Why why why...??

PhattTim

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Okay, so why do all the chicks in school choose the football team jock over the rad newschool skier?? Usually the jock is a total meathead who can't count past 9.95pizza deal at Eagle Boys. Football isn't a sport, football is a game. Skiing is a sport, skiing isn't just a sport, skiing is an extreme sport. So we mightn't have much money, we might have funny coloured hair, we might spend more time waxing, tuning, edging skis or scoping, planning, mapping sick lines on the hill than we spend watching TV or talking on the phone. We might spend all our money on the raddest new pair of twinnies and a pair of funny plastic boots but that is love, that is passion for something far greater than a ball that ain't even round!! We might eat 2 minute noodles and pasta coz you can get them 4 for a dollar at Woolworths, we might cram into a two bedroom flat with 10 other smelly guys for 4 weeks in a ski village but like I said. That's passion. That's love. And if chicks can't see that then they're not worth the trouble!!

(Of course this doesn't apply to me coz I have more ladies crawling all over me than I know what to do with.)

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

'We are slaves to the labor of love that winter brings us every year.'

*I love Matty Enns*
 
well i was about to write 'I hear ya bro' untill i read your last lines, lucky ass monkey. No girls in my school even know what newschool skiing is i have to spend like 10 minutes trying to get the idea through their thick skulls, then they elave for closest basketball player.

'this gun has taken every thing from me, my wife, my children, everything but this precious precious gun.'-homer

 
Amen!

I want a video t-shirt, that has a looped video of a d-spin on the front, so people can see what skiing is... Think I can get one at the Goodwill Store?

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~~~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~~~

~'BigAirSkier1580: and i am a newschool skier

DatGrlyChick: skier??

BigAirSkier1580: yah

DatGrlyChick: whats that?'

**Love ya Lacey**
 
why not?

but um... yea.

a buddy of mine for his english final he was asked some stupid question and he had to answer it explaining why it hapenned and shit... he answered with 'why not?' and got like high 90's for it.

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

googoo271 - 'dude i met this guy in whistler who knows him pretty well...so sick' (about Simon Dumont)
 
most chicks where i am from think skiing is gay. they think you are only cool if you snowboard.

'Doughnuts...is there anything they can't do?'

Homer Simpson
 
yeh that is the same around here, if you dont snowboard, your gay, and that is very messed up

'You only live once. If you live it right, once is enough' -Micah Black
 
dude i know, it pisses me off that no one, girls especially know what newschooling is. most people think, why doesnt this loser snowboard when you tell em you ski, cuz they get this mental image of a bogner one piece smacking into a lift shack(thank you snickers cruncher, ill never buy one of those).

Co-Founder of the Maple Valley Freeride Team, both members going west next season!

Go Red Sox

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
In school i was talking to this girl named Cindy and she said 'I like boys that do cool sports and have a dedication to their said sport' I said, 'I am a skier that jumps and jibs and I love it, I spend all winter doing it and all summer thinking about it.' 'Impregnate me' she said. Alas, it was snowing and I was just on my way out to the mt.

 
nice story

Co-Founder of the Maple Valley Freeride Team, both members going west next season!

Go Red Sox

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
i have never actually met a chick that didn't like a guy because he skis (well... i mean i know chicks that don't like some dudes i know because they are losers and the whole skiing thing doesn't help out their image. But I mean - I've never met a chick who doesn't think that park skiing and shit is cool... hell, i'm pretty sure my american history teacher was attracted to me when she found out I grab my ski instead of spread my legs... although - if i were to mix the two and get the teacher involved (grabbing, spreading of legs, hot history teacher... could be fun). I think i've gotten away from the point here... so i'm just going to leave you with a song

'looking out a dirty old window,

down below the cars in the city go rushing by,

I sit here alone and I wonder why.

Friday night and everyones moving,

yadda, yadda, yadda.

We're the kids in America,

We're the kids in America,

Everybody that lives for the music go around.

yadda, yadda, yadda.'

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

googoo271 - 'dude i met this guy in whistler who knows him pretty well...so sick' (about Simon Dumont)
 
haha, Darryl, dude, haha, you haven't met too many chicks huh, lol

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

'We are slaves to the labor of love that winter brings us every year.'

*I love Matty Enns*
 
if a guy is passionate about something weather that be Skiing, sailing or hockey he's more appealing to me. But of course skiier guys are waaay more appealing. Skiing is a lifestyle. a great way of living at that. My school bites. Everyone boards. like maybe 6 people ski. Grrrr...

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My theory on dogs:

If you can kick it across the room. It's not a dog!!
 
hehe, you love me! hehe.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

'We are slaves to the labor of love that winter brings us every year.'

*I love Matty Enns*
 
well i guess im one of the lucky few who skis and is a 3-sport athelete at school so go me

Trying is the First Step to Failure.~Homer~
 
The situation is easily resolved, Timma. Take up football. :)

And anyway yes snowboarding bitches can be a problem when they are bashing on skiers. The only thing that can be done is wait until they are sitting on the side of a jump (as snowboard bitches invariably will at some point of the day), and then throw a corked nine tail over their heads. Then hike back up, take off your pants and collect some respect.

Emily Bennett is a Lizard King-loving Sex Goddess!

I wanna have my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames!'

Jim Morrison
 
haha, dude kami this was on behalf of all those other poor suckas, I'm the mad pimp remember!! lol

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

'We are slaves to the labor of love that winter brings us every year.'

*I love Matty Enns*
 
Timmer, you're gonna have an even tougher time beating off the ladies when you have a super pimpin' wing man with a Canadian accent. The worlds two greatest pimps playin' frisbee will make a bunch of dumb football jocks really lonely.

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Vote rebel!

Lesbians are made by leaving whores in the closet with a bottle of fish food.
 
of course sex is a sport. if cheerleading and golf is a sport a then why isn't sex?

Eeeek!! My icon makes me look like my face is a big fat circle!

My theory on dogs:

If you can kick it across the room. It's not a dog!!
 
?HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHA REBEL!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!! GHAGAGAAHAGAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA, dude, lol, that is SO true, hahahhaha HAHAHAHAHA LOL!!!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

'We are slaves to the labor of love that winter brings us every year.'

*I love Matty Enns*
 
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