Why skis are better than women.

[inactive]

you can beat the shit out of your skis without getting in legal trouble

 

[.Ben]

decreased feeling = increased confidence even if you already last long enough

 

[Dips.]

ahahah nice

 

[Mr.Huck]

I'm guessing that your bf was going to buy you something but he dumped you and bought a new pair of skis instead.

My contribution to thread:

Skis don't really care how you mount them.

 

[LivinOuttaBounZ]

haha, pun of the day.

 

[steezeninja]

Classic! Good stuff right there! I want a t-shirt of it!

 

[Newschool_Pope]

# fat skis are also sexy

# skis dont want their drinks paid for

# skis dont want to be called everyday

 

[-PonyThug-]

when your skis get worn out --your encuraged to replace

when skis get loose--crank up the din

 

[kingskier]

but they prefer it riggghtt in the center