Wierdest thing you've ever seen on facebook

garygohard

garygohard

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you know those living soceil things where you pick your top 5...whatever

well it was top 5 favorite websites

some kid goes

1 orgasmic rush 2 xxnx 3 pornhub 4 youporn 5 orgasmic rush again

it was the weirdest thing... maybe not that those r his favorite websites(well thats kinda weird too) but that he would tell like maybe hundreds of people that he knows lol i messaged him and im like dude your the fucking wierdest kid and then deleted him as a friend
 
Kim Jong-il added me as a friend yesterday, he had this picture captioned "a younger sexier me"

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xnxx is a classy website, i don't blame him
he's just an attention whore, he figures more people will notice orgasmic rush instead of facebook or something
 
weirdest thing i've ever seen has nothing to do with the application you mentioned.

you know those fan pages? well you can be a fan of hot showers. how fucking gay is that? who doesn't like hot showers? and why in the world would you need to tell anybody that you do? fucking lame.

also the suggestions box. my stupid fucking friends become fans or join groups of the stupidest shit imaginable and it all shows up in my suggestions box and i have to keep fucking deleting it because looking at it pisses me off. fuck.

/endrant
 
The top 5 thing pissed me the fuck off. I hate going on there and seeing what my "friends" top 5 are. Fuck that. If I cared, I'd ask them. No one can have an actual conversation anymore because of these fucking websites where you can post things like that. Wow you're status says you're outside. Now if I were to talk to you and I ask what you did today they would be like "Well my status said I was outside so... I was outside". If it wasn't such a great business networking tool I would never go there again.
 
well, yesterday a friend of mine got tagged in a video. this was an amateurmovie by her and a friend. good shit, not really.
 
I hate how facebook keeps changing things up. It brings a new level to creepy every day. I never know what is going to be in my news feed because of all of theses stupid apps that people use.
 
ok, dude would you want 350 or so people looking at your profile and happining to see that your favorite websites are 5 porn sites like... its not like you HAVE to put your true favorite websites

and yes those are great websites
 
OP, let me guess your favorite websites:

1)LandOverBaptistChurch.com

2)SarahPalin.gov

3)MyInnocentEyes.com

you sound like a such a little bitch, OMG SO DISGUSTING! im like deleting you.
 
yeah I have been going to tube8 lately but it has too much gang bang shit and my mind just can't handle that many dicks. I like 0-1 dicks and 1+ vagina(s) in my porn movies. I think I am going back to good old xnxx.
 
The other day I got a message on that from a dude saying "I wanna fuck you in the ass" still know has fessed up to doing it as a joke, so yeah creepy app.
 
hahahahahhahahaha even though you did just take a massive dump on my chest thats fucking funny

and i deleted him just because it was starting to get rediculous when he first friended me his profile picture was him in a rock climbing harness but not hiiiim just his buldge and he always makes really weird posts on pictures and status's i probably shouldve included that
 
the dude likes porn, and he wants people to know it. hey man welcome to America, where people do whatever the fuck they want without question.
 
Right now the funniest thing is changing your language to leet speak. Give it a try.

It's not nearly as cool as "pirate english". But still funny.
 
exactly

fucking facebook is so gay, i just want to keep in touch with people, not take fucking gay quizzes, or pick 5 girls or whatever the fuck those things are
 
nvm. heres what to do.

go to the "translations' app. there you can find a list of languages, way more than facebook gives you normally. from there you can get Leet.
 
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