Why i hate school

jorb.co

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no matter how early i wake up i am always late for firts class. can never find my stuff. walk forty minutes across town.since there is two campuses at this gay school, busses go back and forth. i catch the second bus, therefore being late 20 minutes for second class. dick face teacher goes off in front of whole class. i tell him to take a chill, he gets madder so i leave. i go to the gas station, purchase a drink and bag of candy. i have two bucks and it costs 1:05 for a arizona so i get 95 cents candy. stupid bitch takes 5 minutes searching this bag of candy to make sure im not lying, and comes up with 1.15. i say well ill put some back, but "i already touched them" so i cant. neither can i take 15 cents from the penny box cause its 'too much' theres a huge lineup behind me, and im late AGAIN ccaus this has taken 10 minutes. guy behind me offers to give 15 cents, but the cow says no. why!? beats the hell out of me. so i just take off with the candy, and now im banned from tedds. yeah thats the gas station. so im super pissed and its friday so i skip last 2 classes. now im in d.t for a week. FML. i need to ski. oh wait but i wont have boots for 3 weeks. theres 5 inches of snow in my backyard. AAAAHHHHHHH.

 
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If I was you, I would take the blame myself. It seems that you have a bad habit of rubbing people the wrong way. I fully understand if its a shit day and you pissed or what ever, but if you are just a positive person all the time, you can avoid half of this shit.
 
While at work today, I was thinking: I wish MORE taxes would come out of MY paycheck to pay for the lazy ass high school drop-out fuckups. So that they can sit in their trailer smoking their Pall Mall's and watching TV, and can STILL receive their welfare checks and unemployment. I love working extra hours just to make up for it.

And then this thread miraculously pops up on NS. Damn I"m in a good mood. Thanks for helping my realize my dreams!
 
a- get out of bed earlier.

i get up at 4:30, school starts at 7:00, stfu.

b-get a bike

i could probably turn your 40 minute walk into a 10-15 minute bike ride

c-be prepared,

why buy a 95c bag of candy if all you got is 95c maybe get the 75c butterfinger or something next time

cheer up champ, its not like you suck at life or anything
 
okay, i dont care when you get up, its your own problem. i longboard every day WHEN IT ISNT SNOW AND -15. and there is no tax on candy, so you dont have to worry about that.
 
Haha you are so funny! That was hilarious! Where do you get your material? Really, I'm dying to know! Your comment just oozes sophistication and originality! Did you think up that one all by yourself? Cause if so you are one funny guy!

You and the rest of you /b/tards seriously need to fuck off and go back to where you came from (ZOMG I was able to tell you to go home without breaking 1&2 aren't I cool?!). Seriously, we don't want your idiocy over here.
 
sounds better than cranking out papers on dead african people for school every night.
trade ya?
 
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