Why summer sucks ass sores

[Tanner-D]

If you start skating or doing anything physical for long enough and sweat enough your ass chacks rub together creating painful ass sores that make it impossible for you to sleep on your butt. Right now I'm gritting my teeth to sit on my seat typing this.

 

[laurence^]

buttsecks?

 

[Phallus]

Never had them before. Makes me wonder what else you use that ass for

 

[dave44]

I believe it is a sign of that new STD

 

[proZach]

nah you just have a hairy ass. haha

 

[eheath]

Making 300+ dollars a week does not suck ass sores, so false, summer doesn't suck ass sores.

 

[RICK_ROSS]

picks or it dident happen

 

[TheMoostafian]

please no

 

[TheMoostafian]

please no

 

[Phallus]

NO, YOU N00B. YOU ONLY DO THAT TO CHICKS WITH BUM SORES

 

[RICK_ROSS]

wo there, sorry mister

 

[coolhandluke]

swamp ass

 

[dman1260]

300+ dollars a week? I made that per day last summer.

 

[diegoescbar]

what you do? i earn600 estados unitos dollers here per day my father he own coca plant

 

[gordie.]

doing buttsecks for $$

 

[comeatmebro]

so why did you quit?

you make $1,500 a week, which means you could be making $78,000 per year. that's without a raise after a year or 6 months or anything.

$300 a day is a good bit of money.....

 

[chimp]

yeah i used to make 1k a day nig

 

[ChanchoVelez.]

reverse jock itch

 

[Manlenium]

Stop shaving your ass. Thats what man fur is for.

 

[ThaLetterM.]

this thread is specifically about asses, and yet no mention of buttsecks?

for shame, good sir, for shame!

 

[honeydip]

o ya man that happens to me too

NOT

wat the fuck is worong with u

 

[chimp]

you should probaly clean your ass, you fucking fisk

 

[BootySpunk.]

whats a fisk?

 

[dman1260]

it was an internship, i had to go back to school.

 

[finnafuckyobitch]

i make 250+ a day as a caddie

 

[eheath]

Yes, but did you sit around and twiddle your thumbs and get to drive nice ass car? Or did you do have to do a bunch of work? Mind you that about 90% of my money is tips, not hourly wage.

 

[b-kul]

ive never gotten any ass sores...

 

[tommihq]

22 posts. Alias?

 

[Bangor]

doesn't matter, has a valid point.

Summer sucks, fall winter and spring are where it's at.

 

[inactive]

put some baby powder down there to dry things up

 

[Ahmets_Brother]

my ass hair is like a fucking cushion between my cheeks. you gotta shampoo that shit so then when you run its all silky smooth and no chaffe. ass hair is my savior in times like those

 

[Alex_thedroog]

yes, buttsecks

 

[Karcher]

dude ive never even heard of that before

 

[BEARS.]

way to spell.

 

[BootySpunk.]

Agreed summer is only good for no school, bikinis, and cliff jumping

 

[Bangor]

and firing up the grill with a brew in hand.

I gotta say though that first nice day of spring, when you see the first sundresses out and about, is pretty much the best day of the year.

 

[WikiWiki]

tru

 

[snowriderdj]

haha ass chacks ha

 

[landonn]

wear clean under wear idiot.

 

[comeatmebro]

gotta agree. the girls in bikini's prancing around, titties flying in the wind is nice and all...but it only is nice for a few weeks. then summer is gay.

 

[landonn]

grilling is the shit. i always love having a barbecue. my friends and the park crew at my mountain have barbecues sometimes, its the shit.

 

[BEARS.]

you dont get paid for internships do you?

 

[ButteredToast.]

I have a seam on my scrotum and I think it's because I'm made of two men fused together...

 

[spere]

there's no way i would survive spring term without girls in sundresses. its a beautiful sight, except for the ugly ones

yea im shallow, sue me

 

[snwbrdmilf]

Actually, what he has is chaffing, and baby powder will keep it dry, but not heal it. What you should use is A & D ointment. Granted, it's ointment...in your ass....and that's kinda gay....but it'll heal.

 

[Manlenium]

I actually cried from laughing at that line. LMAO