Why I hate gapers

Changethattape

Changethattape

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So last night I was at a bar/club called Cecilias in breckenridge. The story starts out with me and my friends all getting shitty and having a fun time I have a gf so I wasnt trying to get layed or anything jus livin with the friends. So this gaper looking dood got into and argument with two girls who im friends with and ended up hitting one of them and almost knocking her over. I responded to by quickly punching him in the face and knocking him down. The bouncers came over kicked him out immidiatly. An hour later I went to get a burrito at luchas right next door and that kid was sitting there mouthing off like a baby. It went back and forth for a minute then the kid threw a glass of water at me. Well he kinda hit me with it and also the cute girl standing next to me. He stood up shoved me I took his hat pull it over his face and shoved him right in the dome peice..... 5 minutes later I was outside smoking a cigg with a bunch of doods and I get a hook punch from the side by this kid splitting my lip in 2 pieces. I never saw the kid coming and he ran away right after he noticed all mah friends were right there to beat the shit out of him. I had to go to the hospital and get a bunch of stitches and now mah lips all mangled. Fuck you gapers go back to florida and fuck yourselves.

Short version. Gapers are bitches and need to be hit
 
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Our mountain has a flat down rail on the top of the roll-in for a jump. Everyone decides to sit at the top of the roller for the longest time before going so atleast 5 times today, I call my drop, hit the rail and see some gaper right next to me about to hit the jump. I'm like, ohh, I'll just slow down, let him get ahead and pop hard to still clear it. Nah, gaper boy carves and carves and carves untill I know he's going to land in the middle of the flat so just turn off and go around the jump. My mountain only has 1 jump right now. Run well spent.
 
this is an incredibly accurate representation of all skiers who are less skilled than the OP.

oh and vicodin for stitches? did they stitch up your vagina too? i've had stitches/staples 5 times and have not once been given anything but ibuprofen. c'mon bro. if you're gonna go around starting fights, you can't be poppin' pills after gettin' socked one in the kisser.
 
Personally, I love gapers. For the most part they are halarious; plus they pay my bills and allow me to live at a resort. But if I was in Breck, the gaper mecca of North America, I would probably see where you're coming from.
 
I was gonna bash this thread until I saw it included Cecelia's, Luchas and punching chicks. THAT'S SOME BUUULLLSHIT. But yeah, stay away from Cecelia's on Holiday weekends man, nothing but trouble.
 
because this has nothing to actually do with gapers, im assuming you came here to bitch about your first fight, from an extremely biased standpoint?

pussy
 
if the guy comes back 3 times after your first punch it only proves one thing ...
you didn't punch him hard enough the first time ....
 
i think your definition of a gaper might be different than most people's. also, your signiture says the n word...ban?
 
holy fuck i saw you at the hospital, i was their cause my stupid snowboarder friend broke his neck tubing (retard). you were bleedin quite a bit
 
im i was thee last night and i dont remeber any of that going down but i did dance on the stripper pole like 10 times
 
Squaron lolololol. Good one. Did you pull that out of your ass? OP is weak. Him an TGLifestyle should join forces. They will be an ustoppabble duo of pussies.
 
without gapers skiing wouldn't exist

it's weirder for someone to be good at skiing actually. who the fuck has the time, resources, and money to go skiing more than like 5 days a year?

it makes no sense that we ski 50-100 days a season from a normal person's standpoint and there are very few of us, so it is insanely unrealistic for everyone to be good at skiing
 
How did you come to the conclusion that this guy was a gaper while having no insight on his skiing abilities whatsoever? Your logic just failed.
 
hitting a girl isn't right, i get throwing a punch there. but i guarantee in the later situations you were instigating and getting him riled up. do you always solve your problems with your fist, brobrah?
 
see what happens when you go out with no intention of getting laid. especially at cecilias. you coulda at least been blowin iines off the toilet wit yer ho. jk man fuck stupid gapers that would rather fight and talk shit than party
 
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