Wierdest Thing Anyones Ever Asked You

Once an old guy asked me when i thaught i was going to die.Then i said i don't know and he just walked away.

i was pretty creeped out
 
once this guy turned to me who I don't even know and was like: If cocaine is such a bad drug how come there are so many good songs about it? and then turned away
 
one time a juggler dude that me and my friends were talking to asked us for weed but we didnt have any at the time so he invited us to a hippy juggler thing... hahaha he was a pretty cool juggler
 
some large black man named sugar called me during school and asked me if i wanted to smoke crack w/ him after work.

true story
 
My friend (who coincedently is a girl) asked me once, "What do guys do if they have a boner and they have to get up and walk?"

She also asked, "How long is yours?"
 
some lady came into the store where i work a couple weeks ago. (i work at sportchek, so we sell SPORTING GOODS... obviously)

she asks

"hey, do you guy's have any megaphones?"

i bursted out laughing right there.

i also had a guy come in one day asking for left-handed baseball bats. what the shit?
 
"can me and my boyfriend make out in your bedroom if i promiss there won't be and bodily fluids?" me: "are you fucking serious? no"
 
me standing next to mexican people with my friends. Friend 1 asks for Friend 2s cell phone. Friend 2 asks why. Friend 1 says because i have to call the nsa about some damn fencehoppers

i was scared i was gonna be shot
 
i was once asked to shave another man..i did and i will never forget the harmonious moan that arose from his vocal cords as i shaved the cheekbone hair.. ah yes good times.
 
my friend asks me weird shit all the time. Once, from 40 feet away...

"I cleaned my ears this morning, can you tell?" Dead serious. That's just weird
 
a co-worker had found a 3 month perscription on the floor at work for me... and he says "are you on medication?" out of the blue. it was funny.
 
my mom asked me if my friends and i do cocaine at parties.

i dont even go to parties...weird.
 
this kid Chris on the UM track team (who i hardly know at all) asked my friend Britney, as we were on our way to pick him up from being drunk infront of a bank during CatGriz in Bozeman, what the odd's were that he could cuddle with me. "Can I sleep with you and Veronica? What are the odds she and I will cuddle? Would you say 90%? Can Veronica Asmus and I spoon?"

Previous to this, he called us at 2am asking us to pick him up. We said no and he said he was homeless and going to sleep infront of a bank. We said we would come get him. He said dont bother, he found some stuff "...and I'm about to burrow!"

Then we accidentally ran over his foot with the car.
 
One time i was standing in the lift line and some lady mid 40s asks me If I noticed i had turned up tails on the backs of my skis. I told wow thanks , I never noticed them.
 
i forget what we were talking about but this one kid in my physics seriously asked

"Does that mean you cant see the sun from earth"

then there was the look on his face when he realized what he said
 
my dad got me snowblades, what should i do with them?

me remembering something on this site.

wear them in the parking lot to protect your boots
 
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