Why do the ugliest guys have the hottest girlfriends???

rudeboy_87

rudeboy_87

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does anyone else notice this trend?

it never ceases to amaze me...

like im not trying to sound conceited or anything but i think im a pretty handsome fellow... when i see some fucking hideous ape looking creature standing next to something that models jessica simpson and they look oh so happily in love.... i just feel sick inside...

IT DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE....
 
what the hell does that mean....

im being observant here... i see a hott chick that catches my eye then i am baffled by the scum bag she so proudly calls her man...

 
yeha i saw that ebfore a few times, and this dude was acomplete dick too...so it made no sense at all...i think he musta rufied and brain washed her. or threatened to kill her cuz he was not veyr nice. 
 
For me its the HUGE posers who get babes. Confusses me even more how some loser kid who posts pics of his bod on myspace gets an insane ass girl.
 
LOOKS.

DO.

NOT.

MATTER.

This is the first thing you need to realize. Can you get a hot girl to go out with easily you because you're attractive? Sure, if you're also confident. But just because you're not a male model doesn't mean you can't be attractive in other ways. It doesn't work the same for girls as for guys. Not being a looker isn't the end of the road gentlemen, don't lose hope.
 
i live just outside cincinnati, ohio... yes there lots of hicks here if thats what u mean by the south....

and yeah i guess thats it i just got no game... :(
 
"Game" isn't something complicated. Just be confident. I mean if you think you're good looking it shouldn't be that hard to summon up the confidence should it? If that's the case, hot girls should want to go out with you. You're doing them a favour by asking. That's the attitude to have.
 
yee. women care so much about looks as they do social status. if you act like a boss, then you are a boss, then you get hoes. its that simple
 
i do lack confidence in speaking to girls... like not if were just friends though... i can talk to those girls...

but if they are hott and i kinda fancy them im like derrrrrrrr.........

i dont think i want a gf right now anyway ski season is about to start... hehe
 
See what you did to Landis there? Do that to some hot chick. Challenge them. Unless you just want to bone Landis. Then you're on the right track. I hear he bats for both teams.
 
yeah that pattern is everywhere at my school. it dosent really piss me off, but i am just like "uhh what was going through the girls' heads when they agreed to go out"
 
While you're at it, don't forget to tell the girls that you are better at hitting on little asain boys over the internet than you are at hitting on them.
 
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happens a lot in my school. well not a lot but i see it, its cause the guys have mad money and buy them whatever they want...
 
If you throw this out in a conversation with a hotty CONFIDENTLY and slightly sarcastically, you will score points. I shit you not.
 
I find all the hot chicks a my school go out with guys who are dumb and they only have that girl cause of their looks. it'll be funny 15 years down the road when they are both without a decent job and their looks are fading.
 
That reminds me of a story:

I was visiting my grandparents with my mom about 4 years ago. They still live in the same town my mom went to highschool in. One day, her and I went to the grocery store to get some food. For some odd reason, she started laughing but trying to hold it in as soon as we got to the checkout.

As it turns out, the bagger was the most popular guy in highschool back in the day. And now he's 45 years old and bagging groceries in the middle of nowhere.

The moral of the story is:

You have to look like this to get chicks:

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1.) john cena is crazy

2.) it's the DUFF rule. all hot girls have to roll with a Designated Ugly Fat Friend to make them look better
 
hhahahahahaah oh god dude!^

but yeah my friend is like this chubby, lazy, toolish knda kid (dont get me wrong i dont mind him) and hes with the hottest girl in the school and has been for a year (took him a year to fuck her though) but seriously...i dont get it.
 
Not neccesarily, but it is a case a lot of the time . That's why you always get the MILFs in first class
 
Can someone explain to this man that amazing theory based on the 1-10 scale? He should only be concerned with the 5-8 and 9-10 catergories, any lower is just rape.
 
or maybe they just treat girls with respect unlike alot of guys in this world nowadays. or maybe its just money most likely but jessica simpson is kinda gross now anyways.
 
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