Why i hate 1 footers + advice needed

BCKicker540

BCKicker540

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well i tried a one footer and tore my acl, so that really sucks. so now ive got an immobilizer on my knee and mobility is tough. showering was a trying ordeal, and pissing isnt too bad. however i have yet to attempt defacation. i cant even sit in a chair without propping my leg up, so how the hell am i gonna shit?? so does anyone have tips for me, i really gotta drop one but i cant figure out what to do with my leg.
 
idk about your leg but all i gotta say is the skiing god were vengeful upon you. they dont apprectiate one footers. they embarass teh gods
 
fastslides are dope. onefooters do suck. i dunno man, buy one of those shower seats for old women, and use it as a footrest
 
ye just rest ur leg on a chair like u do when ur resting it as usual only fifference is now u taking a dump
 
pun intended?

rob told me thats a bummmmer tom hope surgery goes well.....as for shitting wheni broke my leg a while back you just gotta prop it up
 
i was gonna say what she said, but then i realized the double meaning of stool, and knew i could count on the ns community to point it out.
 
well i tried it and it went mostly well. at first i just tried to sit far back and prop it up on the toilet seat. that worked for the actual dumping, but wiping was near impossible. i ended up taking off the brace and attempting a normal (but off balance) position. at times i was forced to wipe unnatural, which is far more difficult than spinning unnatural. i got shit on my hands, had an imperfect wipe, and accidentaly dipped my hand in shit water at one point, but at least i got it out.
 
man i know how you feel.

we had a tub beside our toliet so i could put my leg up and sit on the toliet semi-normal...so damn awkward
 
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