Why in Gods name does body wash have pebbles in it?

[lurking]

Got light up playing rugby on turf. Turf burns every where. Tried cleaning them out in the shower with body wash and didn't realize that it had little pebble-like things in it. Now contemplating amputation of anything lower than the thighs. Why the FUCK does body wash have these pebbles from hell in it?

 

[Laurent.]

To supposedly scrub off dead skin cells you pussy.

 

[ModMommy]

It's an exfoliater. Buff he skin, removed dead skin cells. Make you raw fresh.

 

[CliffyByro]

because you play rugby on turf, not grass like a real man

 

[uyghur]

Even worse when they put menthol in it... Its not coolong , it's burning death

 

[theabortionator]

You shower? That shit's so uncool. You must be the least cool kid at school. I haven't showed in years.

It makes me strong.

 

[b-kul]

grow a pair and exfoliate.

 

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Another downside, when they run off into our water supply fish confuse them for food and die

 

[CheddarJack]

Another downside, when they run off into our water supply fish confuse them for food and die

They aren't all dissolvable? That's retarded.

 

[Phil-X-]

To prevent young boys from masturbating with their mothers body washes

 

[AT-AT]

To prevent young boys from masturbating with their mothers body washes

I cringed

 

[Garebear]

when you're showering and that shit gets inside your peehole...

*shutter*

 

[SFB]

when you're showering and that shit gets inside your peehole...

*shutter*

lol am i supposed to believe you have a pee hole? i know ur a girl.

 

[Garebear]

lol am i supposed to believe you have a pee hole? i know ur a girl.

once again you've failed to make me laugh SFB

 

[El_Barto.]

lol am i supposed to believe you have a pee hole? i know ur a girl.

Girls dont have pee holes?

 

[CliffyByro]

Girls dont have pee holes?

of course not, why else would they cry so much?

 

[cool_name]

To prevent young boys from masturbating with their mothers body washes

ya that will "stop" me