?'

-mitch hedburg

'is mick nick and mike wilson the same people?'

-//d-lite//

 
that was really funny, but i hope your not even close to serious martin. in school you gotta take a shit right on the seat so nobody else can use it for the rest of the day, plus it looks really funny, just a big log chillin on the seat stankin up the bathroom.

'handin out flyers is jus fuckin ridiculous...when you give somebody a flyer its like...say man...why dont you go throw this out for me?'

-mitch hedburg

'is mick nick and mike wilson the same people?'

-//d-lite//

 
bahahahahahahahahahahahaha, then he sniffs it really hard and screams 'POOPY!'

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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
On the way to hood, we found a log sitting in the sink of a gas station bathroom. It was gross, but hilarious at the same time.

-Sara

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Member of the OTC!

Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com

 
i didnt even know anybody stood up to wipe their ass...weird..i never even thought of standing up before.

well to keep it real I started being a Poser Poser. I dress and act like a poser, but i'm not really a poser. I just pose to look like a poser posing. you know just keepin it underground

-youthinasia
 
some guys last year in my school all took turns shitting in the same toilet without flushing, then one of them dropped a grapefruit in it, from the roof. ugghhhh.

 
standings the way too go

hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?

jigga say wha??

They call me Zaxl Roze.. bitch

Your Daddy works in porno, now that your mommies not around. She used to love her heroin but now shes underground.~ Guns N' Roses My Michelle
 
no, the lean is most def where it's at.

-Sara

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Member of the OTC!

Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com

 
no im gonna have to stay with the stand. and for some more bathroom humor, last year the senior prank in my school was to flush every toilet in the school at the same time, they organized it so when the bell rang they would do it. the pipes couldnt handle it all and some of them burst open and flooded the halls with urine and shit, it was nasty and they got in HUGE trouble, i think they had to go to court and shit and they payed a bunch of fines and got community service.

peace,paul

'handin out flyers is jus fuckin ridiculous...when you give somebody a flyer its like...say man...why dont you go throw this out for me?'

-mitch hedburg

'is mick nick and mike wilson the same people?'

-//d-lite//

 
for flushing a 'few' toilets? Hahaha

-Sara

*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*

Member of the OTC!

Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com

 
it was so rank the school stunk for like three days. we have probabaly like 100 toilets in total in my school including the urinals so it was a lot of shit, no pun intended

'handin out flyers is jus fuckin ridiculous...when you give somebody a flyer its like...say man...why dont you go throw this out for me?'

-mitch hedburg

'is mick nick and mike wilson the same people?'

-//d-lite//

 
Ive actually had blood on my TP as well, I think I wipe my ass to harshly.

-MiKeE LiFsHiTz-

***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***
 
^been takin it up the ass often eh...

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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
you know how he is. you know GAY, hahahahahahahahahahahahhaha that wasn't that funny.

________________________

my teacher : don't smoke pot it makes you stupid

ME : shut up bitch

My teach : go to the office and don't talk to me that way

ME : fuck you im leaving

Teach : go to the office

ME : no, but im leaving

Teach : where do you think your going

ME : to smoke a blunt you flaming hippie fag.

that would be funny, the real exchange was not nearly as graphic. but the same ending.
 
hey man you at 1000 and no it wasnt. And the ass is the best way.

-MiKeE LiFsHiTz-

***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***
 
if i told someone about that prank at my skool the word would spread and sum idiot would eventualy do it------it would be to funny

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Are you trying to be stupid?

If I am will it get me out of class earlier?

Long live SpongeBob SquarePants
 
the best is shitting in the toilet tank so the next person flushes and the toilet only gets nastier as shit flakes swirl into the bowl.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'He's from Quebec. They pee on the lawn.'

 
i am just wondering how the hell you come up with these threads..what a lifestyle

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(your ad here)

-kevan

 
ya this thread topic is queer and so's the how much do you masterbate one you must not have a lot to do if you post this stuff even if it's funny

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Are you trying to be stupid?

If I am will it get me out of class earlier?

Long live SpongeBob SquarePants
 
dude in some parts of france you cant sit down on the toilets and when you flush if you dont move your feet you get fludded with your junk.

One time I heard a skiboarder tell me they can have style. I shit my pants and ran home- West
 
wo 2 threads big deal anyways there probably better than half the other threads here.

One time I heard a skiboarder tell me they can have style. I shit my pants and ran home- West
 
his icon is funny, lego men rule

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
I didn't say it was a bad thing, and I also didn't realize it was only two. I thought it was more than that, sorry. And you're right, they are MUCH better than most of the threads currently on the first page of the NSG. Unfortunate, really

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie
 
no problemo

One time I heard a skiboarder tell me they can have style. I shit my pants and ran home- West
 
yeah, somebody think of something interesting/funny

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
Anyone use Royale? Those fluffy little white cats on the label are so tempting! Wouldn't you just love to grab one of those cute little guys and whipe your cornhole with it. I think that would be a great finish to a good steamy dump!

BOIOIOIOIOIOING!!!

www.JIBCULTURE.com
 
Dave Pauls, you ask the questions that nobody else would want to ask,

i use to wonder if anyone else 'Stands' while they wipe, I now know,

M.D. Faller

(medically dope)

'I'm still Ugly'
 
hahahahahahahahahahahaha great job on making this thread

'The whole fuckin' world's against us, I swear to God.' -Jay

'Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.' -Kitty

'Knife goes in, guts come out.' -Bart

'Hey, aren't you richard simmons?'

'Aren't you richard simmons best friend? Richard simmons.'

'A lot of people take a lot of time out of your life, at least this time you got a coupon.'
 
i can't believe i have never seen this thread before... where the fuck was i? and now i will forever have the image of shortskichick having to sit on a public toilet to take a ''massive shit'' stuck in my head

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
hahaha martin. im touched you would think of me at a time like this. and im laughing right now. and to clairfy things. i do more of the lean then straight up stand. and sometimes i look at porn while i poo.

and nate...you are soo soo sick. those kittens are for petting. not wipeing poo over.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
Martin, how do you ALWAYS manage to spell Stacey's name without an E? My mom's name is Stacy, but Stacey is way cooler. Probably because she's my Halloween date

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie
 
standing? Standing? Standing? No way. it doesnt work.

okay, i just gotta say...please stop making the FARP video things. Its cool if you wanna make them and all, but dont make a website about it etc. Or at least get better first. You are hurting the industry. When snowboarders see skiers like Fred and Randall doing stupid flailing 360 attempts 8 inches off the ground, they laugh there heads off, and skiing takes another blow. So please, if you wanna make your movies, thats cool. But just stop trying to get noticed. Thats all. Peace. P.S. Your spinning the wrong way.-sunvalleyskibum
 
yea martin. my name is STACEY. not stacy.

teehee.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
I don't feel like reading all this, lol so I'm just gonna say...

It's all about the combo. You start sitting. When you feel as though you have made significant progress, you rise up, finish the wipedown good, and then ook to make sure you're clean, then flush.

Best system evAr...

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~572nd Member of Newschoolers.com

'if you were doing one of them doggystyle and she flexed her butt cheeks, your dick would get ripped off.'

~Alpentalik on the subject of Serena and Venus Williams

'dave pauls has a baby sized wang so he gets baby sized tang'

~Casper

 
page. i usually stand

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'What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?' - Hobbes

'When you smoke herb it reveals you to yourself.'

Bob Marley

*-FRITZ-*

 
ahh sweet man.. everytime i forget about this thread it pops back up.. i respect that

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

What time is it... saturday?

50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth
 
I like to stand on one leg and get the other on top of the sink, so as to spread the ass cheaks appart.

I did absolutely nothing and it was everything I thought it could be.
 
its situational... the stankiness of the can dictates anal positioning.

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I'm concussed.

'Why aren't you wearing any pants Joe? - I tripped... and then I had to take them off to run faster out of the flames.'

Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
 
fuck wiping!!!!!

Remember 'I' before 'E', except in Budweiser.

I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

 
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