Win a FREE pair of Raybans and stickers!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hello NS people, I have not posted much yet, but I am holding a contest, free of charge and no cost! all you have to do is come up with the best caption for the picture. Winner will get a mix of stickers that i have, and a pair of unused raybans that i got. I will ship free of charge! contest closes tomorrow so hurry up! Good luck all.

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Out here in thesafari, we see the rare snow leopard. She's not indigenous to this part. She's here hunting her new young buck to spend cash on her.
 
Please read in British, Discovery Channel voice

This wild snow leopard mother seems to have lost her cubs(gaper children). The cubs were most likely lost on the treacherous journey across the bunny hill where at least 1500 gaper children are lost each year because of the ignorance of their extremely rich stuck up parents, and the fact that pizza-ing their way down said hill takes up too much time, and the parents' patience is lost. This is just a said fact of nature and within minutes the cubs will be snatched up by the buzzards (ski patrol). This female will just have to wait to mate again and try the journey again next year.
 
I just cannot believe I forgot my leopard gloves! How are my little paws gonna stay warm???
 
GAPER HUNTER!!!

Crickey! A wild Gapa in its natural habitat. Watch as it trys to blend in with high fashion articles of clothing making her hard to spot on landings! Tune in next week when we analyze the snow plow!
 
MILTFOS Mother id like to fuck on skis

or "No, no, no My husband killed this leapoard I sware"

or "But the pole feels better inside me?"
 
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