Why do no pros wear colored pants?

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In almost every edit I watch no one wears pants that aren't black or tan, why is this? Are colored pants not cool?
 
you see, when pros future spin the centripetal force makes there eye cells fall out, making them colorblind. Thus, since they can only see black and white all pants look the same to them except black and tan which look like rainbows and stuff to them.
 
cuz they don't need colorful clothes to make them look cool. they got moves.

also black pants make you go way faster
 
Non-colorful pants make you go faster. Wearing colored pants is like never waxing your skis. In fact studies have shown that the wax on the skis of a colorful pants guy wears off faster than a guy with black or brown pants,
 
The coloured-pants wearing skiers currently have a separate professional league. There is talk though about merging the two, and Line skis has just announced a new skier on their team named Jackie Robinwallisch
 
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13205919:[tk said:
]The coloured-pants wearing skiers currently have a separate professional league. There is talk though about merging the two, and Line skis has just announced a new skier on their team named Jackie Robinwallisch
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holy shit, this is great.
 
topic:rilder19 said:
In almost every edit I watch no one wears pants that aren't black or tan, why is this? Are colored pants not cool?
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if ya listen closely, ill tell ya why. Its cause when all the, so called "faded" or "trippy" viewers watch the pros edits with a bunch of "skittle" colors on their body while they do their whirlybirds and their jack wagon ball scratches, It causes the viewer to lose control of their mind and actions. Thus causing a bad "trip" and making the viewer not want to watch the edit ever again. :)
 
topic:rilder19 said:
In almost every edit I watch no one wears pants that aren't black or tan, why is this? Are colored pants not cool?
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[video]http://youtu.be/oAKG-kbKeIo[/video]
 
13205661:99603Crew said:
Saga guys do.
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You have no idea how much of a battle this is every year.

Truth is black and muted color panst are prefered for several reasons by professional or avid skiers.

1: they don't show wear and tear as much. When you ski as often and as hard as these people do you're goin to put your clothes through some shit. When you have colorful outerwear it's going to show stains and scuffs a lot more.

2:their tops change and black or tan pants work well with all.
 
skiing's clothing style has become much more casual than it was 5 years ago. It's not like anyone would ever wear xxl puke green/highlighter orange pants if they weren't skiing in them.
 
Bring it back OP, I know you've got those leftover rainbow pants from Pride parades.
 
13206225:Saga. said:
You have no idea how much of a battle this is every year.

Truth is black and muted color panst are prefered for several reasons by professional or avid skiers.

1: they don't show wear and tear as much. When you ski as often and as hard as these people do you're goin to put your clothes through some shit. When you have colorful outerwear it's going to show stains and scuffs a lot more.

2:their tops change and black or tan pants work well with all.
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This exactly, tops change. This is the answer. Why had no one said this till now...?
 
13205577:kenevil said:
Why don't pros wear coloured pants*
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People hate on ns all the time for incorrect spelling. Yet this guy corrects a guy with the proper way to spell colour and he gets a gajillion downvotes.
 
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