Why not to keep a debit card with you when you drink

dougwilson

dougwilson

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whats up NS i thought i would share with you a great tale of mine
So the other night i went to a party with some friends. we were all hanging out, having a good time, drinkin and just hangin out. i got home and i had a little too much to drink, actually a lot too much. so i went to my basement and watched some tv on the couch and went on my laptop. after a little while, i thought it would be a good idea to whip out my debit card, and order porn on the internet. next thing i know, i had spent 80 bucks on a one year subscription to a porn site. this was bad, very bad. i woke up in the morning and realized what i had done. i tried calling the site, but they told me they dont give refunds. so there i am, screwed out of 80 bucks. but theres even more. the next day i went to the bank and tried to use the ATM, which told me my card was denied. so i went inside the bank and asked for help. the employee looked around in his system for 30 minutes and could not figure out what was wrong. then my mom called me saying there was a voicemail at home from the bank fraud detection services that there were mysterious charges. so i called them back and they told me there were weird charges that i needed to identify or decline, and that they had frozen my whole bank account. i considered denying the charges, but realized that they would have the police investigate if i decline because its identity theft. so i had to confirm cahrges to this site. it was super embarassing, and now my bank is 80 bucks lower. this is why not to keep a credit/debit card next to you when you drink.
 
Hey, at least you got a porn subscription. Seriously not that bad. Better than losing money.

I lost 3-400 bucks fucked up once, and I didn't get a shit ton of porn out of it. Could be worse.

Porn=better than nothing. math ftw
 
i'd have to respectfully agree to this

my expenses thursday night: ticket to metal concert-15 dollars, shots for me and my homies-50 dollars, lap dance-20 dollars, cabs 20 dollars, falafal-10 dollars, sucking on a 40 year old womans breasts-priceless
 
i was partying in the dorms once and i had $134 on me. i woke up with $14 and nothing to show for my loss of money.
no weed. no alcohol. just a hang over.
i also have no clue what i did that night. i think it was laced
 
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this one time i was at the club and i was f@cked up. I ordered a bottle of dom p and tipped the bitch a c note. Best 400 i ever spent!! ballin is a habit son!! just make sure people see that shit when you get stupid at least some people will think ur sweet. you dont look that sweet when you spend 80 on porn call ur bank and say ur card was stolen at least then you wont have to pay for it.
 
Not a good idea, if the account gets logged into from too many different IP addresses / is active all the time, they will ban it. They're not stupid...
 
Dude that may be the best shit that ever happen to you brazzer's the shit. got couples of friends on that site... HD porn ftw
 
one of my younger football coaches told me about why he doesnt drink anymore on halloween.

he and some friends went to this really nice club in denver, but they weren't letting general people in, just people for bottle service.

so my coach, being a drunken 20-something year old, threw down his credit card. they ended up getting like 4 bottles of grey goose at almost $300 a bottle (you are really paying for the table and the service, it wasnt actually $300 vodka).

then when they left, he walked the wrong way and fell asleep on a park bench. it snowed that night and he woke up in the hospital.

if he hadnt been dressed as a skier, he probably would have died from hypothermia.

and he was also down like $1500
 
I don't understand how people are so irresponsible when they're drunk... Either way, you should let us benefit from your irresponsibility-- password now!
 
i had a party last night and got pretty drunk (40 of vodka and a few beers), somehow managed to spend about $140 without ever leaving my neighbourhood. i think i'm getting about $60-$80 of it back though from people oweing me, so it's not too bad.
 
you know you can deny the charges and not have cops investigate. It happens all the time.
 
you should broadcast it over justin tv but have a password. then make a cult where you pay like 2$ and you leave it runnin. that way they cant track all the different ips
 
I opened this thread excpecting a rant about spending too much money on booze at a bar or taking a long taxi drive with bitches to another town, but what I found is a sad story about a drunk guy alone in the night who pays 80 bucks for porn.

 
mike-o is spot on here.

i looked at the title and thought the same hting but found myself saying thats not all there is, we have to go deeper....

 
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