Why should I date you?

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Hold my girlfriend while I kiss your skis!

Official Storm Trooper of the Silent Army

::VIVA LA RESISTANCE::
 
just submit to the fact that no one can offer you the endless hours of danse macabre and afterbang that i can. there is no further contest as far as i can see. i am insulted that you even consider any one else...

-all you need are drums to start a dance party-

 
Dammit, I thought all the hot babes on the site would be all over this...

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

'Drive this car till the wheels fall off'-martin lawrence
 
hmm, doesn't seem like anybody really wants your rose Jonas...that's gotta hurt dude. haha

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Geurilla Trooper of the Silent Army!

Community Cleanliness Manager of the NS Isle.

'Reading is fun...d...funda...fundame....uh...reading is really... good'

: : : :::Viva La Resistance::: : : :

 
There are more horny guys on this site then hot girls... so think of your odds!

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My halo needs some duct tape.

I'm tired of being an Angel I wanna be a Princess!
 
I'm really good at putting myself down to the place where anyone can walk all over me. That's my special talent. I need to get a new talent... don't I? I think this all has to do with Valentines Day. It depresses me.

'Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.'
 
maybe this will chear you up?

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Taste Death. Live Life.
 
maybe not

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'I could take that thing out with my paintball gun'

-my friend who wanks it to paintball guns talking about the military helicopter parked outside our school
 
I am pretty. And I can out drink a 7 year old girl.

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The official NS brown-guy with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.

The official NS limo driver with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.

 
yeah dude!!! thats the shit!!! ^^^

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Geurilla Trooper of the Silent Army!

Community Cleanliness Manager of the NS Isle.

'Reading is fun...d...funda...fundame....uh...reading is really... good'

: : : :::Viva La Resistance::: : : :

 
im 6'2

while standing up

my penis is 2 inches.......from the ground

i can play golf with it

its a ski pole

and a kick stand

Timbo Jones isnt even my real name.
 
I am the sexyest bitch on this site... everyone wants to fuck me. Including you Jonas. and Jay. and Harvey. and all the girls.

Dave Pauls

www.corbettsskishop.com

I like dead kittens.
 
yeah jay not only can you out drink a 7 year old. but your bed time is around the same time too.. i remember you quiting the bar for bed around 6 pm.. oh wait. u never made it to the bar...

'Im a whole new me. you have no idea..tater's gone wild'
 
Is there something wrong with wanting to fuck you Dave?

Cryss, I made it to the bar. I took a nap and came to the bar at like 10

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The official NS brown-guy with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.

The official NS limo driver with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.

 
give me the rose cos I'm hot..

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right guys??

'Don't like hesh - Don't like rap - kicked ol' sally cos she fat - I'm a jerk I'm a punk took a shower cos I stunk - smoked a bong killed a cat - had my nuts attacked by rats dad got nude - I wore a thong - for a hobby I make bombs' Tom DeLounge

 
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