will ferrel

linejibber550

linejibber550

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will ferrel is honestly the funniest man on earth! theres just no comparison, i havent seen one bad or not funny thing that he was in!

FUNK IT UP!
 
that movie ELF that he starred in, SUCKED.

----now i lay me down to sleep, blah blah blah my soul to keep, if i die before i wake ill go to hell for heavens sake
 
you can suck my balls, will ferrel is god

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

i had a pet rat that had one...it peed blood and then died - alpentalik
 
the movie Elf KICKED ASS!!! IT WAS SO FUCKIN FUNNY...... WILL FERREL IS THE MAN!

IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
 
learn how to fucking spell. thats damned annoying when someone cant spell 'disease'

'He got fired? What did he do?'

'He jumped off of the roof again'
 
the man is a genious.

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ElasmoSKIEROates: I really don't care what people on NS think at all anymore

ElasmoSKIEROates: they can all lick my nonexistant sweaty nut sack
 
i think jack black is funnier than will ferral(sp?) but he's still funny

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I was in the petting zoo, or as I like to call it, the touch me zoo this afternoon. All the animals were retarded. Some lady was breast feeding her baby on a bench nearby, an obvious signal. I sat down uncomfortably close to her and yawned my arm around her shoulder. In her attempt to squirm away, she dropped her baby on the ground. I pretended I was concerned for a second, then I punted it over the fence. She still didn't seem interested in me. Whatever.
 
he is so awesome, one of the best snl members ever. 'HEY. if i were president, hot dogs would be our currency. 24 hot dogs will equal roughly a nickel.' haha, harey carey(sp?). ive heard elf was real good.

 
elf was really funny. 'SANTA!!!!!!!!! I KNOW HIM I KNOW HIM!' haha that was clutch. will is awesome but have you ever seen him in real life like on a talk show? he is a total weirdo he acts just like he does on SNL and in movies.

mah baby's got sauce, your baby aint sweet like mihne
 
i once stared at the sun for over an hour

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

i had a pet rat that had one...it peed blood and then died - alpentalik
 
HOW DARE YOU COLIN!!! I SUFFER FROM A CRIPPLING DISEASE CALLED VOICE IMODULATION. I CANT CONTROL THE TONE OR PITCH OF MY VOICE.

mark

'One good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain'

 
'I told my wife I wouldn't drink tonight. Besides, I got a big day tomorrow. You guys have a great time.'

'A big day? Doing what?'

' Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time.

Keep, Keep on truckin' Yeah...Good Stuff

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

'Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.'
 
'Anything? Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling.....what? what I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not?'

Keep, Keep on truckin' Yeah...Good Stuff

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

'Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.'
 
'Listen, I'm sorry I didn't call you on your birthday.'

'My birthday? What do you mean? '

'Yeah, last Thursday. Oh, you forgot your birthday, didn't you, Frank?'

'Damn it. I'm such an idiot.'

Keep, Keep on truckin' Yeah...Good Stuff

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

'Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.'
 
'The truth is I've had a hell of a day and all I wana do is get some fucking sleep!'

'I, I don't know why you gotta do it in front of kid like that! I mean all ya have to do is say earmuffs to em. See watch 'earmuffs!' And you can say fuck! Shit! Bitch!'

'Cock! Balls!'

'Alright Frank I was just trying to prove a point you don't have to celebrate it!'

Keep, Keep on truckin' Yeah...Good Stuff

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

'Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.'
 
oh im sorry did my pin get in the way of your ass!?

adn the show has reached new low

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

i had a pet rat that had one...it peed blood and then died - alpentalik
 
wow, some one was a little post hungry

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ElasmoSKIEROates: I really don't care what people on NS think at all anymore

ElasmoSKIEROates: they can all lick my nonexistant sweaty nut sack
 
or someone just wanted to show off will ferrel's comedic prowess

___________________

Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

i had a pet rat that had one...it peed blood and then died - alpentalik
 
'OKAY you guys NEED TO SING LIKE PROFESSIONAL SINGERS.'

'No! No, mom, I wasn't yelling.'

-Lauren

I'm not much of a man by the light of day

But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual Transylvania...

 
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