Why my life sucks

Durtschi

Durtschi

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lets start off with sunday night, i get a call to go do a 12-stair down 10 foot across and 10 stair down double kink. we get there set up, sir rage films is there to film and i ginue pig that shit and my skis slip out from under me so fast i am on my ass like hibbert attempting a 450 on. i get up and cant move my arm. wow i am fucked, x-qualifiers /can i make it? will i heal in time? questions race through my head as i yell and curse in front of rage films like a 2 year old child. chris jordan attempts the rails and eats a quantity of shit as well. i leave early and do my best to drive home with one arm(shifting is a chore i tell you). so i get home sleep a little bit decide to take the day off when i wake from my slumer which left my sheets covered in blood becuase i have a gash in my elbow which my mom thinks needs stiches but i say it will heal fine. i eat some food and decide to call emily and hang out since i cant ski. she says she will call me back and when she does she says she doesnt want to be my girlfriend anymore.

wow am i a fucked up asshole or what, i cant ski and my girlfriend dumps me all within 24 hours, all i want to do is ski with the originals and my life has to crumble before my eyes while i sit here and speculate on how i am going to win the superunknown contest because if i dont my life is over

shay is an ignorant speculative little sanchez
 
the service rail by the football stadium? i fucking killed myself on that thing.

How can i progress without my little emily

shay is an ignorant speculative little sanchez
 
psot some video if you do so i have somthing to do with my wretched life

How can i progress without my little Emily A.K.A. Blue Smurf STEEZE
 
dude, the breaking up with emily isn't the end of the world, there is a lot more to live for like SKIING!!! USE IT AS A LEVER AND LAUNCH YOURSELF ABOVE EVERYONE WITH AVENGENCE. your arm will be fine in a few days, don't worry. and don't kill yourself on anymore urbans until after Xquals please. youre gonna be fine tim, don't worry. trust me on this, i have had the worst thing happen to me, ever, last summer and i'm doing pretty good. youre gonna be fine with this.

buddy: yeah, I have no idea whats going on.

Bundo: yeah dude, girls are the worst thing to happen to guys but the best thing at the same time
 
timmy it is a sad day when your unbeautiful girlfriend dumps you, but all you can do is qualify and then laugh at her when you are on the podium.

 
tim what are you talkin about? this is the best thing that has happend to you all season!! it sucks to here about your girlfriend, but now you can focus on more important things, like Alex. you guys are meant for each other, and she slides rails. DUDE wake up?? the blue smurf? come on man, we miss your progressive casmy chach too, but dont let this get you down buddy!! rise to the top and dominate! i will grease a 75ft urban rail tomorrow in your and evan's name tomorrow. gnite

'Dude, we're sick. I mean, he's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so, ya know...' -CR Johnson
 
troy lets go get some ski some (food)/(sluts) in breckenridge

How can i progress without my little Emily A.K.A. Blue Smurf STEEZE
 
i cant go out with alex cuz emily will not approve i must focus on more creative bitches like naime

How can i progress without my little Emily A.K.A. Blue Smurf STEEZE
 
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me dying on urban sesh with sky and chris

How can i progress without my little Emily A.K.A. Blue Smurf STEEZE
 
why didnt you just grease that sunafa?

'Dude, we're sick. I mean, he's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so, ya know...' -CR Johnson
 
because i landed on my arm first try

I FOUND A PICTURE OF TROY ON THE LEFT

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How can i progress without my little Emily A.K.A. Blue Smurf STEEZE
 
troy lets go hunting

'Dude, we're sick. I mean, he's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so, ya know...' -CR Johnson
 
That is shitty you lost your gf! I am sorry man! but now you can ski more and not worry bout what girls you can 'chill' with cause 'Emily' doesn't want you to, or wouldn't approve. She didn't wanna be with you so why should you care about her oppinion of who you should be with...

 
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