Why skis are better than women.

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C_Ewart

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Not my own list, but definitely good for a few laughs… enjoy!

# Skis don’t get pregnant.

# You can ride your skis any time of the month.

# Skis don’t have parents.

# Skis don't care how many other skis you've ridden.

# Skis don’t care how many other skis you have.

# Skis don’t care if you look at other guitars.

# Skis don’t care if you buy ski magazines.

# You’ll never hear, “Surprise, you are going to proud father of a new pair of skis!” unless you go out to buy one yourself.

# Skis like getting waxed.

# Your skis won’t care if you leave up the toilet seat.

# You don’t have to be jealous of the guy who works on your skis.

# If you say bad things to your skis, you don't have to apologies to ride them again.

# You can ride your skis as long as you want and they won’t get sore.

# You can stop riding your skis whenever you want, and they won't get frustrated.

# Your parents won’t remain in touch with your old skis after you dump them.

# Skis don’t get headaches.

# Skis don’t insult you if you’re a bad rider.

# Your skis never wants a night out with the other skis.

# Skis don’t care if you’re late.

# You don’t have to take a shower before you ride your skis.

# You can ride your skis the first time you meet, without having to take them to dinner, see a movie, or meet their mother.

#You don't need protection to ride your skis, but a helmet IS recommended.

# When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great time you had the last time you rode your skis.
 
"#You don't need protection to ride your skis, but a helmet IS recommended. "

same thing can be said about women. only the helmet is thin latex

 
does anyone know who is on the j.o. pros we sell them at my shop, i know there 2 twins who hes friends with but thats it.
 
Ooh, that's my bad.

Yeah.. It is originally about Guitars... But I added a few and took a few off. And I know how people feel about their skis, so I figured it would work.
 
You haven't been with many women if you think this. When you are a young guy and women and sex are all new to you it may be seem like it but in the end skis are way better. Sex gets old and women a pain, but skis always gives you that high.
 
ugh..... yea. im gonna say not.

first, im prolly older than you. second, i get plenty. third, skis are just skis. they are pretty much disposable to me. skiing waist deep fluff? yea, any day over puss, but actual skis? hell no.
 
my skis don't have mood swings

my skis don't get mad when i go skiing

my skis don't suddenly decide they hate me

 


This thread was purely for the enjoyment and entertainment purpose.

It's not supposed to start some Retarded debate.

Read, Laugh, Go about your business.

 
I'm glad you and your skis are so tight because it sounds like someone won't be getting pussy anytime soon, but then again it's ok because you don't need it you've got your skis to ride :]
 
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