Why do people

*Neil

Active member
why do ppl Clariffy they drink, it pisses me off, so many i talk to if i aks what they did all summer they are like 'chill, party, DRINK'.... wow telling me u drank made me think u are so koool... at least say a funnny story

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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!

 
well, u asked what they did, and they told u what they did.

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God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley
 
well... then why dotn they tell me they ate supper, cooked hot dogs, bbq steak, masterbated, went to the washroom ect..

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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!

 
true, but it annoys me too. theyre like 'i got fucked up every night, i smoked 10 bowls and drank 25 beers'. i just laugh at them.

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***Official Newschoolers Drunk***

God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley
 
i know, dude... fuck.. unless you got reallyt really fucking hammered the night befor and did somethintg stupid, i dont wanna hear about it...' i drank, then cut my dick off and shuved it up my anus'

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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D

If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

 
thats a story u wanna keep to ur self buddy

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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis

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Bonnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg
 
how can u not tell about your craps..shitting is America's #1 past time

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SRMC

-kevan
 
hey, guess what? last night...i DRANK!!!! IM SOOOOOO COOL NOW! and all because i said that i drank!

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what makes me hot?

i would have to say my eyes, or my lips. i love my lips. and my hair. oh god my hair makes me soo wet. and my nose. so very very sexy.

-cj

 
i think when girls drink it makes them cool, and when yer drunk there hotter two. you gotta say if you drink or not

IM out like a blind kid in laser tag--- --- I'm out like a midget in a high jump competition
 
i drank last night....then i was on a tramp and kicked this hot chick in the face, which really sucked huge, she ended up in the lap though later one so thats cool (am i cool enought yet?!?!)

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freestyler525 -> this a damn ski forum not the fucking 'gramatical spelling forum'

CalgaryJibber -> two M;s in grammatical

freestyler525 ->i had to admit that was pretty funny
 
when girls drink they get hella horny...then hella crazy, then bitchy, then tired and sad..it sux, why can't the first stage last

2 Inchers Club

I Miss My Friends...But my Aim is Improving
 
no. not really. drinking takes all the pain away.....does anyone remember the 1st time they got drunk and did the funniest shit?

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I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.

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RS4LIFE is my hero!

 
dude i was at a party and i DRANK man im cool, I WOULD LIKE YOU ALL TO KNOW THAT HARRISON HARB DRINKS

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and soon to be a member of the ANP
 
^^ your name is harrison harb? ahhaa

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Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
yes, drinking makes you cool. The other fucking day I was introduced as 'the stoner' instead of by my name, it filled me with mixed emotions.

ThePopeShinesMyShoes

EastCoastPride- ''Dude, just remember the Jesus Steeze and you'll be fine because He will be watching over you.''
 
HAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT THAT WAS FUNNY

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yeah this one time, I got really wasted, and took the most violent shit ever. serious. my ass and I fought for most of the night, but in the end I was vitorious, until that back stabber attacked after our treaty, and i had to get new boxers - lineskier03

just stand closer to the explosion. it will make it seem biggger.-aoe

 
I actually think less of a person rather than more of them when they come in and exclaim, 'I got soooo wasted last night it was crazy.'

I don't give a flying fuck.

Ha. Ha.
 
so do i... and i think thats the point of this thread. fuck trends go OP.

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you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

i had a pet rat that had one...it peed blood and then died - alpentalik
 
You know what REALLY pisses me off? People who say 'hella.'

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

 
you guys are hella stupid, you guys are hella lame, you guys are hella stupid, hella hella hella

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

i had a pet rat that had one...it peed blood and then died - alpentalik
 
i heart harrison harb

|Carl F-G|

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Accept no one's defitnition of your life: Define your self. Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim.

- Terrible One

 
drinking stories are so funny. lol some kid was so wasted and past out that they stripped him down and put him in a bathtub with cold water. the funny part is you couldnt see his dick because he was so fat

what you gonna do when shit hits the fan, are you gonna stand and fight like a man, will you be as hard as you say you are, are you gonna run and go get your bodygaurd
 
^u didnt say 'hella'

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yeah this one time, I got really wasted, and took the most violent shit ever. serious. my ass and I fought for most of the night, but in the end I was vitorious, until that back stabber attacked after our treaty, and i had to get new boxers - lineskier03

just stand closer to the explosion. it will make it seem biggger.-aoe

 
was this thread started a long time ago or did harvey finally unbann phrosty?

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you could just go ahead and look at the date thing at the bottom...

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yeah this one time, I got really wasted, and took the most violent shit ever. serious. my ass and I fought for most of the night, but in the end I was vitorious, until that back stabber attacked after our treaty, and i had to get new boxers - lineskier03

just stand closer to the explosion. it will make it seem biggger.-aoe

 
I just thoought about what martok_freestyle said and realized how true that is, same thing everytime

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Pat

Repin the CMP

'Emancipate yourself from mental slavery none but ourselves can free our minds'

~Bob Marley~

 
just don't worry about it so much...

people are just ass-holes and they think being a bad-ass is cool and stuff and they're only making themselves look bad

On my way to goddom
 
dont worry about what?

what you gonna do when shit hits the fan, are you gonna stand and fight like a man, will you be as hard as you say you are, are you gonna run and go get your bodygaurd
 
drinking is a fun thing to do with friends, but not with enemies, oohhhh no

The only tent i'm pitchin tonite is... well you get where i'm goin.... OH! (Quagmire)

Frontflips are lame

Lets hear it for fat chicks!

 
people drinking to get drunk is pretty pathetic as well. Dunno bout you, but i would rather say 'i had a few drinks and hooked up with a chik' then say 'i got TOTALLY hamered'

jesus was a liberal

thats why i vote conservative.
 
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