Will you marry me?

rebel

rebel

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Are there any American girls here that don't mind being used. I want a green card so I can work in the US. I'm superficial, a bit of a prick, and I'll probably cheat on you if I get the chance, but I'm honest and if I get a good job I'll buy you nice stuff. Oh yeah. And you don't even have to talk to me if you don't want to.

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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
 
I volunteer so long as you don't object to me persuing other relationships!

-Lauren

I'm not much of a man by the light of day

But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual Transylvania...

 
hahahahaha! 'id probly cheat on you if i got the chance' i like you.. if i were american id be up for it, too bad im not

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- defying the laws of gravity

- 'im a nutlicker' excerpted from ab_herself's profile
 
alright, i'll say the exact opposite and state that i am willing to be used by any hot foreign women for entrance into the US. I know, i know, it might be difficult but i'll take up the burden...

i'm even close to the canadian border, i go to school in burlington vt

yup...
 
do green card gay 'marriage' in the states that allow gay marriage work?

'He got fired? What did he do?'

'He jumped off of the roof again'
 
Jay I'll marry you but only under a few conditions. We must move out to the left coast; we must ski/ride every chance we get; we must live very very very close to a huge mountain; AND we must have a fire place. Think you can handle that?

Join me in Whistler from June 20-26... it's gonna kick! :)

 
Deal Tiffy!

YAY! I'm going to be an American.

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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
 
jay wants to be an american?????? why jay why!

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
I can't find a job here. I figure a green card will give me a better chance of not being an unemployed bum.

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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
 
Ha, if only I was. I'm another 18 year old girl. Jay seems to like those.

Jay if we got married you'd get your citizenship, not just a green card, silly billy!

Join me in Whistler from June 20-26... it's gonna kick! :)

 
Yay legal! Yay full citizenship! This is turning out better than I had hoped. And can you blame me for liking 18 year olds. At least I'm not a pedophile.... oh wait.

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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
 
A booby loving pedophile at that. But there is a little bad news. I want to go to college and the school I want to go to is in Canada.....

Join me in Whistler from June 20-26... it's gonna kick! :)

 
you should move to New Jersey. the 'garbage state'.

*$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$*

-Steve

'honesty is the best policy. just tell your boss his daughter is one fine piece of ace and she wants your boneware and you feel its only proper that you take her cherry. but not to worry, you'll lube it up and ease it in. like a gentleman.' ~ 221

s m s . s e s s i o n . f o u r

 
Couldn't you have a Canadian citizenship on account of our marriage? And wouldn't that make it easier and cheaper for you to go to UBC? If we can both had a dual citizenship this really does wrap up in a neat little package.

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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
 
I'm all over it

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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
 
you can have my sister....shes 14...but w/e

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'What Would Harvey DO?'

SRMC

-kevan

 
this is funny.....one of my friends actually married an indian (from india) girl just so she could get out of the country and get her citizenship.....her family paid my friend $5000!

btw if any canadian chicks are up for it i'm looking for the same deal as jay except switched around. let me know if you're interested!

-Strode

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
same here...cuz u cant have all the soviet canaukistanies

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'What Would Harvey DO?'

SRMC

-kevan

 
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