Will I look gay?

well first, you must ask yourself, do i like boys? and secondly, will this attire attract young boys? if you are wearing those things, i'd say the answer to the latter is yes indeed.
 
who gives a fuck! my bag of tricks isnt the biggest, but it's not gonna stop me from wearing what i want.

whoever cares what im wearing can fuck off and go to the new york fashion exchange because the mountain is the wrong place for those people.

 
If theres alot of good people at your hill with shitty gear, you'll look like a poser, if its like my hill where your considered amazing if you can do a 7, you can wear whatever the fuck you want and they'll still think your cool.
 
here is gator's formula for determining skiing ability

let's say you start with a scale, 0 being you suck at skiing (gaper) and 7 being you are super pro

for every one of these factors, you give yourself a point. if you do not apply to any, you get a negative point everyone starts at 2 and it is very possible to go into the negatives

+1 if you spend more than 75% of days in the park

+1 if your outerwear is more than 2 sizes bigger than what your grandma would buy for you

+1 if you wear your goggle strap under your helmet

+1 if your poles are shorter than 20"

+1 if you do not use poles

+1 if you ride the current year's park skis that you bought new from a local shop

+1 if you ride 12 din bindings or lower

+1 if you do badly in school because you don't give a fuck

+1 if you live in the midwest

+1 if you wear a hoodie regardless of weather conditions

+1 if you listen to wu tang

+1 if you spend most of your time standing around next to jumps

+7 if you spend your time filming because you're never pressured into hitting anything (do not subtract points if this does not apply to you)

-199 if you are from kenya

total your points and divide by 2. take your raw score and see where you stand on the scale

for reference, kangbang scores a 6.5 and ian mcintosh scores a negative 5. that is proof of this system's accuracy

 
people are idiots haha.

i use head mojo pros as my boots and they fucking rock because they fit my feet so well. took me two seasons to get them exactly perfect but the response and feel of the boot is amazing.

you silly kids and your trendwhoring.
 
this guy knows what hes talking about haha, . , but for real for 40$ its worth it but it is anoying when kids get all the stuff and.
 
buy whatever you want!!!i have g salomon suit and salomon suspect 2010 and salomon sth 16 binding and spk kaos 2008 and im not the best skier ....but i dont fuckin care
 
Who gives a shit what you look like? If you like what your gear looks like and how it rides then that is all that matters. There will always be haters, do what you want and trust yourself.
 
okay i figured its time i do this.

HAH. impossible you cant divide 0 bitches. so i guess i'm not even a skier eh.
 
1. find a calculator

2. type in zero divided by 2

3. admire the answer

4. stick your head in a microwave for 13 minutes
 
why even make the thread people will just rip on you and it why do you care so much the people that make fun of you are the kids that are alway shopping for ski clothes 24/7
 
Honestly fair question I guess. I say don't worry about it. Sure there's often that kid with XXL clown-colored everything, latest sickest SPKs, sticks, poles, shiny goggles, sick helmet and gloves, and steeze bandana who waits at the top of the park forever only to hit the M kicker and flail like fuckin hell then bail. But, since seeing it once, I now never assume skill based on brand/product.
Don't hold yourself back from looking sharp on the hill. Just don't be "that guy" trying to get noticed solely on looks instead of tricks.
 
My friend has:

-Salomon Shogun Boots

-Dynastar Bindings

-Atomic Twin Tips

-Jiberish Jungle Cat

-Jiberish Aristocrat

-Jiberish Hatchman

-Jiberish Verde

-Jiberish L.I.T.C

- Got ripped off by some guy on NS for the Spyder Jamaica Team Jacket

He skied like barely when he was a kid. Then he snowboarded for a year. And now he says hes going to be AMAZING at skiing. I told him he is gonna look like a fuckin poser when he skis with all brand new shit, and he denys . His dad buys it all for him.

Will he look gay?
 
Just do whatever tricks you can and if you fall, get up angry and throw your gear, acting like you do those tricks every time, no problem.
Everything thinks im Proooooooooooooooooooooooo
 
yeah but keep in mind that this guy had to ask abotu if he would look gay or not so je probably can't land a straight air (since he's gay) and he look like a super asshole throwing gear at a resort
 
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