omg pineapples remind me of a sweet joke:
3 guys were on an island strandee and they found a geenie."i am no ordanary geenie", he says."for wishes to work with me, you must first run into the jungle and come back with a fruit".
so the 3 guys all run off and the first guy comes back with a mango. "now that you have the fruit, you must put it in your ass and i will grant you a wish". reluctantly, he forces it into his sphincter and wishes to go home. poof! he is gone.
now the second guy comes out of the woods with a papaya."now that you have the fruit, you must put it in your ass and i will grant you a wish". so after a while, he finaly manages to put in up there, and the geenie says "now, what do you wish for?"
"i want to go home", he says. just as his wish was being granted, he turnee around and laughed histarically as the third man ran out of the forest with a pineapple.