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PhattTim

PhattTim

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Okay tweakers, there have been some terrible, malicious rumours flying about recently. Some of them have me as the butt. I have heard that people think I have gone to university and drastically changed. Not so. I have heard people saying that I now have a life, HAHA. This both astounds and amuses me. For one thing, yes, I've gone to university, this leaves me with jack all time to get on here but I try my best to keep the NS.com world in touch with the phattness it so deserves and to keep the younger phatties inspired. I do have a little bit of a life I guess but I'm still the phunkin' pimpin' phreakin' boomshankering penguin abuser you guys all know. So stop the talk aye, it's all primo, I love you guys and you guys make up a huge part of my life. Without all of you I don't know what my life would be like. Even though I've never met any of you I have talked to some on the phone and will be meeting a lot of you this winter, keep it real buddies, peace.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

-Jesus had 1080's!-
 
i had the strange impulse to post 'Dont talk back' i dont know WHY, but i did...

-Andy

Hostess!

'With Treats This Good Who Needs Canada!'

~Phunking Phatt Phreerider~
 
yeah tim, dont worry, i love you and cant wait to ski with ya this winter at SP, baby!

*brooke*

'Is Ontario one of the 50 states, or is it just a made up word?'- Dane Kelly, when the senior class at WHS was asked to write down the US 50 states
 
damn straight buddy, I'll be heading over there on about the 14th of November until about mid-February so yah, should be super fiiiiiilthy aye!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

-Jesus had 1080's!-
 
neat..

--To Be A Jibber You've Got To Be So Fresh, To Have Style And Finesse Way Above The Rest--

--Martin Snaps Is A Fag--just kidding--or am i?
 
i knew that you would never get a life, lol.

'Let him go first, he is out of control when he is skiing backwards.'- Stupid Tourist
 
Tim did you just say Primo??? You use that word to? Hahaha.. Saweeeeeeeeeeeeet!!!

Look at the abuse I put up with from everybody... I think I need a hug.

Matt Enns: 'Take that f**king helmet off and don't wear it ever again!'

Shaun Maclean: 'Purple skis... haha!'

Jeff Thomas: 'Shutup ya little freak, I'm gonna rape you more than you'd want to screw Britney Spears. WTF did you do to my truck???'
 
I heard that Tim got eaten by a dingo.

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'That's my cancer wishing face' - yellowsnow4U wishing cancer upon the server that kept us away from NS
 
It's lies!! all lies!!! ALL OF IT!!! hehehe, but I don't know where I'll be staying yet, maybe on the mountain at SP or in Seattle or something like that, don't really know, am trying to find someplace cheap, haha.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

-Jesus had 1080's!-
 
stay in vancouver with me and matty.

go to real mountains.

---

'People who smoke pot grow up and do nothing with their lives.... Look at me. I'm a teacher.'

- My Gym Teacher
 
Rebel, they don't have dingos in New Zealand buddy, thats Australia! They do have possums though and those things can be dangerous!

~ Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire ~

* Matty is a Dairy Queen *
 
we should have a PhattTim day, everyone in the west could go to SP for the day (or weekend) and kick it with Timmer. I'd be in.

Cravin Moorhead
 
Lol, i tryed to trick Tim into coming to the East Coast, but the bastard sold out and is going out there :-( *sniff*

-Andy

Hostess!

'With Treats THIS good, Who needs Canada?'
 
Tim already corrected me on the dingos. I'm sorry. It's not your fault that you don't have dingos.

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'That's my cancer wishing face' - yellowsnow4U wishing cancer upon the server that kept us away from NS
 
Im not crying about Tim not coming, I'm crying for all the people that have to deal with him on the west coast, hahaah!

-Andy

Hostess!

'With Treats THIS good, Who needs Canada?'
 
Haha... he should stay in Surrey.. with me... bwahahahaha... no bad idea nevermind

Look at the abuse I put up with from everybody... I think I need a hug.

Matt Enns: 'Take that f**king helmet off and don't wear it ever again!'

Shaun Maclean: 'Purple skis... haha!'

Jeff Thomas: 'Shutup ya little freak, I'm gonna rape you more than you'd want to screw Britney Spears. WTF did you do to my truck???'
 
Timmy you can stay with me, I have a store room you can sleep in, all you would have to do would move the stuffed gorrilla a few inches and convince the rabid opposums to move out, A little cyandide would take care of that.

The snow god likes when you eat carrots.

10-4, Jeff Thomas will be throwing a spraffy ball grab- Judges at the Baker 'Big' Air.

 
ahaha. look how famous Timmy is!

I like palm trees.

I like to ski, but I hate the freakin' cold. Us indian people weren't built for the cold. Why can't ski hills have palm trees?

- Jay Surti
 
haha, yeah, know it! hehe, it's gonna be so damn cool to come meet all you tweaks, lol. Sorry to the East Coast dudes, lol, maybe I'll get out there the year after, hehe. wiiiicked!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

-Jesus had 1080's!-
 
you cut me deep Andy

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

-Jesus had 1080's!-
 
hahahahaha, wickity thanks brah, haha, I will totally come and crash on your floor or your couch at some stage over the next two years, know that brutha, it'll be the most madestly shibby thing to hit the East Coast since skiing was invented, how cool will that be, AHAAAAHHAHAHAHA, wickity wack, boooooooomshanka brahs!!! WEEEE!!! haha, oh yeah, know it!!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

-Jesus had 1080's!-
 
too bad you wont be here tim. guess you wont get tos ee the mad style us easterners have

J'aim bien mon sexy Chum!

Ced. is my hot sexy Quèbecois!
 
Eastern Mad Styles?? HAHAHAHA, don't make me laugh.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

-Jesus had 1080's!-
 
Hey Timma, you need to throw a U.S./Canada tour! Seriously though, you need to come over to Ottawa and chill with all of us East Side peeps...

'No eternal reward will forgive us now, for wasting the dawn.' - Jim Morrison, 1943-1971
 
Sorry you guys, but after he stays with me for a day, he wouldn't want to leave Los Angeles ;). Hahha nah, he'll run screamin up to SP when I'm done with him. Yay! timmah is coming!

~Juliet~

 
Yah!!! haha, know it, hehehe, but I can't come over without visiting the mighty kami, that would be a crime, hey Ethan, you reckon we could have jazz jamage sessions?? You got a piano?? that'd be mad shibby brah!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

-Jesus had 1080's!-
 
i bet he has an upright organ.

'Let him go first, he is out of control when he is skiing backwards.'- Stupid Tourist
 
I don't doubt that for a second, haha.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

-Jesus had 1080's!-
 
coz I'm never on, hehe, but now that u mention it, I haven't seen that ugly icon for a while!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

-Jesus had 1080's!-
 
hey tim man you should come out to south dakota. then you could ski some of the sickest terrain out there! hahaha you could chill it with me, im like one of like 4 ns.com members from SD. that would be so ghetto!

Big Gulps huh?

Well, see ya later!
 
Yo Tim... you're not gonna beleive what I just bought... a Hammond B3 organ.. woohoo!!!!! Ya and I got the Leslie's all set up so feel free to come on down to the dirty part of surrey and jam with me aye

Look at the abuse I put up with from everybody... I think I need a hug.

Matt Enns: 'Take that f**king helmet off and don't wear it ever again!'

Shaun Maclean: 'Purple skis... haha!'

Jeff Thomas: 'Shutup ya little freak, I'm gonna rape you more than you'd want to screw Britney Spears. WTF did you do to my truck???'
 
you know how long it topok me to realize what u were all talking about. i though hje had bought a body part and i was sooo disgusted

Le vie né pas simple. La mienne et horrible, les gars me rend pleurer toujours.. je donne j'amais mon coeur a un autre gars. çe fini maintenant.
 
AHAHAH!

once tim is done with his west coast freak show he'll be over here andy, you wait. Although tim, why are you going to seattle and stevensons pass or whereever? its warm there...ever heard of sierra cement? its thick dude, like mash potatoes. the east gets the snow..head up with me and andy's whacked friends and we'll show ya

i have a feeling andy tried this already...

*leader of the skiing with your pants down revolution*
 
nah, he meant an organ Cryss, like the musical kind, lol

Yah, Andy has tried that, not real hard though, ah well, next year I might try and head out East or something but this time I'm going West

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

-Jesus had 1080's!-
 
Please tell me you didn't buy an organ just so Tim will come chill with you!

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'That's my cancer wishing face' - yellowsnow4U wishing cancer upon the server that kept us away from NS
 
i bet tim didnt know that jay peak got more snow last year than ANYONE except that tiny place near valdez..say almost 600 inches. this year with all the warm weather, rain, and no snow, they got almost 400 inches. more than any puny place out west..heheh

where are you going out west anyways?

*leader of the skiing with your pants down revolution*
 
You know Tim, you seem to really be quite a celebrity in these North American parts... haha we should all seriously start the 'NS.com PhattTim Ski Tour' and do a road trip across North America from Whistler to Maine... yeah!

'No eternal reward will forgive us now, for wasting the dawn.' - Jim Morrison, 1943-1971
 
Hah... nah i didn't buy the organ so he'd chill with me... now I bought the Leslie for that reason!

Look at the abuse I put up with from everybody... I think I need a hug.

Matt Enns: 'Take that f**king helmet off and don't wear it ever again!'

Shaun Maclean: 'Purple skis... haha!'

Jeff Thomas: 'Shutup ya little freak, I'm gonna rape you more than you'd want to screw Britney Spears. WTF did you do to my truck???'
 
haha, 'Tim World Tour 2003'! ROCK ON TIMMAH!

'Victory? We're French, we don't even have a word for it.'
 
i heard tim has a estranged half-dingo-half-human bestialaty love child. lol, you can sleep on his floor tim, i'll sleep on the tramp haha

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------WINTERisLIFE on AOLhttp://www.cobaincase.com/ LIVE FAST DIE PRETTY., 'I play Russian roulette every day, a man's sport, with a bullet called life'-SOAD 'i tried em once..felt gay.' -NS.com member on skiboards

 
well you were mis-informed brah, haha, ah well, yeah, Timmah road trip tour 02-03, how sick would that be, lol

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

-Jesus had 1080's!-
 
yeh we should all chip in like a dolla or two for tims tour. then he could tour across the whole us, stayin with various ns.com members. that would be so ghetto

Big Gulps huh?

Well, see ya later!
 
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