Why does she do this!?

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BrandonCool

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My girlfriend says that we have sex to much and that she wants to cut it down to twice a MONTH!!

Im still trying to convince her not to do that!!

What would you say to that????

S.W.E.D 420
 
she wants to dump you but can't do it to your face because she thinks you are a fragile, whiney fag who would probably slit his wrists. All is not lost, you just gotta show her whos boss. Girls are good for one thing. If they do that one thing, all the rst of their shit is bearable. Slap the piss out her, fuck her brains out and tell her to go get you some nachos. She'll love it and it will save your relationship. That or she has clamidya and it hurts when she has sex, either way you gotta set shit str8.

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'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'221 is fucking hilarious'

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Fuck her Ron Jeremy style and then you will have sex 3x a day

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-

-Theory-3 Breath and Stop-

 
remember the brain tumor stroke thing? yeah well say your dying. that would probably do the trick.

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**

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She's doing it to whip you. She wants to control you with sex. Just jerk it for a while and let her play her game, eventually she'll realise it doesn't work. Either that or tell her that if she won't fuck you then you'll find somebody who will.

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'It’s a wonder I haven’t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
 
i dont think i would do a girl with no legs. that would just look wierd.

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**

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^yea. I had one messed up mental picture there... she was lying on her back on the bed and the dude was kneeling at the end of the bed just going to town.

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Screw this I'm going skiing
 
Jay (rebel) is right. Broads are dumb.

You claim to have a large.. member and be good in the sack and that she'll miss you and lah-dee-dah, yet your screen name is BrandonCool. For some reason, I'm having slight difficulties believing some of the statements you've made in this thread.

Sarah

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'what's wrong with princess. I wish I was a princess'

-Jay (rebel)

 
i've heard that before. i think they just dont wanna become all loose and shit because its a known fact that newschoolers have the biggest cocks. you need to at least push for once a week

fuck a book
 
next time she says she wants to have sex tell her maybe some other time, you dont feel like it.

i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
 
dude, my gf has that magazine cosmopolitan it actually has a lot of good tips, find something new and exciting so she can't say no... and or put that biddie in her place

 
Im smelling something here...can anyone else smell it?

'Hahha, I like the humpie guy! He's funny. I forget his name again even though he told me. But I know he has a humping icon and is funny like pizza.' -SDot

 
im still thinking about the chick with no legs.

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**

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punch that bitch in the eyes. twice a month? Christ, there is no chick worth cutting down to twice a month for. maybee twice a day. but not month. And any girl willing to use sex against you isn't a chick worth being with. There's a lotta vagina out there.

 
This chick with no legs climbed into my homeboy's bed in the dorms once. He freaked out, screamed and ran out of his room. Hilarious.

I don't know karate, but I know Ka-razy
 
a kid up there said cut her legs off. i almost laugh out loud for the first time about something on NS. thank you to that kid. and dump that girl.

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this way is a waterslide away for me to chase her fuller every day

 
Dud thats shitty.. or you could be just liek me and be single and get what comes around... what you got is good what i got is every single chick.. theres many fish in the sea so just when she wants it really bad be like i'm sorry i just finished with some other chick and i dont wanna give you my crabs.. lol jk, but dud if she does want it say i'm sorry but i'm not in the mood.. and then she'll freak but then you will be in power. then you'll be back to 3 times daily.

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