Why i dont go to the dr.

[IrishDrink87]

sorry if im the last to hear about it, but i was watching the news a few days ago and this old chick keeled over and died in the waiting room for ER. it took over an hour for the nurse to fuckin check her pulse.

what the fuck were people around her thinking?

not creepygroovy

 

[charmander]

you suck at the internet

 

[brenker]

yea that sucks....but why is your karma 0? and u have 1000s of posts?

 

[Hansel.]

cause he puts the same threds up and there gay

 

[urbanjib]

well ok...and its true...if you ever get hurt bad, call an ambulance... it gives you top priority

 

[Malcolm]

on his profile it says he has like 200 karma

 

[brenker]

and now u have 176 karma all of a sudden....?

 

[ho_chi_minh]

you are all noobs.

he is she

and she is a bitch

 

[landonn]

that would be ridiculous

 

[twix_182]

did i miss the memo for the irishdrink return?

 

[caylorswift]

i think i was the only one to get it.

 

[ATLskier]

yeah wtf?

 

[Alex_G]

yeah and its hella $krilla

 

[Silence]

I work for the internet, it's pretty hard

 

[dave44]

 

[skiizy]

holy shit dude that scarry as fuck... i think ill always call an ambulance from now on

 

[aaron.ebner]

so you don't go to the doc because you think you'll wait to long and die and by some devine miracle if you stay at home, you'll have a better chance.......

you're a complete idiot!

 

[urbanjib]

i actually broke my ankle yesterday and went to the ER today...there was 1 other person there, and it took and hour and half for them to recieve me...roflmao...

 

[BvK]

thats insane, what great service

 

[Ryno]

That says something about your society, not your healthcare. Those people just sat there watching her, thats fucked...

 

[Manlenium]

Doctors are like hookers. Except you pay them higher rates with less satisfaction.

 

[Bigwoods]

That's pretty messed up.

Here's why I don't go to the doctor's:

When he tells me to lie down I know he's going to begin feeling my package.. Awkward.

 

[MCIRONCOCK]

I had some wrinkly old lady feeling my testes the other day. She also brought in a nurse to assist, who was at least 250 lbs. Was the nurse really necessary

 

[Manlenium]

At least you wont get an akward boner.