why girls are mean

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Line1260

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i realized this today...

all girls are mean and evil bacause they were never able to play swords in like 1st grade. you all remember it, it was cool as hell

'He got fired? What did he do?'

'He jumped off of the roof again'
 
is swords a redneck thing or a canadian thing??? i'm confused...we played shoot the bastard who messes w/you in public school down in the ghetto

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The only real drug problem is scoring real good drugs.
 
touch my nut teacher??? i'm confused

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The only real drug problem is scoring real good drugs.
 
TMNT = Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

We also played sand tag. Sometimes we'd even go as far as playing TMNT sand tag.

 
grade 1 i was playing spin the bottle and tag (tackle) and shit... good fun... actually no, in grade 1 i just sat on the monkey bars and kicked ayone who i didn't like when they were trying to come up... i was the god of the monkey bars.

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

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I follow the darkness

'you're a fucking idiot' dogg to me in a random message.
 
I cant believe you gusy dont know what swords is, but I always thought it was a hockey thing more than a grade one thing!

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Good friends tell you about the time they nailed that broad....BEST friends reach over, tag your hand, and say 'YOUR TURN'

 
swords was the best game ever.....wish i could still do it without feeling very wrong

'He got fired? What did he do?'

'He jumped off of the roof again'
 
yea girls are evil because we never get to play with swords. Which is why we like playing with them now. Heck, we wanted a sword, it's that whole Sigmund Freud psychology stuff. Penis envy or whatever. You guys get swords, we get PMS. Of course we're bitches.

~juliet~

 
yea girls are evil because we never get to play with swords. Which is why we like playing with them now. Heck, we wanted a sword, it's that whole Sigmund Freud psychology stuff. Penis envy or whatever. You guys get swords, we get PMS. Of course we're bitches.

~juliet~

 
ever play grounder? it's like marco polo but you play on playground equipment. One person is it and has to wander around with their eyes closed trying to catch someone by touching them.

if they call grounder and someone is standing on the ground and not the equipment, they are caught become 'it' :-)

lots of fun when your mind is altered.

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'look, i'm a fagget!' - martin_snaps
 
i used to play 'run around the playground as many tiem as you could in recess' then one day i tripped on the slide and fell on the other side and threw up. yeah

skiing in fun

if canadian bacon is ham, then what is bacon?
 
i always played the game where i was the ruler of all, and if you didn't let me play what i wanted to, you got your ass kicked.

i was a stange little child.....and still am.

I don't take drugs,

I am drugs.

Please ignore the crazy girl.
 
haha i was one of those girls who just sat on the swings and swung with my friends.. and then if you were swinging at the same pace as a guy you were 'married'.. how cute! hehe.. we also used to play lava tag.. good stuff man.

*brooke*

'Wait- where's the line to kiss brooke's ass?'- Duncan in ns.com chat hehe
 
Me and a bunch of friends used to play war. it was like tag, but u had to throw a hackey sack at each other. If it hit u u were it, but u lost the body part it hit, a leg, an arm, etc. good fun. plus all those other games u all mentioned.

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Me not like pro basketball, cause me short and they all tall. baseball slow like forest gump, except when robbie spits on ump. wrestlemania not that great. Me like to see hulk hogan skate. TV soccer not that hot. u play that and u get shot.
 
When we were in grade one, my two best friends and I used to always get captured by these three guys. They would 'tie' us to trees and come rescue us. Great times... lol

Me: 'How come every time we talk, the subject of my mum using drugs comes up?'

James: 'It doesn't.'

Me: 'It does though.'

James: 'Yeah, it really does.'

(Ten minutes later.)

James: 'Ha! Your mum on drugs!!!'

 
haha, when i was in grade one we used to play house,everyone was a different relative, i was uncle Paul, damm i miss being young

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Call me the bus driver cause im going to take you to school
 
Yeah Lava Tag,Playing House in the trees, football, etc. Good times, then when we got older in Elementary school us girls would find a spot to sit and we'd 'TALK.'

'Pipe Is Nice'
 
And I got to play scrabble, *sniff*, maybe that's why NZ kids are so freakin' crazy and badass by the time they get to university, hehe, sweeeeet

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

-Jesus had 1080's!-
 
hehhe wow was i ever dumb. i used to pretend i was a horse and id just run around with a bunch of friends of mine. make loud noise act likes a horse and jump over things. i used to give myself the worst shin splits doint that.... oh well.... it was fun...

good time when u look stupid.. oh and i used to play red ass... because i can actually aim and i went for guys nuts.. hehehhehe *angelic smile*

I like my bird! - Dave Pauls
 
yeah it was gay, when you get later into elementry school all the guys are playing and all the girls are 'talking' about who likes who and makeup and shit...thats where it all goes downhill. you can tell who's going to be cool if a girl is actualy playing when all the other girls are 'talking' lol

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We wern't talking about you guys if that's what you thought during 'Talk time' (recess.) It was more like lets sit here and relax and just watch everyone.

'Pipe Is Nice'
 
tag, red ass, sit on swings, basketball, shit like that.

OH!!! and for those few weeks back in like grade 2, POGS!!!!!!!!!!!

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You Laugh Because I'm Different. I Laugh Because You're All The Same.
 
I was king of the monkey bars.

I just watched 'Stand By Me' the other day... made me really miss being a kid. Best days of my life.

Emily Bennett is a Lizard King-loving sex Goddess!

'Planes are groaning mothers, in our feeble insect wars.' - Jim Morrison
 
Yeah Cryss that really is lame! Anyway I always used to play swords and TMNT, that stuff was so great. Also My friends and I always had competions to see who could jump off the swings the farthest, except that always ended after someone got a 'boo-boo'! Being a little kid was so great!

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Andrew

'Me fail English? That's unpossible.'

-Ralph Wiggum
 
shit man

pogs were so popular when i was in grade 2 and 3...damn everyone played them, before that it was monkeybars and tag. After that it was basketball and miny stick hockey.

when life gives you a lemon throw it at someone
 
Dude, i remember in 2nd grade I set up, Julie's Casino, where I brought 6 deck of cards and I'd supervise games of poker, blackjack, speed, heart attack, and the slap game. We gambled for lunches. I held the pool, and I took what I wanted from each lunch. Then the faculty busted my operation, saying it's illegal or some ish. Good times.

~juliet~

 
I was always the kid who got the shit beat outta her... i dunno why i just was... even tho i was bigger then most of the other kids they still beat me up...

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~aeden

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The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.

Can't u feel it gettin colder down there already??

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yyyaaaa jumping off swings and pogs totally. beanie babies. i loved having so much energy when i was like 10 or whatever, i want to be 10 again...or i could just keep acting like i am...

Brody

'I promise i won't drop out of high school mom'-Me
 
fucking beanie babies. they all suck. just like your mom. you dirty slut.

yo what? hmm.

what the hell. beanie is a stupid name. it is a toque. TOQUE. and not only when you wear it on your foot. hmm. where is my beer.

'What da fack, man? I don undrstand.' Alex the crazy french kid.
 
tag was the shit but i wish that i had a huck doll when i was younger... oh all the difference that would have made

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I like playing with my Huck Dollie

Nine_Milla_Killa-

Cool things to do in the shower...

1) Pee

2) Play with your weiner

3) Pretend to be a sprinkler

4) Sex up the girl who is in there with you

5) clean the mud off your skis from the parking lot.

6) Play with your weiner again!
 
we also had a game called 'Rock War' in which we split into two teams and threw rocks at eachother until recess was over. Everything was fine until one of the fat kids got hit in the head. This made him angry, so he threw a rock at a passing car, denting it. then the teachers didnt let us play that one anymore :(

'He got fired? What did he do?'

'He jumped off of the roof again'
 
My friends and I would play 'Rock People' lol... We had families of rocks...

Me: 'How come every time we talk, the subject of my mum using drugs comes up?'

James: 'It doesn't.'

Me: 'It does though.'

James: 'Yeah, it really does.'

(Ten minutes later.)

James: 'Ha! Your mum on drugs!!!'

 
i always played with swords in the first grade (i got in trouble for it most of the time), and i'm not evil. i just like to kick things over and set things on fire now. jk--i'm not 'that' violent.

later,

Sonya

 
TETHERBALL!!!!!!!

I owned every other kid in that game.

Read aloud-

We todd did. I am so for king we todd did.
 
Well once there was some pool of water that made a little ice rink. And my friends and I would charge woad chips for people to skate at our rink. And when people didn't pay we wouldn't let them in and we'd kick out people who wern't skating right. Hehehe.. good times

'Pipe Is Nice'
 
Dude, I miss tetherball so much. I remember the happiest day of my young life what when I was in grade 3 and I beat a grade 6. It was so cool, it didn't matter that I lost the next game to a girl who was also in grade 3.

 
gauntlet on the monkey bars was the best or kick the shit out of each other in a royal rumble in the middle circle of the soccer field.

 
Anyone remember four square? lol.. I used to love that game. I was good at it, too. ;)

Me: 'How come every time we talk, the subject of my mum using drugs comes up?'

James: 'It doesn't.'

Me: 'It does though.'

James: 'Yeah, it really does.'

(Ten minutes later.)

James: 'Ha! Your mum on drugs!!!'

 
Lava-tag in the spring and fall.

King of The Mountian during the winter.

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~~~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~~~

~'BigAirSkier1580: and i am a newschool skier

DatGrlyChick: skier??

BigAirSkier1580: yah

DatGrlyChick: whats that?'

**Love ya Lacey**
 
What's lava tag?

Me: 'How come every time we talk, the subject of my mum using drugs comes up?'

James: 'It doesn't.'

Me: 'It does though.'

James: 'Yeah, it really does.'

(Ten minutes later.)

James: 'Ha! Your mum on drugs!!!'

 
Lava tag (or atleast he version we played) is played with like a big box drawn in sand preferably witha big object to hide behind inside the box (like one of those big earthquake boxes) and then you draw in lava pits and you play tag, but if you fall ina pit, your it, or if you go out of the box, it's really fun ya.... i'm way to tired to make coherent sentesents so i'm going to bed, G'night every one......

SCHOOL GO BOOM NOW! - sign protesting our crumbly school.
 
Hmmm... our lava tag was different. We had the playground, with pebbles. And we made it so that if you were seen touching the pebbles, you were 'dead'. It was hella fun.

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~~~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~~~

~'BigAirSkier1580: and i am a newschool skier

DatGrlyChick: skier??

BigAirSkier1580: yah

DatGrlyChick: whats that?'

**Love ya Lacey**
 
Anyways, aside from that adjustment, it was still basic tag.

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~~~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~~~

~'BigAirSkier1580: and i am a newschool skier

DatGrlyChick: skier??

BigAirSkier1580: yah

DatGrlyChick: whats that?'

**Love ya Lacey**
 
the playground is TERREBLE these days...trust me, i worked at an afterschool program for a few months earlier this year (ask me some other time how i got fired), but they wouldet let them play anything! the boys would run around pretending to play war and shoot at each other, and they would make them sit out for the recess for 'being violent' they wouldent let them play dodge ball because they said it 'incites agression', and wouldent let them play just about any other game because they said it was based on violence. it was such bull shit.

 
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