Why i dont play lacrosse

what league is that? the d would be called for slashing, and the short stick would def get flagged. you cant take more than 3 steps into a hit, and your fists must be together or else its a cross check.
 
^thats MLL i think, and yea thats def a slash. i play and that would def be a big penalty in high school

hahah shit ive never seen any defense like that before

thats two slashes, a hold and a cross check
 
Do you hear that? Off in the distance, beyond the hills? It sounds like the whistle of some perverted train. You can hear the indistinguishable cry of pain and torment with the blow of each and every whistle. Even from here you can recognize the manic cries that its passengers shriek...as if providing us with some sort of hopeless warning. Gather the children and deadbolt the doors. The worse case scenario is herethe pain train is coming to town.
 
haha, you can't take a baseball swing at a guy with your stick! you're allowed to chop, but thats it. man i woulda got up and drilled that guy in the kneecap
 
Today at our game they were clearing the ball and right on our wide of the bench like five yards in, a kid caught the ball. I thought, thats going to suck.(just the way he caught it made me know he was going to get knocked the fuck out) Then out of no where, a streak of red (our color) comes into my field of vision and everything slows down. He puts his shoulder down and sends the kid flyin. The kid's legs went above his head and along with everyone else, I flinched. Then I couldn't stop laughing.
 
dude shut the fuck up. seriously did anyone else say anything like that. and i doubt the creator of this thread is a pussy, he probably just doesnt liek lacrosse. and if your gonna say i dont play lacrosse, i did/ i played lacrosee, and hockey which is also pretty brutal. i got my knee almost literally torn off in hockey.
 
another reason not to play LAX

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he got whomped.

i have felt similar pains as that while laxing. i feel his pain, and wonder why i play this sport
 
Why dont you just shut the fuck up. You lock your door at night because you're afraid of me. So unless you want to tell our dad like usually. SHUT UP
 
you dont even play lacrosse, you just watch it, you might be on the team but sitting on the bench the whole game doesnt count as playing lacrosse.
 
actually i have, i play attack, and i play long pole, its such an adreniline rush, i bet u play basketball or soccer, if you get hit u start to cry
 
no MLL is sick the NLL indoor shit with the goalies with like the huge gay ass pads blows...
 
Yesterday at my game, the goalie on the other team ran after one of our attack men and pushed him from behind into a dirt pile just outside the corner.
 
am i the only one who thinks lacross is gay

like i dont hate on it cause i have lots of friends who play but when i see kids tossing ball back and forth and cradeling and talkinga bout their shafts doing all this shit it pisses me off for some reason
 
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