Why do we hate snowbladers so much

it is the worst looking sport ever. and every snowblader ive ever seen or riden up the lift with or somethin is a huge fag. snowblading is just very very very gay.
 
i seriosly dont know why we dont like snowblades, i mean mike nick was one, and hes sooooo ill now. plus lui kangs are ssick
 
I don't like snowblading, because I'm genuinely offended that someone would find more joy in partaking in that sport than skiing on real skis.
 
becuase they are like us but not really.

They cramp our style.

personally i think it just makes skiing look cooler in comparison. i have nothing agaisnt snowbladers. Unless they talk shit to me, then ill gauge their eyes out with a toothpick.
 
did you notice that mike nick no longer snowblades??? is that a good enough hint why snowblading blows major dick for happy meals?
 
what's the worst part about snowblading?

telling your parents that you're gay

oh yeah, you're gay just for asking why snowblading is gay
 
looking at them, and being amazed at how they don't fall face first when the try and go into powder... and def how when the go off jumps they can roll down the hugest windows...
 
^ actually, i think skiing down on your boots is cooler than snowblading... park monkey Ben at my mountain regularly grinds boxes with just ski boots, and it's gnar.
 
prolly cuz most of them are fucktards that can actually handle ski so they buy blades and think theyr the shit with their hands hanging at their sides and goin really slow

+ most bladers are morons
 
because they're different than we are and we're supposed to hate stuff that's different than us. Why do you think we hate blacks, snowboarders, or politicans?
 
cuz they go too slow -all the ones that i have talked to said "they just didnt like skiing" translation: "it was scary and fast and hard. so i do this instead."
 
I think sno blading is just retarded and should have died with the 90's but remember the roots of the twin-tip lie in sno blading, and sno boarding
 
i dont think its the fact that people hate so much snowblades. its just normally the people who do it are simply the peole who arnt good enough to ski with any style. or they are hockey player who think it looks cool. and the majority of the time they arnt aware of it is desrecpeted by anyone who has any mountain awareness. In there minds its the cool alternative to skiing. but as you all kinow they are full of shit, and they limit there selves to jumps and groomed runs.
 
i dont hate it, i dislike it. its like skiing with training wheels.

also, i think any trick they do looks incredibly unstylish, although they might say the same about us.
 
I snowblade and snowbike. I can do anything on snowblades that most people can do on regular skis.

I won't even get started with my snowbike skills...reeeeediculous!
 
you cant go fast

they cant carve

they cant ski powder or moguals

they can't drop clifs

not doing everthing i love about skiing sounds fun to me......
 
who cares seriously this is soooo 1999. GET OVER IT AND STOP MAKING THESE DAMN POSTS! i dont wana be a bitch and all but this is old as hell.
 
snowblading? ... "stylier"... thats funny. you can't even possibly be smooth on blades. landings are so much harder, and it looks just plain stupid when you try to keep your balance on rails. Even skiing in general looks terrible because its almost like you're stiff as a board trying to carve.

Not to mention blades are the most dangerous things on the slopes. I've seen so many people break legs and tear ACLs on those pieces of shit.
 
snowblading and getting head from a guy are very similar.

they both feel good until you look down and realize that what you are doing is gay.
 
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