Why men dont write advice colloms

got this emailed to me, found it pretty funny...

Dear Walter:

I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving

my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more

than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car

shuddered to a halt.I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I

got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a

neighbor lady making mad passionate love to her. I am 32, my husband is

34 and we have been married for twelve years.When I confronted him, he

broke down and admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past

six months.

I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six

months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and

worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the

ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get

through to him anymore.

Can you please help?

Sincerely,

Mrs.. Sheila Usk

Dear Sheila:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a

variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no

debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips

holding the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these

approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is

faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.

I hope this helps.

Walter
 
oh, by the way.. that was the most horrendous spelling of "columns" i have ever seen.

 
it's cause theres no suchh thing as colloms.

that's hilarious... i bet she feels like an idiot too
 
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