Win Skullcandy Ti Headphones And Other Shit

I had to bump this comment so that my claim could be given its proper due. I mean, come on, it was the last comment on page 3...no one was going to see it.
 
awwww i thought saying that jiberish hood edits and the nz boom edits were far inferior to his masterful edit would win
 
I was completely joking...give me a break, I've never won any contest of any kind. That was completely unecessary hate on your part. Plus, look at your user name...
 
First tinh i have ever WON!!! I am the kid eho got 5th whose picture is up on the website, btw I don't go to MIT... my genius cousin does
 
haha at least you have gotten stickers and a shirt, i've got nothing lol

oh well, let's do the most NS thing possible: "F**K YOU SYMMS!!!!!"

nah i'm joking, you're a princess we love you
 
it's been two weeks since winners were posted, and i still haven't heard back from him. Am I the only one who has heard a peep?

by the way... I won 6th place. Here is my essay

My Dear Mister Symms

I am writing to inform you that there

has been a death in the family, A rogue in the system, or in simple

words, something that simply shouldn't be said, and just isn't right.

I am, before your very eyes, answering Question Four, "Three Reasons

Why Simon Dumont is the most attractive man alive." First(!) may I

bring to attention his dreamy eyes. Bluer than a the depths of Lake

Tahoe, colder than a Whistler pow day, yet as vibrant as a warm spring

morning, as yearning as a summer glacier jump line calling your name,

and as wistful as having to leave the mountain 5 hours before closing.

They speak of summers gone by and winters yet to come, of comp runs yet

to stomp and pillow lines waiting to be slashed. The only comparison I

can find is the near perfect Zac Efron(see link A), who pales in

comparison to Simon's heavenly good looks and ravishing charm.

Secondly is his hair. A simple search on Google images reveals

that The Dumont's hair is perfection at it's best. It perfectly rests

above his heart-stopping smile, perfectly straight with a slight wave

towards the end. Even after a long hard day of progressing the sport

and showing up all the would be competition, his helmet hair puts all

other forms of hair to death(see link B. It is like a quiet seduction,

a warm summers sunset over the Costa Rican Pacific Coast. The way it

tosses in the wind after a perfectly executed cork 900 and the way it

frames his face, with a Red Bull New Era hat playfully perched on the

top.

Lastly, his immaculate goggle tan. The contrast from the

flawless patch of skin above his angelic arching eyebrows to the

chiseled cheek bones, and finely shaped chin is enough to make anyones

heart skip a beat(see link C). This most perfect of tans can only be

achieved by hours upon hours of slaying, shralping,killing,slaying and

shralping, pow, park, pipe, urban, and the explicit gnar, and EVERYONE

loves a hard working man.

Though he is the target of

so much hate and often accused of selling out, Simon Dumont is the

image of a freestyle skier. Not to mention his work with the Target

House for disfigured children. He is a model citizen, not partaking in

the counter-culture practices of of certain Rastafari inspired

athletes, or the disgustingly urban-inspired underground ski crews,

Simon is a man who we can all wake,ahem,look up to.

Best Regards,

Aaron Agre

Link A

http://expn.go.com/08/ski/080612_dumontefron_h_big.jpg

Link B

http://www.redbullskiing.com/riders/RB_Ski_Dumont_bio.jpg

Link C

http://doglotion.com/sites/default/files/u3/dumont2.jpg

PS

The only thing I more than Simon Dumont is a pair of Skullcandy TIs

Oh, and

I almost forgot to call NO HOMO, but don't worry, it's not like I'm gay or anything.

oh

and next time you see Tanner Hall, can you pass this on to him?

http://www.hometheaterforum.com/htf/computers-htpc/255990-how-disable-caps-lock.html
 
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