Wildest party story?

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This weekend the richest girl in my town had a party. Her house has at least 20 rooms, a bunch of people showed up, got fucked up and it was just nuts. Mad shit got broken, and whatnot, but I do actually have a funny story. I get there and see this girl I talk to all the time (call her megan), sort of buzzed at this point so I figure fuggit why not try and get with her. We sneak upstairs after a little and get to hooking up, but then her ugly fuckin friend starts yelling her name from downstairs and Megan freaks out. I tried to convince her to stay, and that everything will be alright but she wasn't having it. Right as she was getting dressed the party hall monitor fag walks in and kicks us out. 0/1 I'm kinda pissed. Go back downstairs to enjoy the party a little bit so I'm dancin playin pong just having a good time, and all of a sudden I see another girl that never used to get drunk, but is all about it every weekend now (call her angela). So I talk to her and we try to go upstairs, but hall monitor douche is camping on the stairs this time so we go outside. We go like 100 yards back into this treehouse the girl has, and we go in there. After some convincing I FINALLY get her to give me dome. We got done with that and she wasn't down to fuck so I go back into the party. I'm just talkin with my friends hangin out and like 5 minutes later I see my friend Mat jump up into a ceiling fan and tries to stop it with his head. He ends up doing this like six times, and finishes it by punching one of the blades off the fan. At this point I'm really fucked up and can't make sense of whats going on. I walk into another room and what I saw just made me one of the happiest men on earth. This kid who is a fucking noob (for lack of a better term) is making out with the girl who just brushed her teeth with my semen.

It turns out that angela got a shitload of splinters in her ass, and everybody knows that kid ate my babies to be. The kid who broke the fan tried to replace a blade, but bought the wrong size. This led the fan to spin off axis and yesterday afternoon it crashed right down to the floor... No more parties for that girl, either way she's a cunt so I'm a little pumped. Anyone else have any cool shit happen to them?

obviously this thread is worthless without pics and this is the best one I could have EVER found..

Girl who gave me head is on the left, cockblocking friend is in the middle, and sloppy seconds douche is on the right.

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SO NS... What was your wildest party story?
 
my best

So it all starts off in Puerto Rico, I was there visiting my sister who was attending the university there and one of my friends Søren (Swedish and very very wealthy) was staying at one of the upscale hotels in San Juan. Anyways my sister had night classes on the weekend so i ended up meeting Søren and booking the Presidential Suite at The W for 5 days. (was roughly around $8,000) So for the first couple days we attracted a lot of attention because you are basically treated like kings and people aren't used to seeing a couple young adults blow so much cash. Anyways there was this girl who was talking to me for the first couple days we were there and i never thought anything of it. I got to know her a bit better and her name; Megan and we hung out at the pool and stuff like that, well one night me and Søren go out to a party at the Don Q brewing factory (Puerto Rican Vodka) and well we get fucking destroyed. Since we have a monster room with 6 bedrooms and our own pool we decide to invite roughly around 20 people from this party back to our place to continue the party and with me not speaking that much spanish i had no idea who i was inviting or if they were coming so there ended up being a lot more people there then we had anticipated. So our car pulls up to the hotel and about 6 of us stumble out with vodka bottles in our hands not knowing how to get back to our room. So we make it to the common area you could call it and i see this Megan girl sitting on one of the sofas at the bar. Drunkenly i think i called out to her to join us and anyways after some time talking we head back up the the room. So at this time i think its around 1:30 and 2:00 am and there seems to be a lot of people in my hotel room. So we all decided to take the party to our pool and we all jump in. Im pretty sure there were a bunch of naked people in there but between trying not to drown and hold this Megan girl i couldn't focus on everything that was going on. At this point Søren grabs our complimentary bottle of champagne pops the cork and starts to dump/spray into the pool. From this point on i don't really remember that much but the next thing i know me and Megan are out of the pool and looking for my room, it turns out most of the rooms were already occupied so we stumble over to the balcony... We took a seat beside each other and started to kiss, well i imagine one thing led to another and then the next thing i know is I'm wrapping my tool and we start to do it on the balcony. At this point the alcohol is flowing through me and i am ridiculously drunk. I don't know how long i lasted but we ended up passing out on the balcony naked. Well it turns out the balcony faces the common area and bunch of other rooms. (our room is basically the rooftop of the hotel so very visible through windows of other rooms and what not.) luckily it was super late and not many were in the area but the next morning i was woken up by a phone call from the front desk with complaints about a couple having sex on the balcony. So at this point i am like what the fuck happened??? As I walk through my hotel room i see people passed out everywhere and broken bottles and throw up all over the place and then i see Søren passed out of the floor with some girl in his arms i wake him and tell him I'm going to the beach to relax and try to get rid of my wicked hangover. I start to make my way out while kicking some of the randoms out of my room. Over the next couple days I blew off this girl i slept with because i was somewhat embarrassed and didn't really want to have to explain myself. Regardless the time comes when i have to come home and so i pack my bags and head to the airport. On my flight back home i have a lay-off in Chicago, and I never thought anything off it. Well i should have. I end up having one of those seats in the middle of the isle with seats on either side. I like to be early and board as soon as possible so I am one of the first on and i throw my bags in the overhead and take a seat and put my iPod in and sit back. As more people start to board I see this Megan girl coming down the isle... I'm think fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck and then a sudden calmness comes over me and i reassure myself that there is no way she has a seat by me. Well as she makes her way father down the isle I kind of begin to sweat and duck my head behind the seat in front of me, well 30 seconds pass and the next thing i know she is looking down at me and then back up at the seat number. FUCK right? It turns out she lives in Chicago and she had the seat right beside me... She asks me where i have been for the last 3 days and I made up the lamest excuse i could think of and out came "I was playing chess" well that wasn't the answer she was looking for and for the next 8 hours confined to our seats we didn't say a word to each other. It was the worse 8 hours of my life but the previous days were well worth it!
 
not a party i was at, but the most destructive party was a few years ago when a girl a few years older than me had a party. ceiling fans were torn down, empty wine bottles were whipped at the white walls where they would explode and spill onto the white carpet. A dining room chair was sawn in half in the middle of the street, all of the bikes in the garage were tossed onto the roof and multiple holes were punched in windows, doors and walls. The best part was the girl's parents demanded $5000 when they got home from the kids who were there and nobody paid.
 
one time i went to this party, played a lot of pong, got too wasted to wheel, took a cab home with my friend, magged when I got home a little bit, went to sleep.
 
I'm a janitor at this college, but sometimes i feel like im smarter than anybody there, including the professors.. i walk into class rooms, late at night and i'll see half of an equation written on the board so i solve it
 
Mine was my friends birthday party when me and like 8 other friends slipped out of the party and just went around the small town and fucked up everything in sight. We bent a stop sign, broke a horse fence, broke statues, punched out windows, and changed the letters on one of the church signs to say "Gator Rape" Fun as fuckk!

Cant remember any other times, my brain is fuckeddd
 
ITS THE ONE ON THE RIGHT, THE ONE ON THE LEFT IS THE COCKBLOCKING FRIEND. The one on the right isn't bad at all! Especially for being as drunk as I was.. you take what you can get.
 
When I was 21, my friend and I went to this party in Beverly Hills where the house was about to get torn down, so the purpose was to destroy the house. So it was this entirely empty mansion with a ton of alcohol, about 100 or so 20 somethings, and hammers and axes and so forth.

People were tearing down walls, pulling up carpet. A few of the Real World cast people were there. I saw someone get thrown out of the second story window into the pool. I recall all the initial deconstruction occurring to the bathrooms, so if you had to pee, it was basically public. It was a blur.

Nothing that cool happened to me, but I think it's the best party theme I've ever encountered.
 
Lololololol no i swear it wasn't. You guys can think whatever you want, because in reality I know what actually happened. Just figured I'd tell my NS homies about a pretty fun not to mention interesting night.
 
my favorite party moment has got to be at this one houseparty i was takin hoots on the deck with a couple kids i only kinda knew, once we finished the bowl i was like "alright peace guys", jumped off the deck, stomped it and walked back into the party downstairs feelin like a boss
 
This one time I had a friend throw a party for me for my birthday and shit got real out of hand because he invited like 50,000 people. at first I was overwhelmed and couldnt help but think how fucked I was when my parents were to come home. Then I took E and realized YOLO. Highlights included: jumping off my room onto bounce house, flipping off news channel heli, macked mad biddies, ect.

Then me and my friends made a movie about it. you might have heard of it.
 
Coolest thing that I've ever seen was when this kid said that if everybody voted for him for some contest on sparknotes he would spend all the prize money ($750) on liquor and throw a big party in the woods. Shit was retarded.
 
Went to a college party and heard there was a lot of people there. Me and my roommate walk in and the place is full of douchebags. We look at each other and think about leaving but before we were about to walk out, I convince him to play beer pong for a couple games. We end up running the table and within the next hour, get pretty fucked up. Realizing that there are still countless numbers of douche bags at the party, including the owner, we try hard to find a group of kids that are not complete cunts. We find this group of 4 kids, God knows what their names where, but they were just as fed up as us with kids trying to fight and desperately hook up with girls as we were. As we're talking to two of the kids, one is kicking in a bedroom door and smashing it to pieces, I look over and to see the other is chopping down this kids deck with an axe. Within 15 minutes the 6 foot elevated deck goes down with about 20 people on it (which for some reason got the party really going). The clown squad of 4 is laughing their asses off and now shifting their attention to chopping down trees in the backyard. I am thoroughly enjoying myself at this point watching these kids reek havoc on this kids house. But in the midst of the destruction, I lose my roommate. I later find him stealing anything he can get his hands on. By the end of the night, there was over a $1,500 worth of damage including the deck, and my roommate and I currently own some pretty sweet beer gear along with everything that was in the fridge from alcohol to deli meat. By far one of the craziest parties I've ever attended.
 
Lmao.

I have one more, It was halloween and me and my buddies went to a pretty sweet house. It had all the bells and whistles for instance a huge garage where the beer pong table was, the upstairs was the beer games headquarters that connected to a belcony looking over the beer pong table, then downstair with a dance floor. Anyway, we walk in to find a kid passed out on the couch, I ask someone about him and they said his name was "Coop' and he's been passed out for hours. Later on that night, I have had almost a full water bottle of Captain and feeling very drunk, I walk into the bathroom to take a piss. As I start doing my business, I look over to see Coop laying in the shower with giant cocks drawn all over his face, at this point I am a little concerned but too drunk to do anything. I go outside and have one of the sober girls check on him. About an hour later, I am playing beer pong and I hear someone screaming "COOP, HE'S ALIVE!". I look up and to my surprise, I see a completely hammered Coop with cocks drawn on his face standing on the belcony a good 20 feet above the concrete. He then proceeds to swan dive off and knock himself out. Blood was everywhere and I feared we lost him. Since the nearest hospital was a ways away the owners took him to the hospital themselves to find he was airlifted to the cities for surgery. One of the scariest moments of my life. I wasn't too surprised to find him partying in two weeks, however.
 
when i was in sophmore year my friend decided to throw a party since his parents were gone for the week end. the party was originally intended just to be for 10th graders but things got out of hand quick. around 200 people show up. A kid stole a crate of 200 beers from an albertsons loading dock plus we all ready had 4 kegs. downstairs there was beer pong and up stairs was where the bong sesh was. eventually the police showed up at around 2 and kicked everyone out and gave my friend a fat fine for being to loud and gave him a waning for mip and under age drinking which was good thing. the after math was a broken dinner table, busted walls, the mirror in the bathroom was broken, the kids moms i pod was stollen and there was a ton of beer in the carpet and his parents were coming back in 10 hours. There was no way in hell we were going to be able to hide it. so his parents came home to a completely trashed house that smelled like beer. such a fun party. great memories.
 
i used to get go out on the campus golf course with a few buddies with a bunch of beer, whiskey, and mad weed joints. wed get hammered and play lawn darts with these 3 ft long metal spikes we found. i hit my friend pat in the head once, but he was fine. then we tried to disassemble a fence and make a teepee, but it fell over.
 
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and another time, after a frisbee team party i completely blacked out, but i woke up in bed, fully clothed, with a naked chick and a stolen stop sign.
 
Dude. Your stories are fucked up. I wanna hang out with you and go to your parties, those are unbelievably wild stories.
 
I used to tour with Phish 9496 and every night was a party. Lived out of a 76 VW bus, 156 shows to date, comsumed so many drugs I still have tha wa-was. Ate 10 stripes, pharmies, and had a frien OD in the lot. - not cool. Free based until I found something to bring me down - Still have dreams about foilles. After that rehab, rehab again, then relapse. Also had a friend fall down hot his head and die on the spot, Careful what you play with.
 
Haha Idk if thats a compliment or not. But literally every party me and buddies went to, something fucked up happened. It was my first year of college so I though it was all normal until recently. I have more that I'll tell if I can remember. This was by far the funnest year of my life, though.
 
I just thought of one, idk how I forgot about it. It was deer opener, which is pretty much a holiday from where I'm from, so we head to my roommates cabin with the kids that live across the hall from us in the dorms. We get there and we are in this log cabin with no electricity and just a wood burning stove. We all black out at around 7PM. This is where the fun begin apparently.. We were told by my roommate's cousin that we went to the main cabin where he was staying and starting cooking a pizza. We had all smoked at this point and apparently it was affecting me the most. From what he told us, I grabbed my piece of pizza and was attempting to eat it. The only problem was is that I was so high and drunk that it was pretty much impossible for me to not look at the pizza without laughing my ass off along with being super uncoordinated. It was all going well until I looked at the pizza and started hysterically laughing and rubbing the pizza all over my body until there was none left. We were then kicked out of that cabin by my roommates uncle and went back to the ghetto ass cabin we were staying in.

-No memory of what on the night-

We wake up the next morning and find that the place is trashed and no one knew what had gone on. We find a camera laying around and decide to look through the pics. This was pretty much like a redneck version of the movie "The Hangover". We were fucking shocked at the pictures we found.

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And I though I'd throw this one in of me because I like it.

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threads. My friends and i have had something in the works for a little while now at an abandoned house in the woods that we have the keys for. planning on cleaning the rest of it out and installing lights/sound system then we should be good to go in the first half of summer or so. the property is pretty huge but since it is private property (there is no "no trespassing" sign or anything but it is still probably privately owned) if the cops show up and people get caught we will probably get boned. However, I am not really sure how the whole squatters rights thing works out plus we have the master keys to the place so in my drunken state I will probably sputter out something along the lines of "squatters right to and keys of the house." Should be a fun time if all goes well.
 
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