Winter Park, Colorado and the death of Humanity

[prophet]

So it all begins 11 years ago when I started ski racing. Shit happened, I got better but not good enough so I started college beer league racing. presently I'm racing my last nationals ever in Winter Park and 50% of the event is gettign hammered. So, we drink, go drink with another team, then head over to the fine Bucket Saloon and Laundry, and proceed to play foosball and pool and get more wasted. The only problem is apparently the buses stop at 10:30, the taxis at 12 and everyone here is a fucking douche bag so hitch hiking is cancelled... so 3 miles later, from Frser or whatnot to Meadow Ridge at a fancy dancy jog... and I'm fuckin tired and 20 some odd cars worth of people suck. In addition the mountains fucking flat and tickets are 81 bucks for regular day skiers. in conclusion, winterparksuks is right, fuck this place.

 

[Carter23]

except their park is amazingness

 

[skifree919]

find somebody with a seasons pass and have them show it to the window, you get a HUGE discount. I was skiing for 35 bucks a day in december.

 

[Piste.Off]

winterpark sucks except for the best moguls in the country sweet backcountry and amazing park

 

[skifree919]

haha yea seriously, if you are complaining about skiing at Winter Park, I have no choice but to call you a ski snob

 

[DirtySamchez]

so as everyone before me has said, you have no idea what you are talking about

 

[prophet]

youre all fuckin retarded. go back to texas.

 

[anti_bunk]

so go to whistler.

 

[prophet]

im one step ahead of you

 

[Dustin.]

haha, i don't think you can knock wp because you are inept

 

[Bumbleton]

haha. winterpark is the shit, you are just gay

 

[newschooler8924]

winter park sucks, mary jane is the shit

 

[siversex]

wow that must suck a lot.

 

[prophet]

so then... youre all totally willing to pay 80 bucks a day to ski?

 

[Jib_This]

it's what happens when your "home hill" is either Whistler or Baker, depending on how you look at it.

 

[reezyfbaby]

yeah 50 foot lincolns stomped in 30cms of whistler powder are super gay....

 

[Smithy]

Buckets sucks these days.

 

[Smithy]

Go to the untamed next time. mucho better.

 

[prophet]

word, noted

on the other hand, i may have just been drunk and pissed off no one picked me up... here is the REAL death of humanity:

 

[DrPepper]

oh my friend, good times....

 

[Bumbleton]

mary jane is the shit, but winterpark conatains the best park ever!

 

[Tasche]

Winter parks park is pretty small though.

I like skiing there after school because I dont have to deal with I-70. I like that place though and I think it is sick. No one picked your ass up because you are a drunk tool. Its def not a party town anyway so stop your bitching ass.

 

[4ReeL_]

no its not your retarted, wp is 3 mountains

 

[pns513]

it's 3 mountains?

damn, i didn't know that

 

[4ReeL_]

yes, winterpark, maryjane, and vasquez

 

[Tasche]

winter parks PARK as in their features and shit, not the actual mountain. Sure Dark Ter is pretty big but not as big as breck's shit. I guess it is pretty big now but I still like 5 mountain parks better.

 

[Tasche]

and your a fucking retard. Ass hole

 

[da-bling]

so all in all whats that tell you, the snow-gods have spited you for being a racer

 

[4ReeL_]

cool man

 

[Dustin.]

well those of us who live here have passes, and anyone who pays full price for a ticket is a newb. its not too hard to find a ticket for $40 or less on any given day

 

[brennanmidwest]

on a different note, wasnt there somethin on here earlier in the year about them getting a free rail park or somethin in town?

 

[4ReeL_]

ya there was a free "box" park in denver it was fun but its all melted now

 

[ghosfacekilla]

whos a racer t judge a ski area all they do is groomers and hit poles

 

[DrPepper]

check yo'self before you wreck yo'self... you my friend, do not know prophet.

 

[prophet]

first, assuming courtesy does not make a person a tool

i am also glad you people dont actually pay that shit

lastly, lets do a comparison:

gay, flat as fuck

real skiing

gay, flat as fuck, snowplowable

real mountains

 

[prophet]

see, youre shits so flat it doesnt even show up

 

[4ReeL_]

^ jackson