Why you should wear a cup

[jimbo802]

As all of you male skiers know taking a shot to the balls while eatting it on a rail doesn't tickle. That's why i choose to wear a cup when I ski. Over the years I've taken a few hits to the family jewels but recently I took one heck of a back one on an urban rail. I lost my right ball so now I'm left with only one. Don't be a risk taker ans next time you go skiing remember the consquences.

 

[SFB]

hahahahaha op only has one testicle!!!

 

[Mr.Huck]

Uniballer.

 

[Jeebus.]

Did they replace it with a nudical?

 

[SFB]

onenut wonder

 

[Mr.Huck]

Perhaps his name is Lance.

 

[~Gotama~]

does anyone else ever have one nut get sucked back into your stomach after you blow a load?

 

[Mr.Huck]

Yes, clearly OP is one nut short of a full scrotum.

 

[jimbo802]

YES.

 

[Austin.ski]

sucks man. i probably still wont wear a cup

 

[the_armidilo]

I like how this thread is about saftey and all we do is make fun of how he only has one nut.

 

[Mr.Huck]

Yes, but I am wearing a condom, so at least I am making fun of him safely.

 

[LoathesRaisins]

Looks like OP dropped the ball on that trick.

 

[Catbug]

Best comment on ns all day. fuck yeah.

 

[steezytrevor]

too funny

 

[theBearJew]

Yup. And sweet name and icon.

 

[malonius_funk]

my friend has three i can ask if he'd be willing to donate.

 

[Auzy]

Vid?

 

[Bagina]

Pics?

 

[CalebT]

Yeah why would you be doing urban without filming, there has to be a video.

 

[NinetyFour]

Also, how do you loose your ball. Did you smash the rail, split the sac open, and it went for a ride out onto the city streets? Do you smash that thing so hard it got loose from the casing, and houdini'd to inside yourself? Or, does it get ruptured and exploded, you're all like ,"Damn! This ain't right.", go to the hospital, and they scalpel the little guy out?

Either way, +vibes OP. I'd look for some form of replacement, or else you'll never have a shot at the FD ballers club with only one testicle.

 

[LoathesRaisins]

Pics of balls if possible? Pardon me, ball.

 

[owmasson]

whos op? bump for k

 

[act.resist]

Maybe you just suck at skiing

 

[brotherdad]

I'm calling troll on this one

 

[Laurent.]

Nowadays Iwear full hockeykeeper gear whenever I'm skiing.

No more shinbang.

 

[J-LUVrunsthegame]

i feel like a cup wouldn't do anything.......

 

[theabortionator]

Paging t3dizzle, tbbaty, ted battesh. The original uniball park skier.

 

[Z.J.H.]

At least you nutted up and hit the rail...

 

[Forcillo]

hahahahaahahaha I see what you did there.

 

[iSmokeweed]

Original post

Kthnxbye

 

[Bagina]

I think that's what I was getting at.

 

[Stose]

Idk about the OP. but my friend hit his so hard it swelled up to the size of a grapefruit pretty much and had to be surgically removed

 

[NinetyFour]

0_0

That's nuts.

 

[speedin]

That's nut

 

[Phil-X-]

So can you only have half a child now?

 

[Mr.Huck]

As long as you have one round left in the chamber, it'll still shoot, and it only takes one to getter done.

 

[Steve-Brown]

your body only uses one your whole life....the other is for a backup

 

[Olimar]

cups really dont do anything. They like rest on your balls so when you do actually get hit there it hits the cup which just presses back onto your nuts. It still hurts.

 

[whoa-dere]

pics

 

[snakerton]

Bullshit

 

[Stose]

it still hurts like hell with a cup, but it will stop you from losing a nut.

 

[theblackrod]

It still hurts when you get shot wearing a bullet proof vest. Cups don't necessarily take away the pain, they just save you from losing body parts.

 

[grapejuice3000+]

yeah right i dont even ski park i would never wear a cup

 

[Bombogenesis]

what you did there

 

[Bombogenesis]

Ugh I really BLEW that one, can't believe I didn't see it. Should have read further to avoid looking like a dick.

 

[Lick]

wait do your guys balls actually go into your stomach when you blow a load.. wtf

 

[jimbo802]

bump

 

[Mr.Huck]

I believe you are only qualified for half a bump now. If you feel the need to have a thread back on page one, please post "bu".

 

[Elg]

This. It takes ballS to bump dude..

 

[Lemuel]

A cup is only gonna help if you ski head on into the rail. They don't really help from beneath.