Why isnt facebook working

Holy shit my sarcasm meter just fucking exploded!

I noticed it wasn't working. Hey when you have a computer at work and do nothing NS and facebook are pretty much your day so stop the hate.
 
I do have facebook myself, yes it is bomb, but its not the end of the world if its down for a minute
 
haha you are a fucking idiot. myspace is such a joke, all it has going for it is music but facebook has that now.
 
dude its a conspiracy, facebook sponsored the Vick dogfights which supported bush covering up 9/11 by planting tapes that were supposedly al queda taking credit, which in turn reveals the secret that pearl harbor was not infact the japanese, it was a UFO attack, which leads me to my next point, man did not evolve from the primate, but from the sea serpent deemed "voldomort" in the harry potter series.
 
oh my gosh!!! no face book... whatever are you little fuckers gonna do wit your life all day???

oh i gotta check to see if timmy commented on my photo..

dammit he didnt?? i guess that means he doesnt like me!!!

im gonna go be emo and kill myself and slit my wrists and cry myself into sleep and die

thats what you fucktards sound like!!!!!
 
pretty sure that already happened, and the original guy got fucked cuz he couldnt afford the legal team that FB put up against him
 
facebook is a sexual preditors best friend. myspace is full of them and spammers. now they have an untapped source or fresh boys....yummy. at least thats why i use it.
 
I love facebook because people can't make it look like shit with their own designs. not everyone can design a site to look/function nicely so their myspace looks like crap and takes forever to load. if someone adds a facebook app to change the colors/designs around like myspace it will suck. apps suck.
 
One day facebook, myspace, and NS all weren't working

I kind of just stared at the screen and wondered what in Gods name can I use the internet for now.
 
i just slapped a baby while reading that... hearing about people complain about facebook makes me punch infants...
 
to all the people like you and someone else who said "ZOMG!! NO FACEBOOK!" i have to say this:

didn't you fucks do the same thing when NS was down a couple of months ago?
 
i dont have a facebook yet b/c i dont want my roomate's first impression of me being on the internet
 
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