Why is my neighbor an asshole?

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The other day for some reason someone locked the door nob to the door going to the balcony, the door opened just fine from the inside but when I came to try and open my door I was locked out. Three stories from the ground, so I'm not trying to jump onto the rockery and cement bellow just yet.

My neighbors door opens and I yell to her, "I'm locked out can I use your phone?" she had an I-phone in her hand and she gives me this blank stare then walks away. I yell "I'm locked out!" She ignores me completely. Right about now I'm thinking, "Fuck this bullshit, I'm getting down." I climb on the window panes blazed as a mother fucker 3 stories from the ground finally I made it to the second story balcony jumped down to it and scaled down the gutter piping then dashed up the stairs passed my asshole neighbor and got my spare key.

I do yard work for her and collect their mail when they are gone, like what the fuck?
 
Welp now you can say go fuck yourself when they come around asking again. This sounds super shitty, and I would probably just avoid them now since they sound like shitty people.
 
you didn't ask her to call your parents you just asked to use her phone. In normal non-stoned talk that normally means that you physically want to use their phone.

Better people skills would have solved your issue.
 
I'm sure the lady wasn't too stupid to realize what he meant. And walking away without any attempted help was an asshole thing.

And op start charging or stop serving. I have no clue how someone is so stupid to do free work for an asshole
 
I did some work for them before this happened, and I did it because they were my neighbor and I wanted to help them out and be nice. But ever since this incident I plan on doing nothing for them unless they pay me.

 
Yeah people skills is my issue... I have communicate with people daily for my whole life and most of the time I get my point across fairly clearly. The point is she knew I needed helped and walked away. This isn't the only time she has done weird stuff. When I have seen her before walking her dog its like she ignores me and tries to avoid me. Even when I say hi to her its strange.
 
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Yes, total fucking weirdo neighbors exist. And they are often outside a lot making it awkward when you go outside and you see each other.

 
In fairness these neighbors might have a mental illness.

My dad's next door neighbor was super sweet and walked our dog and gave him rides to the airport.

But a switch must have flipped and shes gone loony in old age. Don't think her kids come by much since shes gone off the deep end. But anyways a once super nice neighbor how has called my pops and taken him to court for water from a hose going on her lawn or making up claims that my dad was ringing her doorbell and running away at 3am.

I know a couple people who have stuggled to sell their house on account of wackjob next door neighbors.
 
yeah right, there are no assholes anymore, just people with mental illness. also glad that dumb and annoying kids also are a thing of the past.
 
imagine this kid smoking on his parents balcony while the neighbor smells or sees exactly whats going on. 5 minutes later the kids yelling something at you that you cant understand about taking your iphone. You ignore him and continue on with your phone call, eventually the stoned kid climbs down the side of the house. You wonder why he didnt just pull the door open rather then push it

 
My neighbor probably thought I was smoking but she doesn't know that for fact, since try to be discrete about smoking even though its legal. She wasn't on the phone talking to some one, she was just skimming through her phone looking at texts or something. She then looks at me when I explain I need help, she has the phone in her hand and knows my parents, has their numbers in her phone, yet she just walks away saying nothing with her phone in hand not calling anyone and walks to her car. It was so sketchy at parts when I was climbing down because some of the stuff I was on did not feel sturdy and I was a good 20 feet above cement at parts, but at the same time it was fun because it was a challenge to get down.
 
Or act like your holding the door to the building when she has a ton of groceries or w.e, then just let swing close on her.
 
Rather then dwell on the past, fix the future. Go get a 2 dollar key cut and put it out on your balcony if this ever happens again.
 
Sir Blunting is trying to use my goddamn cell phone again. Jesus H fucking Christ get a job you vagrant. I'm out of here while I can still pretend like I didn't see him.

little re enactment for you
 
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