Wierd Dream Thread

i had a dream where me and this chick who live far away were together. it was awesome. but then reality. and it sucked.

-Brady

if i went on porn more than NS my penis would eb a bloody mess- Ellerman
 
so there i am walking around my local climbing area, and what do i see? at least a hundred teddy bears climbing. they had all the gear and everything. i look over at one, it smiles, and then gives me the finger! i pull out the biggest gun i have ever seen and starts shooting every bear in sight. thing is, they don't have stuffing in 'em. they explode blood and guts everywhere.

the day after having this dream, i told my dad about it. (i had just moved back in with them for a short while) he said it was all the acid in the water.

'WHAT?'

he tells me him and his friends used to come and eat LSD on the property across the road from the house. i found this ammusing, because my friends and i did the same thing. i guess the good thing about this fucked up dream is since i had it, my dad and i have shared so many more life experience stories with each other. i figure he knew i had eaten LSD before he told me, he caught me one night sitting in the dark at 4 in the morning watching Dumbo.

but yeah, wierd dreams are fun.

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Jack and Jill went up a hill riding on an elephant. Jill got down to help Jack off the elephant.

 
dude...LSD is baaaad...

i had a weird dream last night, where i like hooked up with a random chick, and then moved in with her the next hour...then like there were shitloads of people in the small apartment...and it waas in San Francisco....

i woke up the next morning..and i was watching tv, then saw that chick that won the all around gymnastics...and it turned out it was her!!

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switchskier88: ive got a pretty bad ass wedge turn

i swear to drunk im not god.
 
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