*Why do people make fun of Canadians?*

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Why do so many people make fun of Canadians? Just because they smell bad,have mounted police, say 'EH' too much, talk funny, think mullets are cool........ I guess i just realized why!!!!!! haha go CANADA- (America jr.)

'If peeing your pants is

cool, then call me Miles Davis!'

 
Stop EH? CANADA EH? IS EH? COOL Eh? they talk like RETARDS!!!!!

'If peeing your pants is

cool, then call me Miles Davis!'

 
NO beer worth drinking, that might benefit everyone. People would pull their heads outof there asses. Ever see the family guy where they show Ireland before Whiskey?

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'I am so smart, I am so smart. S-M-R-T, wait no, S-M-A-R-T!'
 
canada rules america sucks dick end of story heres 5 reasons why canada is better than america.

1)hotter girls.

2)better weed.

3)weed is decriminalised as of this month

4)better snow ,better mountains

5)and the best reason why canada is beter

NO FUKIN AMERICANS!!!!!!!!!!

5 reasons why america sucks dick.

1) lots of fat people

2)stupidest race of people on earth

3) you can't do anything with out get arrested casue of there surposed war on terror which is total bull shit and is all set up for oil refer back to reason 2 for why the american people let this happen.

4)Blowing up the rest of the world, kill more people than any other country on earth and claim there doing it in gods name.. and that there the saviors of the world.. cough cough bull shit!!!

5)full of americans!!!!

I don't hate americans, but you guys really need to wake up and relize there is a reason every other country in the world hates you, and what your surposed leaders are doing to the world and to you the american public.

'I been pimpin since been pimpin since been pimpin.
 
America's mountains are better. But I do have to say, I'll probably move up to Canada when im done with school. Plus Canada has poutine, you cant forget poutine.

VIVA LA FRONTFLIP!
 
Im from Canada, they think im a little slow..Eh?

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I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'

Benjamin Franklin.

'i can see you all in a few years, sucking dick behind a cyber cafe.' -Lord_Piot on people being addicted to ns.com

 
Canada is awesome, except are government, fucking french, but you guys got a dolt!

Matt

Member 2912

This year I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog

the girls in mammoth are like parking spaces - the good ones are already taken and the rest are handicapped -mammothpunks

you guys on the east have mountains yet?-CJ

 
i used to think canada was cool, then i came to shcool here and i am reminded that it does in fact suck. you may have your matt harvey and your whistler, but they cant save an entire country.

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you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
 
so canadians like mullets eh? well, have u heard of the term yankee? y'know the dumb, smelly, mullet totin' yank? yeah well its the stereotyped american, so your no better mr. ignorance! HA!

----now i lay me down to sleep, blah blah blah my soul to keep, if i die before i wake ill go to hell for heavens sake
 
how about this: people are stupid, kill them.

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
 
Ok to the dumbass who said Americans are the stupidest race. That statement made you the stupidiest person. Race=inherited physical characteristics that distinguish one group from another. Such as black skin, wide face, pointy nose, exc. The word your little brain is trying to muster is culture. Also, while we are busy 'blowing the world' we are also detering countries from attacking your country. Do you think your Canadaian army will save you if China decided to take over Canadaland. Bah! Q: Who is Americas biggest trading parter A: Canada. Q: Which country is full of intellegent people yet never managed to contribute anything to humanity? A: Canada. Q: When America gets full of garbage where are we gonna store it all? A: Canada.

The Olson twins are Michelle you sick little baby fuckers.

The Jews invented tornados.
 
canada sucks because red bull is illegal- what is that?!?!?!

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-ski for life- Just say fuck it and huck it!

~pain is weakness leaving the body~

'i like cherry pie, but cheesecake is better.'-Ryan

'wtf are you talking about dude? fucking stoner!'- me

lucerne valley is one big lice infested cumm bubble- me

polar bears are laft handed! yeah go me!i am too!
 
the sad thing is that canadians get so defensive when you do make fun of em, lighten the fuck up

Dont get gloves though, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm.

Wugga?
 
1)hotter girls. | hairy armpits - no

2)better weed. | central oregon, and some other places, close to mexico - no

3)weed is decriminalised as of this month | yes

4)better snow ,better mountains | colorado and mammoth - no

5)and the best reason why canada is beter beer | maybe

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penguinmilk
 
oh and lets just discount the midwest of the US too, as it doesnt apply to skiers and it really does drag the US down... except for the food... wed be kind of dead without the food.

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
 
People make fun of Canadians because it's a challenging mental and verbal activity, unlike making fun of Americans, which is comparable to shooting fish in a barrel, or maybe fishing with dynamite.

'lets all go to hell for having sex!' Lateralis

'jib_this why are you such an ass? all your posts are dissing someone els (sic)' Krongos

Whistler Sucks.

 
yeah what da ya hoosers make fun of canidians for eh. i mean what did we canucks ever do. what do ya make fun of us aboat anyway? ha ha

Hey farva, whats that resturaunt you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mossarlla sticks?....... Shenanigans, your talkin about shenanigans right?
 
we canadians can out drink all of you americans, put down that pussy 2.5% shit and come drink some 7% shit

'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
 
canadian beer isnt the greatest beer. but its damn strong and thats all that matters. you yanks are just pissed cuz you got no snow. I'll think about you when I'm sipping a manly canuk beer on the chairlift this weekend. ;)

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'you lazy asshole' -Crystal-needs-a-park
 
This thread is stupid. dont be a fag, canadas cool.

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Darren Butler 'God made dirt, so dirt dont hurt... its the rocks that get ya.'

'I kept eating hot dogs when the cameras were rolling, and that seemed to bother him. I say fuck him. He doesn't even like hot dogs. I would like to end by emphasizing once again that I really like to eat hot dogs. If any of you people disagree, I loathe you. I despise you. Not only that, but I also despise all your loved ones. I want to see them torn to pieces by wild dogs. If I ever meet you in person, I'll smash your brains in with a fucking bat. Then we'll see who doesn't like hot dogs.' Christopher Walkin

 
There are only two words that makes Canada better when it comes down to it... George Bush.

No one on their death bed has ever said 'I wish I had played it safe'
 
you pussy ass americans and your regular sized beer.....

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I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'

Benjamin Franklin.

'i can see you all in a few years, sucking dick behind a cyber cafe.' -Lord_Piot on people being addicted to ns.com

 
'she wasnt like the other girls....she was french...i could tell this because she wasnt puking...' out cold

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'I have luffahs'

SRMC

-kevan

 
Ok so the best you can come up with is that you guys are bigger alcoholics? Dont get me wrong I like some Labatt Blue myself but fuck come up with something worthwhile

The Olson twins are Michelle you sick little baby fuckers.

The Jews invented tornados.
 
because your cops are mounties, and ride horses instead of cars, and have swords instead of guns.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

 
so your saying drinking isnt worth while??? whats wrong with you?

'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
 
both our countries are fucked up in different ways but its true that the U.S affect more people on a worldwide scale, and kills lots too(thats fucking sad, I'm sorry but Bush is an idiot for it). But I have to be patriotic and stick with Canada. We might say Eh? sometimes, eat poutine and have a french P.M (better change soon fuck) but its not that bad.

Just a thought

'Hey check this out'
 
How can you make fun of our Pres. when your ruled by

rank-ass french fucks!

'If peeing your pants is

cool, then call me Miles Davis!'

 
yeah it was funny we were in a restaurant with mercon at high north and he says to this hot waitress yeah the only prob i have with canada is the canadians, and she just kidna looked at him funny then laughed, it was funny but maybe you had to be there

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'IF YOU DONT GIVE HER BACK PRONTO, WE'LL LEVEL TORONTO!'-Candian Bacon the movie, i love it!

'If peeing your pants is

cool, then call me Miles Davis!'

 
no snow tires?...nooo....driving on the wrong side of the road...noo...those writing on the side of the truck...oh those kids at the garage..yah yah....ill have to fine you,1000 canadian dollars or 10 american dollars if u prefer

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'I have luffahs'

SRMC

-kevan

 
I say these things as facts.....I'm not just guessing that Bush is stupid (no offense to Bush lovers), I'm just relating facts that I've read.

Just a thought

'Hey check this out'
 
Well yes we kill alot of people worldwide but #1 they are not all goodguys #2 we do alot of humanitarian work. The only reason you never hear about it is because it doesnt sell. What sells? 'therefore portrayed by media organizations'. Fear, Death, Accidents, Floods, Fires, Wars, Earthquakes exc. America does some shitty things but we do alot of good for the world for example. We invented Electricity, Airplanes, Cars, Ski Resorts (Sun Valley right?), Lightbulbs, steam engines, nuclear power, Television, most of the movies worth watching, hmmmm Do I really need to go on?

The Olson twins are Michelle you sick little baby fuckers.

The Jews invented tornados.
 
America is the best, even though we do some dumb things-like not invading canada. Why do 80% of canadians live within 150 miles of our border, would you like to join us?-NO! we don't want you peace lovin hippies!

'If peeing your pants is

cool, then call me Miles Davis!'

 
you sounds like an ass mr spokanistan

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
 
we also invented the electron microscope,french fries i think and chinese fortune cookies...we gave em those names so we didnt hog the credit

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'I have luffahs'

SRMC

-kevan

 
I think you need to re-state the question as follows:

'Why do people make fun of other people?'

english and french people fight just like americans and canadians, people from denmark make fun of the way swedish people talk. Swiss people, think Austrians have the same inteligence level as a cow, we all know what the isralies and palistinians think of each other... Its like this in every country in the world, you always got someone else to shit on... unless you are from Mexico...

FUCK, you see what I mean, there I go again on mexico...

But to awnser to your question... as an American... it just makes me feel good to call you a moose fucking hippie, eh.

 
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