Wide vs wide+
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dolanslebensraum
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Why are vishnus so popular on ns i read a ton of reviews and they sound not that great. What is so good about them?
dolanslebensraum
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14127071:Slunky said:
“YO BRO MAN DUDE BRO I GOT DEEZ VISHNUZ AND DEY BE WAY CHILL BRO MAN BRO. WE MEKEN SKIS FUR URBAN SKIING BCUZ URBAN REQUIRES SPEZIAL SPIRITUAL URBAN SKIS MADE FROM DA HEART AND SOUL MY BROTHA. OUR SKIS ARE CHILL BRO. WHEN PEOPLE SAY WHAT KIND OF SKI DO THEY WANT THEY SAY I WANT A SKI DATS CHILL. CHILL SKIS ARE WHAT ITS ALL ABOOT. IF A SKI ISNT CHILL, IT ISNT A BRO ZERTIFIED SKI. YOU NEED SKIS THAT ARE CHILL BRO. CHILL IS EVERYTHING.
CHILL LIKE GOD BRO. GO WITH GOD AND VISHNU AND YOU WILL BE CHILL FOREVER”
sparknotes: If Trend-Prostitution was genocide Vishnu would be founded by Adolf Hitler.
what a total crock of trendwhore garbage.
**This post was edited on Apr 7th 2020 at 10:40:15pm
dolanslebensraum
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14127084:animator said:
Chill bro. This is a thread about skis that are CHILL so you need to chill out.
the skis are totally laid back bro.
the skis are also very clever and wise.
but most of all the skis are camera shy.
we put extra chillness in the skis to deal with the camera shyness. But the skis are still a little bit camera shy.
Get my point?
VISHNU
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14127082:DolanReloaded said:
I think if you rode our skis you would have to begrudgingly admit that they are light, maneuverable, and more stable and reliable at high speeds than you would have expected given their shape. That interview is from 2014 when I was very sick of answering the same questions over and over.
to answer the thread, the Jeffrey’s are definitely a big boy ski so the wide + may be a bit redundant UNLESS you tend to enjoy skis that skew to the stiffer burly side of the spectrum. Where the plus skis shine is specifically with backseat landings on jumps, (much easier to stand up and power through than the regular wets or wides) and at straight line speeds that you would probably be using your jeffs for anyways.
if your park days are filled with mostly rail skiing and some mellow jumping, get regular wides. If you are a cork 9 on the big jump kind of guy, get the plus.
dolanslebensraum
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Im sorry to murk the fuck out of vishnew skis but for this emmet guy to say the skis are “chill” and have a little bit of beef underfoot so they can hit jumps (as if that was all there was to it) makes me feel like kevin oleary on shark tank with a paerson trying to get me to invest 1 million dollars for 5% of her reusable condoms business.
it just truly irritates me when somebody thinks the customers are so stupid that you can say a ski is “chill” as if that has any meaning or relevance.
calling a ski chill is like calling a skateboard “discerning”
its fucking hilarious tbh
it just truly irritates me when somebody thinks the customers are so stupid that you can say a ski is “chill” as if that has any meaning or relevance.
calling a ski chill is like calling a skateboard “discerning”
its fucking hilarious tbh
dolanslebensraum
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14127090:VISHNU said:
Kevin Oleary? Hes actually pretty chill in my opinion.
he just cant stand bullshit and pretty much every shitclown entrepreneur who comes on shark tank trying to sell their bird brained bullshit like skateboards that are specifically made to ride on concrete rather than asphalt deserves to be torn apart by Kevin.
kevin oleary is just a messenger who relays the truth. He says pretty much exactly what i wish i could tell the jackass entrepreneurs on shark tank.
if you think he is unfair then youve got your head in the clouds as much as the jokers who come into shark tank trying to sell the dumbest shit.
**This post was edited on Apr 7th 2020 at 10:36:51pm
combatgoon17
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sry for hijacking the thread but I was wondering if you tried directly shipping the skis from china to eu for eu customers, 20% import tax on top of the price kinda hurts (won't stop me from buying a third pair, just seems like a waste of money since I assume they're also getting taxed from china to the us)
lastly I want to add that I have pretty much no idea how taxes work internationally so if you already looked into it and it's not possible i guess that's just how it is
**This post was edited on Apr 8th 2020 at 8:38:50pm
sry for hijacking the thread but I was wondering if you tried directly shipping the skis from china to eu for eu customers, 20% import tax on top of the price kinda hurts (won't stop me from buying a third pair, just seems like a waste of money since I assume they're also getting taxed from china to the us)
lastly I want to add that I have pretty much no idea how taxes work internationally so if you already looked into it and it's not possible i guess that's just how it is
**This post was edited on Apr 8th 2020 at 8:38:50pm
dolanslebensraum
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14127249:weastcoast said:
Welcome to the internet.
VISHNU
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not much I can do about that since we are too small to get any kind of legit distribution deal that makes any money. However, I am currently testing a new international shipping method that if it works (I think it will) will cut shipping prices in half so that’s dank
14127455:combatgoon17 said: