Dude.. just get a dad who has 5 bagillion poles in his garage, sure most are shitty poles, and reletively heavy, but fuck man.. who gives a flying fuck. youll get stronger maybe... think of it that way.
and if they are a seriously gay color, just paint them. make them look hella dope or some shit.
I have some that would match the Line Invaders so well, went down and painted them black white checker with a pink square here and there.
very punk.