Wierd Preseason Habits

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the_friesz

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I know we all hate the off-season, at least us of the normal people class here who can't afford to go skiing year round. But the worst part is the last 2 months leading up to the season where your mind just starts to freak out I guess. Yesterday I went up to my mountain for a snowboarding competition, and looking up the hill I couldn't help but envision what the place looks like mid season, and it reminded me of back home when I got so bad as to just drive out to Jackson or Targhee just to see the place, standing there just wanting the snow to fall so bad, only to realize it's still mid September. Do any of you do crazy shit like that? Or is it just me. It's kind of an extreme case looking back at it.

'...Smoking's bad, smoking killed my dad. Yeah, he was driving down the highway one day and as he was lighting his cigarette, it blew out the window. So he jumps out the door to save it, and ran himself over. Uh, you mind if I smoke?' -Olie Ollaussen, Ski Bum extraordinaire
 
i get all of my shit on i even hook up my mp3 player to my helmet and listen to some tunes. and watch the previous ski movies released last year.

If The women don't find you handsome... atleast they will find you handy

(Red Green)
 
I'm spending the preseason opportunity to build some backyard rails and stuff. That way I keep busy and get to stuff involved with skiing. Yea and about two hours ago i pulled my skiis out and stared at them and inspected every inch of them and felt the bases and was extremely tempted to wax them... We all go a little nuts in the pre-season i think.

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Screw this I'm going skiing
 
i waxed my skis in june and fixed em up?

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Gory,Gory, What a Helluva way to die

With a bayonet up yer ass

And a bullet in your eye
 
i strapped up my boots just to see if they still fit. i am loosing it faster than shit through a goose.

fat people should avoid buffets

 
i watch the helmet cam shot in dumonts rfa seg and pretend i am doing a cork7

I HATE NY PRODUCTIONS
 
i cleaned the bases and waxed all of my skis yesterday... and i wore my pants and jacket around the house this afternoon - my dad looked at me like i was losing it (which i am).

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i curse your pubes with the fleas of a thousand camels
 
i wore all my shit this afternoon... and i kiss my skis goodnight and morning everyday

'Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil..'
 
i took my new bindings out of their box the other day and thought 'so soon... yes, so soon...' (the places here can't mount skis worth shit so i'm just gonna have it done in mammoth so i know they won't fuck up).

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i curse your pubes with the fleas of a thousand camels
 
I discovered i needed wide brakes for fugitive's so i cant mock up my shit GGRRRR

..Seth Pistols rock my fuckin socks..
 
Thats why i bought a drumset, to keep myself busy in the off season. But, I am starting to go crazy so once the snow comes it will be like gold

'I'm far from broke, got enough bread and mad hoes, ask Beavis I get nuttin Butt-head' - Big L

* Empire Freeride, Session 3*

 
spray paiting logos on shit and on my bed with old skiboards and boots sessioning

skiiers-skys

snowboarders-urchins

freestyle skiiers-skurchins
 
skee movees, and hitting up the my neighbors slide on his playset on my skeez

NINTHWARD-ITS A SKI COMPANY, BITCH!

WORLD FREERIDE CAMP SESSION 3 BIOTCHES

I respected the guy until skibrdginbitch was telling me how she 'dated' him for her two weeks at camp. Hahaha god, I dont know whether to feel worse about skibrdginbtch being an idiot, or TJ and his new batch of STD's- dspin7x
 
OH GOD. I just had an aneurism and blew my load at the same time. The hill I go to (Powder King... If you've never heard of it... don't bother) should be ready for skiing in about a week!!! I heard this over a friend on MSN so reports are unconfirmed, but if there is enough snow I am so hikeing that shit. I never even realized because there is no snow in town at all, and PK is a 2 hour drive away.

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Screw this I'm going skiing
 
well i used to surf but now im land locked at University of Vermont so i drown my sorrows in alchool

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Pat
 
its ski, not skee you dumbfuck.

i'm working out and getting HUGE!...core muscle strength is where its at...and also quads...and i stared for an hour at the cover of the three mags i have last night...

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switchskier88: ive got a pretty bad ass wedge turn

i swear to drunk im not god.
 
I do the snow dance the first time it snows.

-at least you went down naked-

no i figured it out when he over shot the bowl and shit on the back of the toilet. then he signed my beanie.-Hoodratz47 in response to being in the same public bathroom with mike wilson
 
I did that today!

I woke up late for school and it was really cold in my house and so I ran downstairs and looked out the window expecting there to be snow, but there wasn't so I just went back to sleep and dreamt about snow...

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On my way to goddom no more!!!

I'm a fucking NS GOD!!

-+-+Davey And Waldo Go Drinking+-+-
 
whenever it rains, i pray to the snowgods to drop the temperature to 20 degrees so i can make snow angels. (it worked once 8 years ago during hunting season, and i haven't stopped since.)

fat people should avoid buffets

 
my teeth hurt every morning in the fall because i clench them at night dreaming about skiing

176cm of freedom on my feet
 
look at my skis...walk up the terrain park and stuff at my mountain, snort alot of coke.......jk

*Laura*

my mom has like 15 prada bags........ ATLANTASKI

 
I always put on my boots, click into my bindings and just WISH IT WOULD SNOW!!!!!!!!

Formerly LineJibber1260

'Wherever you go, there you are.' --Austin Powers

 
im wearing my boots right now. i slept with my skis the other night. and i put on my ski gear every once in a while and walk around the house, my foreign exchange student from thailand thinks im insane.

-Logan

Get pissed. DESTROY -Seth

You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome -Seth

everyones a little gay destroy.. even lateralis is still waiting for anal ravaging from liam downey -ATLANTASKI

id never leave my room if I could suck my own dick - BakerBoy

[ NWFT | ESE TAKEOVER ]
 
Couple of ski movies per day, sleeping most of the free time, doing physical exercise. And still it's getting pretty wiierd.

 
hmmm i like to pole rape little people i see on the streets

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
 
i just put all of my stuff on or i just read freeze/watch last years movies

-let people do what they want, ski how you want, make whoever you want your role model its your choice

-i love to ski, so should you, its fun, try it sometime

-thats what the internet is for anonymously slandering people-jason lee

 
Yeah I definetly guilty of dressing up in all my stuff a lot and just walking around in my boots remembering what they feel like.

I think rails in general are just a phase. - Anthony Boronowski

You know my steez.
 
i looked at my skis yesterday and was hoping it would snow but its okay casue i know some people that go to a nearby indoor skateing rink and the zamboney machine piles snow in the parking lot and we haul it off yeah sweet idea i know opening day is august 27th i advise all of you to make a backyard jib and look for a ice rink that does this

 
wow, this is so old... i was wearing my new siver pants around the hosue yesterday....my mom aske me what i was doing...

-hendrik

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Just ski.
 
behold, THE FUCKING SEARCH BAR, OMG, SOMEONE ACTUALLY USED IT!

and now someone bitches about it...wow, fuck off, go find a new website

-hendrik

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Just ski.
 
I have a few.

First, I keep fresh prayer flags. You can find these at granola eater/rock climbey stores. They bring snow, no kidding. I put them up, and we always get a big dump within the next few days... I put some up the other day and then it rained in town and the very top of the mountains around us got a dusting, enough to make em white.

I wear my boots around, as welll as otehr random gear all the time. I blast the AC and watch ski movies.

I also make things, and draw all over my ski clothing and my skis. We are making a summer ramp with astroturf right now, so we will be skiing soon.

 
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