why do you all hate

ok look, ilove jen w.e the fuck your name is its dope and all that your so dedicated to your girl and shit, but this is a skiing site, and this is the exact point i tried to make in my other thread about the new wave that people are just seeming to become so irrelevant to skiing and more focused around other shit. whatever, here i go wasting my time again because if you people havent got it yet, i doubt you will ever see the point.

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Dg, Member of the NS Army

Head mads represent

Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing

'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x

'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
 
dg101-> this is a skiing site but dont forget the title of this forum is NON ski gaber. people can talk about whatever they want. This thread is a waste of space either way tho.

 
point is, jen is fucken slut and we all know it because she's sucked us all off and made us all jizz in a big funnel so she can swallow every last drop

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
^fuck man when i got to her her mouth was sealed shut with curdled dry jizz, so she had to take me in the ass

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Dg, Member of the NS Army

Head mads represent

Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing

'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x

'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
 
this is INCREDIBLY gay, i don't know either of these people, but 'ilovejen' should be SHOT for being a fucking faggot. that other kid shut ur ass down. Also, we're not on newschoolers to talk about your slutty gf we're here to talk about SKIING. so ilovejen...shut the fuck up

hardcore lousiana fanboat shit

'fuck! there's a damn boulder on the slope'
 
oh shoot...he might have the 'administration' 'ban' me for being a jerk. Oh No!

hardcore lousiana fanboat shit

'fuck! there's a damn boulder on the slope'
 
Hey, ILoveJenn, even I've been down on your girl.

- Sasha

Did you like it? Did it sound kinda hot...

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'Does your mom have a unibrow?'

'Aren't you supposed to be in school? Yes, HAHAHAHAHAHA! Throwin' down some ten eightys! HAHAHAHAHAHA!'

'Do you know Fred Boot?'

'Maybe, what's his name?'
 
he is undoubtedly the biggest dousche in the unvierse

what a quief

'Has you ever had an abortion? Surely you should try something before you say it is bad. Because I was very anti-Burger King, but then I went there and I had the flame grilled, ain't it, and you know it was like amazing.'-Ali G

'the devil only exists beacuse of your belief in him, same goes for that other guy'

- Sage Francis
 
Wow...IloveJennifer, you have gone to great lengths to try to humilate me, and i dont really think its working. Because although you may not think shes beautiful, or 'hot' i think shes pretty, and she has an awesome personality, to make fun of someone elses girlfriend is really fucking low dude.

Now your going to say, but you were making fun of jen, blah blah, whine whine whine. I was not making fun of Jen, im making fun of you for being such a fucking idiot.

What matters is what you're doing. Not what they're doing.

 
why doesnt Ilovejennifer post a picture of this chick if shes so fucking gorgeous?

'Has you ever had an abortion? Surely you should try something before you say it is bad. Because I was very anti-Burger King, but then I went there and I had the flame grilled, ain't it, and you know it was like amazing.'-Ali G

'the devil only exists beacuse of your belief in him, same goes for that other guy'

- Sage Francis

 
^ She's real. She's just the girl that he wishes he was dating but isn't because he's over-sensitive.

- Sasha

Did you like it? Did it sound kinda hot...

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'Does your mom have a unibrow?'

'Aren't you supposed to be in school? Yes, HAHAHAHAHAHA! Throwin' down some ten eightys! HAHAHAHAHAHA!'

'Do you know Fred Boot?'

'Maybe, what's his name?'
 
especiolly when hes taking it in the ass... lol he clenhes up his ass cheeks... this jen he is talking aobut is probibly a guy.

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'Belong, Thats a Very Sexist Way To Talk About these Bitches'-Ali G

Get On Your Knees And Smile Like A Doughnut

TheSaying Around Here Is: Go Big Or Go HOME

 
clenches**

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'Belong, Thats a Very Sexist Way To Talk About these Bitches'-Ali G

Get On Your Knees And Smile Like A Doughnut

TheSaying Around Here Is: Go Big Or Go HOME

 
this is halarious. thank you lat, for that great quote, which now rests in my sig. ilovjen, you really need to get a life

i will stop ragging on the reactors, i promise

fun things like picnicing??? ahaha thats like watching paint dry, sure picnicing would be fun if you invite 6 friends and you all bang the shit out of each other- lateralis

 
haha yea sxmarty, his real name is jenpreet hes a gay guy from pakistan

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Dg, Member of the NS Army

Head mads represent

Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing

'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x

'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
 
jen is a codename meaning 'jizz eating nigger'

look at this tools profile

Best Tricks: Kissing Jennifer

Favorite Tricks: Snuggling with Jen!

Hobbies: Jennifer, jennifer and JEN!

Sponsors: My family and Jen when she buys me ski presents!

heres how i see it...

Best Tricks: Lying to jen about the size of my prick

Favorite Tricks: putting a rolling pin in my hoodie pocket and telling jen its my cock

Hobbies: sitting at home drawing naked pictures of jen

Sponsors: the men of my trailor park who throw random outdated ski equipment at me so i let them fuck jen.

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Dg, Member of the NS Army

Head mads represent

Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing

'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x

'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
 
I love seein Lat in true form!!

Pete is currently sulking around Mt. Hood, shooting with Poor Boyz Productions and hitting on Kristi Leskinen. She hates guys, Pete lamented, so it’s not going good. Apparently Canada isn’t the only thing that’s tough for Pete to get into.

-kamikaze

 
^ icon stealer!

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one time i had a great idea to spit on my arm and pour sand on it to reveal a wonderful shape and to my amazement it was a..................perfectly shaped KITE!-Lateralis

drinking is always the answer. dog dies? have a drink. got a F on your math final? have a drink. hooked up with you moms aunt? have a drink.-cj

 
hahahahaha scratchcorba says she has an awesome personality, that may be true, but when you use that as a reason you like her, since she isnt 'that hot' thats totally LOSERLIKE!!!

i just bought jen her christmas present last night, its diamond earings for Kay Jewlers....every kiss begins with K!!!! it cost like 300 dollars! today is 4 weeks for us...GOING STRONG!!!

 
how old are you and your girlfriend? 300 bucks after knowing some broad for only 4 weeks is a little bit much. Are you like 58 years old, and she's about 19 years old, I think she's lookin for her suger daddy

I have never met you before but I hate you regardless
 
iLoveJennifer, i think my girlfriend is hot, extreamly hott. What would Jenn think if she knew that you were judging other girls. Besides, whats wrong with liking a girls personality you fucking moron.

Honestly i think your in 6th grade. This is how iacted about girls in 6th grade.

What matters is what you're doing. Not what they're doing.

 
I think he's just joking around. Either way, he's a fag.

SkeeOrDie: I don't hate boarders, I hate fuckers, and 8-year olds that call everyone nigger face.
 
losers its totally worth it i have a job so i spent half my earning on the love of my life, no big deal, i dont care, it made her smile and thats all that i care about!

 
^you have like 4 posts and half of them have been about me...why dont you talk about SKIING on the SKI SITE..at least some of my posts are in ski gabber! idiot!!!!! HAHA

 
ahahah just keep posting to gte PWN3D by ilovejenn....

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

KNUCK IF YOU BUCK BWYA

'Answer: Your temp visa expiried and you were condemned to a meaningless life eating snakes with all the bushnecks in the outback' - iceiscary on why aussiepimp hates america
 
^your a nice guy... you probally have a loving girl who dosent get you sexualy frustruated and makes you take out that frustruation on a skiing site

 
this is the funniest thread ever i love it. ilovejennifer is so E-WHIPPED. hahahaah. i love it some much this is up there with robe/wizard hat

Im now Libertarian.

And sexy as hell.

 
ilovejen too

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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
bahaha, your 15 years old, you have been going out for 4 weeks, and you bought her a 300$ diamond? are you crazy?

Also known as ~Skier_Simon~

East Coast Skier
 
I'm guessing it's another NS alter personality. It's just too ridiculous.

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Are we clear or do we have to take this e-outside?

--Crystal-needs-a-park
 
^we'll see man we'll see...we have something special...but anywys its alright i have so much money i spent it lavishly all over the place so i dont mind too much....but anyways, im happy with her and shes a great girl, so i dont care what you JERKS say!

 
bahaha^ you said youre 15, you have been dating 4 WEEKS, yes WEEKS, and youre saying that youre gonna marry her?

I am 100% sure that that isnt going to happen. Or you will get married, but you will get divorced

Also known as ~Skier_Simon~

East Coast Skier
 
describe her. height weight size eyes hair... or post a pic and the shit talking will probably cease

Im now Libertarian.

And sexy as hell.

 
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