*Why do people make fun of Canadians?*
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always_ski
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Canada is the only country that has NEVER lost a War.
Oh ya, we burned down Whitehouse too.
Oh ya, we burned down Whitehouse too.
CanadianSkiGod
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wtf? i (a canadian) have never heard anyone say 'eh' in my life. Plus, yes, we have won a war, against you, in 17... something. You invaded us and lost. Look it up. And the french FROM FRANCE that have hairy armpits, not canadians... and even the french chicks dont. Saying canadians say 'eh' and suck is like saying all americans are dumbasses...
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TannerBalls
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haha. Canadiens say 'eh' so much, they dont even realize it. would you guys like a re-match in the war we supposedly lost against you? I didn't think so. wadda say Eh? eh?
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* People ahead of you have the right of way.
* Stop in a safe place for you and others.
* Whenever starting downhill or merging, look uphill and yield.
* Use devices to help prevent runaway equipment.
* Observe signs and warnings, and keep off closed trails.
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* Always stay in control.
* People ahead of you have the right of way.
* Stop in a safe place for you and others.
* Whenever starting downhill or merging, look uphill and yield.
* Use devices to help prevent runaway equipment.
* Observe signs and warnings, and keep off closed trails.
* Know how to use the lifts safely.
KNOW THE CODE. IT'S YOUR RESPONSIBILITY.
This is a partial list. Be safety conscious.
Officially endorsed by: NATIONAL SKI AREAS ASSOCIATION.
Prepared by the National Ski Areas Association
The war of 1812...come on. Do they not teach taht in schools down there? I guess you do have a lot of wars to cover. Like the civil war...what was that...you ran out of people to fight, so you just said 'fuck it! two teams!'
Or maybe it's just how you don't do much teaching of any kind in the States. A survey in 2001 placed the United States as 27th worldwide in the quality of pre-university education. Canada was fourth. Anyways, the United States' textbooks, in one of the most blatant examples of information control since a certain regime in the 1930s, claim that the U.S. did, in fact, win the war of 1812. However, the facts are as follows:
-The U.S. Invaded Canada
-Canada finished the war with more territory than they had to start
-Washington, D.C. was razed, the white house and government buildings were burnt to the ground, to be later reconstructed.
Now, this might just be me, but if you invade a country, and they push you back, take some of your territory, and burn your capital down, it's a bit of a stretch to say you won.
But don't worry, that was the only military humiliation in U.S. history. Oh, except Vietnam. And the Alamo. Oh, right, and the Bay of Pigs. Sorry.
And in case you're wondering, the U.S. has attempted to invade Canada on three separate occaisions; the other two were repulsed by the Brits.
Manifest destiny, the 'unofficial' U.S. Policy that declares the belief that all North America should fall under the dominion of the states, is one of the founding principles of the country. They can't pull it off, though, because world support is in our favour, and there would be no way to justify it. Also, that would really make you guys the next nazis, without the anti-semitism.
The media control is such that you're basically 1940's Russia without the snow, communism and useful economic boom. (NOTE: MEDIA CONTROL IS JUST AS BAD HERE. NO WAY TO DENY IT. IT'S JUST WORSE THERE...you can actually deny this, but you guys deny everything. Everything printed in both countries is a result of what the papers' owner wants people to think.)
Note: B.C. Provides The western half of the U.S. with power. You need us. Quit being dicks. You don't have enough hydroelectric dams to power oregon, how do expect to keep the vegas strip lit up. Don't pull the hoover dam shit on me, it's an engineering disaster that happens to generate tourism because you people will go look at anything you're told is impressive. If you need any other proof of this, look how well you guys handled you power situation on the east coast this summer. *Applause*...
Well, anyways, I say, fuck it. Go skiing. If you got snow. I live near whistler. I don't care what mtns you got, I'm better off for skiing, and that's really what makes canada better.
I could go on about this forever, but I'll stop now.
ONE MORE THING:
We canadians may say 'eh,' but down in the states, all you say is 'Uhhhhhhhhh....'
Or maybe it's just how you don't do much teaching of any kind in the States. A survey in 2001 placed the United States as 27th worldwide in the quality of pre-university education. Canada was fourth. Anyways, the United States' textbooks, in one of the most blatant examples of information control since a certain regime in the 1930s, claim that the U.S. did, in fact, win the war of 1812. However, the facts are as follows:
-The U.S. Invaded Canada
-Canada finished the war with more territory than they had to start
-Washington, D.C. was razed, the white house and government buildings were burnt to the ground, to be later reconstructed.
Now, this might just be me, but if you invade a country, and they push you back, take some of your territory, and burn your capital down, it's a bit of a stretch to say you won.
But don't worry, that was the only military humiliation in U.S. history. Oh, except Vietnam. And the Alamo. Oh, right, and the Bay of Pigs. Sorry.
And in case you're wondering, the U.S. has attempted to invade Canada on three separate occaisions; the other two were repulsed by the Brits.
Manifest destiny, the 'unofficial' U.S. Policy that declares the belief that all North America should fall under the dominion of the states, is one of the founding principles of the country. They can't pull it off, though, because world support is in our favour, and there would be no way to justify it. Also, that would really make you guys the next nazis, without the anti-semitism.
The media control is such that you're basically 1940's Russia without the snow, communism and useful economic boom. (NOTE: MEDIA CONTROL IS JUST AS BAD HERE. NO WAY TO DENY IT. IT'S JUST WORSE THERE...you can actually deny this, but you guys deny everything. Everything printed in both countries is a result of what the papers' owner wants people to think.)
Note: B.C. Provides The western half of the U.S. with power. You need us. Quit being dicks. You don't have enough hydroelectric dams to power oregon, how do expect to keep the vegas strip lit up. Don't pull the hoover dam shit on me, it's an engineering disaster that happens to generate tourism because you people will go look at anything you're told is impressive. If you need any other proof of this, look how well you guys handled you power situation on the east coast this summer. *Applause*...
Well, anyways, I say, fuck it. Go skiing. If you got snow. I live near whistler. I don't care what mtns you got, I'm better off for skiing, and that's really what makes canada better.
I could go on about this forever, but I'll stop now.
ONE MORE THING:
We canadians may say 'eh,' but down in the states, all you say is 'Uhhhhhhhhh....'
TannerBalls
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We watched a canadian movie today in Chem, needless to say it sucked really really bad. My teacher said before hand...
'I know this may seem a little outdated, and the accents may sound really funny, but please class, try to hold back your laughter - it's canadian'
When they said gaseous (we pronounce it GAS - E - US), it sounded like GA - SHUS. After the video, the teacher started talking about gaseous compounds, and a student raised their hand saying
'oh, oh! isn't that GA-SHUS??'
See...they teach us good things in school-canadians are dumb.
* Always stay in control.
* People ahead of you have the right of way.
* Stop in a safe place for you and others.
* Whenever starting downhill or merging, look uphill and yield.
* Use devices to help prevent runaway equipment.
* Observe signs and warnings, and keep off closed trails.
* Know how to use the lifts safely.
KNOW THE CODE. IT'S YOUR RESPONSIBILITY.
This is a partial list. Be safety conscious.
Officially endorsed by: NATIONAL SKI AREAS ASSOCIATION.
Prepared by the National Ski Areas Association
Jedi_Mind_Tricks.
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Come on we can't be that bad, well atleast we are not bombing Country after country, and are you all still mad about us for haveing better beer? Don't take it that personal.
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switchskier88
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the war of 1812 was against england you dumb fucker not Canada (which wasnt even a country in 1812), yes attempts to invade canada were made, but like i said it wasnt even a country at the time, the US was attaking the closest british settelements,
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Ice-Is-Scary
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Yeah J.d may the civil war was fought because we ran out of people to fight your so correct. I'm glad canadian schools are breeding such intellegent individuals.
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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i say ga-shus. fuck you, fuckin spokanistanian.
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you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
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albatross.
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'I love it how the every canadian thinks they know more about the US than the americans'
i think the canadians have been way more accurate so far in this thread than the americans. I dont know any kids who say 'eh' and i have never seen mounted police.
'think mullets are cool'
I dont see any mullets here in vancouver, but i saw tons in california. Im not gonna say americans think they are cool, but way more americans have them.
'the sad thing is that canadians get so defensive when you do make fun of em, lighten the fuck up'
We dont make threads called the US sucks because we are not ethnocentric bastards. I think we are much more lightened up.
'hotter girls. | hairy armpits - no '
hairy armpits? what the fuck? i havent seen a chick with hairy armpits here. At least we dont have severe obesity problems and lawsuits.
'has canada ever won a war?'
I belive we stopped the US invasion-without the british too.
i think the canadians have been way more accurate so far in this thread than the americans. I dont know any kids who say 'eh' and i have never seen mounted police.
'think mullets are cool'
I dont see any mullets here in vancouver, but i saw tons in california. Im not gonna say americans think they are cool, but way more americans have them.
'the sad thing is that canadians get so defensive when you do make fun of em, lighten the fuck up'
We dont make threads called the US sucks because we are not ethnocentric bastards. I think we are much more lightened up.
'hotter girls. | hairy armpits - no '
hairy armpits? what the fuck? i havent seen a chick with hairy armpits here. At least we dont have severe obesity problems and lawsuits.
'has canada ever won a war?'
I belive we stopped the US invasion-without the british too.
TannerBalls
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Canada was created by hairy french fur trappers, and that a fact. Hey Crystal your a homo!!
* Always stay in control.
* People ahead of you have the right of way.
* Stop in a safe place for you and others.
* Whenever starting downhill or merging, look uphill and yield.
* Use devices to help prevent runaway equipment.
* Observe signs and warnings, and keep off closed trails.
* Know how to use the lifts safely.
KNOW THE CODE. IT'S YOUR RESPONSIBILITY.
This is a partial list. Be safety conscious.
Officially endorsed by: NATIONAL SKI AREAS ASSOCIATION.
Prepared by the National Ski Areas Association
* Always stay in control.
* People ahead of you have the right of way.
* Stop in a safe place for you and others.
* Whenever starting downhill or merging, look uphill and yield.
* Use devices to help prevent runaway equipment.
* Observe signs and warnings, and keep off closed trails.
* Know how to use the lifts safely.
KNOW THE CODE. IT'S YOUR RESPONSIBILITY.
This is a partial list. Be safety conscious.
Officially endorsed by: NATIONAL SKI AREAS ASSOCIATION.
Prepared by the National Ski Areas Association
i am canadian. fuck you all. eat my big cock. canadian girls have very nice tits, and ive cummed on every one of theres, so fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk you.
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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
221 'i like to rub diluted sulfuric acid on my inner thigh'
Darren Butler 'God made dirt, so dirt dont hurt... its the rocks that get ya.'
'I kept eating hot dogs when the cameras were rolling, and that seemed to bother him. I say fuck him. He doesn't even like hot dogs. I would like to end by emphasizing once again that I really like to eat hot dogs. If any of you people disagree, I loathe you. I despise you. Not only that, but I also despise all your loved ones. I want to see them torn to pieces by wild dogs. If I ever meet you in person, I'll smash your brains in with a fucking bat. Then we'll see who doesn't like hot dogs.' Christopher Walkin
TwinTippedPatroller
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Gotta admit, the Canadian military is a bad joke.
Kick Midgets
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What canadian military? We have one? WE bought USED SUBMARINES FROM THE U.K. what are you supposed to do with used submarines...Well, if we have a smaller military, it'll be harder for you guys to shoot at our soldiers in future. That was embarassing.
FOR THE RECORD:
No we have no military.
We spend our money on other stuff. Medicare, education, housing programs, foreign aid etc.
Oh, and while technically Canada was not called canada until July 1 1867, and the war of 1812 was technically fought against the 'British', those 'Brits' were actually Canadian colonials, that is, people born in canada. Militia, basically. The British army was busy in Europe, and pretty much cleaned out of N.A. after the revolution down there. The few british officers left were remnants left to maintain British control and a few soldiers from the revolution. The vast majority of 'British' troops taking part in the war of 1812 were militia...in fact the razing of Washington was executed almost exclusively by militia.
O yeah, I was kidding about the civil war. That was a joke. I do have some knowledge about what actually happened.
O and we won't have the French PM for long... he's done.
FOR THE RECORD:
No we have no military.
We spend our money on other stuff. Medicare, education, housing programs, foreign aid etc.
Oh, and while technically Canada was not called canada until July 1 1867, and the war of 1812 was technically fought against the 'British', those 'Brits' were actually Canadian colonials, that is, people born in canada. Militia, basically. The British army was busy in Europe, and pretty much cleaned out of N.A. after the revolution down there. The few british officers left were remnants left to maintain British control and a few soldiers from the revolution. The vast majority of 'British' troops taking part in the war of 1812 were militia...in fact the razing of Washington was executed almost exclusively by militia.
O yeah, I was kidding about the civil war. That was a joke. I do have some knowledge about what actually happened.
O and we won't have the French PM for long... he's done.
There is no point to this mindless bantering. The relationship between Canada and US is symbiotic.
USA benfits Canada in some respects and Canada the same.
It is impossible to rate a country as 'better' than another, so why are some of you trying?
The word 'better' is relative, one person may prefer living out in the jungle because it's a simple life. That life may be better to him, while another person really likes the health benefits up in Canada, so living up there may be 'better' to him. What's 'better' to you may mean little to someone else. Arguing over it is not going to change their stance.
The average American doesn't know that much about Canada.. I'll admit. But do you know why? Because it seems so distant, and it hardly effects us. New laws, events, disasters, happen every few minutes in USA, and it's overwhelming enough as it is. These things are close to home and affects the way we live our life, so it's a given that our focus will be on that.
I live in California and the same applies for other states inside the US. I couldn't tell you the first thing of what's happening in Minnesota, Wisconsin, or Alabama. There is so much going on in California that affects me, that I do not pay much attention to anything else.
Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.
USA benfits Canada in some respects and Canada the same.
It is impossible to rate a country as 'better' than another, so why are some of you trying?
The word 'better' is relative, one person may prefer living out in the jungle because it's a simple life. That life may be better to him, while another person really likes the health benefits up in Canada, so living up there may be 'better' to him. What's 'better' to you may mean little to someone else. Arguing over it is not going to change their stance.
The average American doesn't know that much about Canada.. I'll admit. But do you know why? Because it seems so distant, and it hardly effects us. New laws, events, disasters, happen every few minutes in USA, and it's overwhelming enough as it is. These things are close to home and affects the way we live our life, so it's a given that our focus will be on that.
I live in California and the same applies for other states inside the US. I couldn't tell you the first thing of what's happening in Minnesota, Wisconsin, or Alabama. There is so much going on in California that affects me, that I do not pay much attention to anything else.
Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.
SKItheBURG
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i agree with ghostdragon, this is gay. both sides are just making ignorant assumptions about each other and getting nowhere.
KootenayGuy
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Actually, the Whitehouse is called the Whitehouse because canadians barged in, ate the untouched presidents meal (which was cuz the dude fled so quick) and then burned the place. Covered in ash and coal and shit, the presidents house needed LOTS of coats of white paint. = Whitehouse.
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TheWorst
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this thread is retarted... americans think they know ALL about canadians when they havent even been here... some americans came up here with skis in the summer and were like WHERES ALL THE SNOW??! stupid retards just because u cross the canadian border doesnt mean theres gonna b snow. and also ive probably been to more places in the US than most americans have and all the americans are just like the canadians except armed, with no health care
IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
spin
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canadien ski god said saying that sll canadiens say Eh and suck is like saying all americans are dumbasses. well, damn near all of us americans are dumbasses so that doesnt help ya much, but hes right that they did kick our oasses back in 1786 or somthing
what did the whales ever do for us?
what did the whales ever do for us?
unrigged
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ahaha yes that is true, i still like americans tho, even tho i live in an igloo and say eh alot. as well as eat poutine and have a girlfriend that does not shave her armpits. but at least i have a good healthcare system i dont have to pay for as well as dont have to worry about being shot or other nations hating me.
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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SOMEONE FUCKING PULLED MY MAKE FUN OF CANADIANS!!!!! This is a fucking outrage! that shit had like 250 responses. bullshit.
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Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
i had a pet rat that had one...it peed blood and then died - alpentalik
DRISKEY
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im american and i love canada. i do the best i can to spread the good news to all the ignorant americans that have never been there and make fun of it
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Jedi_Mind_Tricks.
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Jean Cretien is an embarassment to our nation he should have been fired along time ago!
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