Wierd Dream Thread

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Wierd Dream Thread......

Ill start, last night i had a dream that i was chillin w/ hillary duff, and me hillary and kate (from lizzie m) were camping, and i started hooking up w/ kate, but then i stopped cause i didnt want hillary pissed at me, then in the morning, we got trapped in the sewer, and there was more i jus cant remeber, wow it was wierd stuff

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typical 13 year old dreaming of hilary duff, us oldies gotta dream about real women like celine dion

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'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
1 dream i was walking rouind in like a toy store and there were these huge like bulltproof doors on the back wall and they were guarded by 2 guys. i went over there a few steps and they started shooting at me. i did a slow motion max payne style jump and shoot soideways over a table and killed em both. then my friend came and was like whoa do it again, so idid and went backwards. pretty cool dream.

ill tell sum more now and more later

this one happened the other day. i was outside and i saw my friend cryiong and coming my way, i was like 'what's wrong'? he told me that he sent a vid(sponsor vid) to line and they sent it back with thow up inside the case. then i thought of what that looked like, sort of like an imagination imagining sumthing. and saw sum1 throwing up in the case. i then asked my friend 'are you sure it's puke'? and he answered 'i'm pretty sure because that's what my throw up looks like.' he was sayin g thatwhile still crying. pretty funny and wierd ass stuff

Take me to your special place,

Close your eyes show me your face............I'm gonna piss on it

 
last dream i had that i can remember was where i dropped acid in the dream and tripped out in my dream.

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OMG OMG i had a the worst nightmare.....

the hott girl thread got shut down....

then i couldent masterbate for 3 more days...

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I was in second grade and I had the strangest dream ever...it was a class project and the boys and girls had to study eachother in the bathtub and well you can get the rest of it but when I woke up I was like wat the fuck cause i didnt like girls yet!

My finger has a mind of its own!
 
I was in second grade and I had the strangest dream ever...it was a class project and the boys and girls had to study eachother in the bathtub and well you can get the rest of it but when I woke up I was like wat the fuck cause i didnt like girls yet! Fuckin scared me!

My finger has a mind of its own!
 
another wierd thing was i had a dream in third grade i think and i was in my classroom and we were all sitting in new spots because it got changed and we got new seating arrangments. even thought thtat's a stupid dream, the wierd thing about it was that when i went back to class like after x-mas vaca. or sumthing, i was sitting in the same spot that i was in my dream, ands with the same ppl in my group. the desks were also grouped in a different way than normal. now that, is wierd. i can predict the future or sumthin

Take me to your special place,

Close your eyes show me your face............I'm gonna piss on it

 
ive had some really weird ones but cant remeber any right now. i had one that this hot blonde naked chick climbed in through my window, and we went down and had dinner with my parents. that was odd. i had a real crazy one a few nights ago, but its stuck ing the back of my head.

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one time, i remember i was walkin down a street with some friends, and it was in black and white. and i went into an alley into a movie theater. there were ghosts and shit in there. also, the entire dream resembled the beach at misquamicut, a beach in rhode island. with like a carosel, arcade and other stuff.

 
Well I had a dream like 2 years ago and I still remember it. Well in my dream I was sleeping and woke up cuz I had a tummy ache and I just looked into my parents bedroom (it was the middle of the night) and yeah they warent there and I was like hmmmm thats odd than I went into the kichen and looked outside the patio door and everyone of my family where starring at the sky (and the sky was purple and it was like day light) and aliens where fliing in spaceships and I went down and nobody would talk to me. And I looked to my nabours house and every one was staring to haha it was wierd then I woke up

oh and one time I was at the hockey rink (in my dream) and I was about to fuck a girl and inside her pussy was like a cloud and then I woke up and my dick was itching. wierd hein?

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I have a dream the other night that I was in this huge indoor waterpark with these insane waterslides that were like 500 feet high. These guys keep giving me these huge pink pills that were like 3 inches long and I couldn't swallow em.

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
I dreamt that I was riding..and I kept switching from skis to a snowboard..like midair in a jump my skis woudl turn into a snowboard and then back to skis right before I land, etc. It was wierd. And there was a terrain park on top of the lodge with a cable tow that went straight across (totally unnecessary) and my house was like in the middle of the mountain so I jibbed it and fuck it was wierd.

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that is quite jibtastic, sir.

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i dont dream

giggidy giggidy gig-I-dee

acholcol makes me its bitch

some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
 
I was dreaming that I was a white sheep, soaring over a field, spying for pillows in disguise. it was creepy.

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.If my toes were made of broccoli I would rule the world.
 
ya thisone time i dreampt that i smoked a lot of weed and then i had to go home from my friends house because my tool bag friend wouldn't give me a ride home, so at 415 in the morning i had to walk home through the woods to get back to my house. My fruckin luck i get lost and i see a cop go by and i had to stash my bong that was in my backpack away, and i tryed to go look for it again but i couldn't find it. And then i wake up on this random ass road to some dude saying 'are you ok?' I said 'ya' and just kind of walked away all donnie darko style and shit. Wait that was no dream, i just came home two seconds ago

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i had this dream just las night: I got my new ARMADAs ar5s and after the gondola-ride they were delaminated at the tip. Well i fixed it and overshot a 20 ft table at easily 120 ft. At the impact i woke up. Maybe not the weirdest of all time, but one of the top 5 in my life.

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i only have one nightmare but iv had it loads of times-its so fucked up. Are you ready...Im in a giant bowl of spagetti and all the spagetti is being pushed around by these giant digger things. There is a guy next to me who is trying to count to a million in a second and is going wild whilst all these diggers are going all round the spagetti. Its the scaryist fuckin thing ever but i dont know why its scary.

Dont go to England...E V E R
 
OMG I HAD THE BEST DREAM EVER!!!

THE HOTT GIRL THREAD IS BACK!!!!

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'It wouldent fall on you if you couldent handle it' ~ Tanner hall ~
 
a couple of days ago i had this dream that ren and stimpy were singing the 'happy song' to a techno beat. It felt like it went on for about a half an hour. The backround kept on changing colors.

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in 4th grade i was into harry potter and i had a dream once i was at my yacht club, and i saw lord whatever, and he played this music with this magic flute and it burned all of us. yes the music burned us to death. but i dont know why that was scary

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poorboy, thats insane. last night i was runnin around in vice city, and i got on a yellow streetbike, and picked up the olsen twins. i think it was because of that ' my new ride' thread.

opps Wow Suprise!

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when i was younger, i was obsessed with batman (still am, but whatev). i would have this reoccuring dream that i was at this racquet ball club that my parents belonged to in real life. while i was there, bat man came crashing through a window and i looked outside and the joker was out there. in the origional purple spandex. i ran outside scared and bat man would chase after me to get me to go back inside, but the joker caught me, picked me, and the (no freaking joke) squatted down and he took a crap on the front lawn. then i managed to get away and he chased me to a gas station. then i woke up. i remember telling my mom about that after i woke up, and she would just laugh at me. omg its so weird

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I have had this reoccouring night mare wher it was like in this really tall building and there were zombise chasing after us... but before were were in the building we were on this sub and no one could go around by them selfs or they would fo sure get eaten and i swear that this was the best dream because it was sortof a resident evil/28days later theme dream and that were wer climbing up the building and they were all around us then i woke up...

and i had another one where i could fly that was wicked because i would get this feeling in my stomach and could controll where i was going in the air and i could fly side ways and i could also hove with no move ment at all.

oh and my all time faveroute dream that i have had reoccouring scinse i was 12 and im 17 now that me and my friends are just chillen and stuff where everyhitng gets dark and these zombies start after us and they could acctuiolly run so we hijacked this car and i was driving telling them not to let and of them get near teh car and tehy had some baseball bats(i dont know where they came from) but they wer swining them all over the place but one managed to get in the vehicle and we all got bit and we all tuned into zombies and we wer the chillest zombies cause i could remember us all truning our skin was splitting and i could acctuiolly feel the skin spliting and it was the most painfut thing i had eve experianced then we all were siting on this grass hill smokin the refer and just chillen out and i've never really wanted to ent that dream but after we ran outta weed i'd wake up

those are mostly all reoccuring dreams i have had for the longest time... some are weird but are also the best dreams ever

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Go Big Or Go HOME

 
...um ok.... cant really follow up after that one haha

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its soo wicked when you can fly you get a weird feeling then you lift off the ground... lol

TheSaying Around Here Is:

Go Big Or Go HOME

 
you guys ever get that feeling that you are falling off your bed, and you wake up and like flip out because you think you're falling but you're really right in the middle of your bed...that's wierd

 
YEA DUDE!!! i hate it when that happens, its really cool tho

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haha i get that all the time.

i just had this dream last night..me and my freind where in this huge feild filled with gas grill propane tanks and my freind made some gas come out and we started runnning because it was going to blow up so we jumped off this cliff and it was like 50 feet high and then i landed on astro turff..so random

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ive dont that when i was starting to fallasleep in english class last year i gave a huge jold and it was during reading and i friggin made a loud noise andevery one glared at me.. i felt compleatly outta place... lol

TheSaying Around Here Is:

Go Big Or Go HOME

 
i hate those dreams where you think your rich and your living this awesome life with all these millionare cars and toys and what not and then just before you wake up your like oh man i can't wait to get up and take a drive to six flags in my hummer or something and you wake up and your like fuck...

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one time, i was dreaming that i was in teh washroom, looking for a stall, then i found one, then i started to take off my pants, and then it was warm and i felt relieved, then i woke up to find i was rolling in piss

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does anyone have the dream where you're playing some sport or something with running and you run as hard as you can but you are just going so slow? I have that dream a lot, but i've been having dreams about getting robbed the past 2 nights...weird

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has any one had the dream where you on a pyramid and naked ladys are throwing pickles at you??

TheSaying Around Here Is:

Go Big Or Go HOME

 
i get that one about going real slow all the time. one time it was when i was at recess at school but i was naked and i couldn't run away. man, that sucked. i also get that thing where i think i'm falling off the bed, but sometimes it happens when i'm awake but just daydreaming. like i daydream that i'm driving, and a car is coming at me, and i try to swerve, but then i make a motion like i'm swerving with my arms and i'm really sitting in class or something. then people stare, that sucks too. the worst ever was when i was little i had a recurring nightmare for like a week about this guy i named the great ghost of death. it goes like i'm at a rollerskating rink, and i get a locker, but when i open the door to it i release this ghost that looks that looks like beetlejuice, but i become invisible to everyone else and he takes my place in my family, so they all look at him like they are seeing me, and i get left behind, so i have to hold on to the back of our car on the way home, or i'll get left behind, and then finally on like the fifth night of this recurring dream i chase the beetlejuice ghost guy into the sewer and capture him in one of those ghost capturing machines from the ghostbuster movies and put it back in the locker, and then sneak it on an unmanned spaceship that is going to like another galaxy. that really, really sucked, and it was the longest run on sentence ever.

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thanks, bro

yours is interesting too

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